Friday, February 26, 2010
Friday Haiku
Yea, tho ’twere douchebags,
And douchette in Rehab square,
Ass Pear offers hope.
Middle guy is blank
Why such a waste of good space?
Tatt up, stupid douche.
— wedgie
Dude up on the porch,
Has lost something important.
Can’t find dignity.
— scrotum pole
Winter Twenty-ten:
An epic Douche Nor’Easter
Spreads to Southern Climes
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Both agreed Vegas
Just wasn’t much fun with their
Parole Officer.
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Bitch needs a sandwich
Hiroshima tatt needs work
Beanpole douche just smiles
— Dr. Bunson Honeydouche
Tatted up “MILF” makes
Me want to gouge my eyes. Where
did modesty go?
— Dicy
