Friday, January 29, 2010
Sticks McHead
Look Kelsey, we get that you want to get back at the suburban life your parents imposed upon you by hooking up with an alterna-emo local band guitarist.
But look at Sticks. His eyes betray the faltering commitment to his lifestyle.
Get out, Kelsey, while you still can!
In five years, Sticks’ll be selling Saturns and you’ll be taking night classes in “Assets Management and Accounting” from a guy wearing a plaid tie.
