Thursday, February 25, 2010
Chest Wars
Oh annoyingly craptastic Francisco.
Your need to compete with boobies utilizing four levels of necklace and laser hair removal treatments is just sad.
Put away your toxic man boobs before a squirrel gets chlamydia.
Oh bouncy wholesome brunette Carol. How your mellifluous laugh at borderline racist jokes makes my nethers tremble.
I would help you make sandwiches for the Michigan Yachting Club one Sunday afternoon, and then masticate on your bra hanging in the bathroom, drooling on myself Schiavo style, when you were out buying mayonnaise and more rolls.
