Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Guccbag
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This dead-eyed zombific genetic mutant cross between B.J. Novak from The Office, and West Hollywood party boy Zachary Quinto is all sorts of vulcan eared wrong.
For that, we call him Guccbag. And mock, with pensive aplomb.
Stacey is golden, awkward and shiny.
Even as her annoying nasal twang would make the cognitive section of my brain cry out in angst for the God that isn’t, I would nod and smile politely.
And hope for brief boob gazelle graze at the end of the night.
