Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The Doucheclops and the Hipsterbag
As Dr. DB noted in the Doucheclops’s earlier comments thread, it was the famous greek poet Homey who first recorded this apocryphal tale of familial tragedy, religious iconography, and really douchey-ass smelling bodyspray.
That tongue just shouldn’t exist in nature.
I had a whole riff on that tongue as the motivating quest for Perseus in the upcoming remake of Clash of the Titans, but its white foulness is just nauseating me.
Where’s the pepto?
