Friday Haiku
House Party in ‘burbs.
Elle, Sue and Jen meet Tony.
One will get the herp.
Triple helix lamp
Represents DNA of
Human/Shrew mating
— ‘bagavad gita
Tony shows his patch
He’s got the wrong idea
Guess his muff dot com?
— Bagnonymous
Sweet innocent smiles
Could become tainted with poo
Run as he counts two!!
— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt
Island of chest fur
Attempt to attract three notts
Miserable fail
— Justin
“You guys like ‘Rock Band?'”
He asks the Hotts awkwardly.
“It’s totally rad.”
— boatbutter
Poor guy in background
Had the 3 ladies until
El Suavo walked by.
— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks
How many Rayons
Died to make this tool that shirt?
Shameless cruelty.
— Wedgie