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The Creepy Dude Who Lived Down the Hall in Your Freshman Year Dorm

Remember that creepy dude who lived down the hall from you in your Freshman year dorm room? I think Pete was his name?

Or maybe it was Carl.

Ever wonder what would happen to him in five years?

Now you know.

A hotel in Baton Rouge. A week’s supply of fast food. And Minnie and Mazola, whom he picked up after their shift at the Cracker Barrel ended around 11pm.