Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monchichi the Club Monkey
EDIT: Pic altered as per Monchichi’s request to protect Monchichi’s identity.
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Ladies?
You are curvy, well tanned, have nice teeth, clean Prell smelling shampoo hair, and therefore I lick your toesies like a feral aardvark.
I thank you for smiling, and I hump your childhood Teddy Bears.
Monchichi?
It’s not that creepy soul patch. It’s those eyes. Your dead, E-Blo, Shark eyes. They task my soul.
