Friday, December 11, 2009
Sexiest Back Curve: The Barrowbag’s Alana
From mid October, this Weekly winner earns a 2009 Douchie Award for that very special curve that inspires poets and turns goldfish suicidal.
It’s like a ski slope of cotton candy made out of suckle flesh that ends with two half-baked loaves of doughy challah bread wrestling to pick up a raisin.
Sadly, it’s getting performatively doggie ‘bagged by a turd we’ve named The Barrowbag.
But that’s not what this award for.
This 2009 Douchie Award is for the ample flexibility of early 20s perfection.
And it’s well, well, well deserved.
