Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Carl Would Like to Blow Someone for a Drink
Sunny would like to know what kind of car you drive.
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Apparently no one wants any drinks… As Sherri looks for someone with more money.
Carl learned the hard way to be more selective about his t-shirts when attending Mr. White's parties.
After losing her job at the Bada-Bing Cynthia had to make ends meet as a bartender oral servicer for attention-whore alcoholics.
Why is his head so freakin' gigantchmo?!
-Ponderonymous
Carl realized that he wasn't getting any of the free poon his friend Dr. Pervo told him to expect in Bangkok. Instead of Banging his own Kok he picked up this piece of strung out shit for fifteen bucks.
Ugly asian of the year has nice funbags though.
When Carl is done with her he will toss her off the balcony and Horatio Caine will show up to solve the mystery in the pilot of CSI Thailand Hooker.
Kelniller is actually me on my wife's computer,
Sunny at least she has that small tribute tat to Morton Downey Jr. next to Tuna Town going for her.
and this ladies, is why fake tits are a waste of time and money.
A sure-fire double winner for this year's "Worst Boob Job" and "Worst Boob".
Sun Li was very poor in Viet Nam.
When she finally immigrated to the United States, the only thing she brought with her from Saigon, was a tiny gold pendant her mother had given her, and an especially virulent strain of syphilis.
Obviously, Carl has to blow Sunny to get a drink.
He might be hung like a hamster, but that's a dude, dude.
Yuck. I hope I never need a margarita that badly.
You know, Sunny, if you'd stop sucking in your non-existent gut and thrusting those porno melons, they would not look so fake, you would not look so emaciated and we might be compelled to not make tranny jokes.
However, the surly look on your face compels me to not care if we insult you. Carry on!
Sunny's got a hell of a tuck going on there. You can hardly even tell, but he's obviously had a lot of experience.
Shame about the Guatemalan boob job, though.
12 steps 1 douche.
Ozzie Gillen looks to be enjoying spring training this year
i never knew Ichiro was that small
Laughably fake boobs. Boobs so fake they vibrate with glee when you touch them with counterfeit cash.
Which is why her day job is as an agent with the Treasury Dept.
Nothing says classy like that shirt.
@ MC 900
What happened to your posts over at Arthur Kade?
you can find that shirt on any island grunt doing landscaping down here in south florida…you can get the shirt at the flea market or second hand store for 5 bucks
This gal reminded me of a technique a 'friend' told me about.
Buy some expired winning lottery tickets for pennies on the dollar. Then, pay your favorite sex industry worker with these lottery tickets. It will be days later before she finds out you ripped her off, but you can claim 'Aw, heck, sweetie, I didn't know'.
You're welcome.
Her name is Sunny V: for all the daylight her vag gets
^Darksockk Thundercocck
Does that thing actually have eyes? All I see are dark circles that could be heavy makeup or she could have had her eyes shot out like Dennis Hopper in Waterworld. Who knows…
I hate it when boobs point in opposite directions.
I wouldn't want the kind of drink one gets from blowing Carl. I just might choke on it.
Yeah, one thing about tits that point in outward directions is that those nips are like the googly eyes of a chameleon.
And another thing, about guys that wear BLOW tee shirts, they're full of wind…the farty kind.
Carl's Sunday morning job is to hand pump the bellows of a pipe organ at the local church.
Cuz he really likes a blow-job
so does this place offer any drink OTHER THAN Carl's semen?
if not, the local health authorities should be called in to shut this place down or something.
The back of his shirt must read, "I'm the one whose ass you have to stuff a bat up to get a bottle of water."
Who did she have to blow to get those bolt-ons?
What we can't see is the neck brace that Carl is wearing after Sunny told him to take his own advice and blow himself.
Hold that thought, Carl. I'll be back. With my vacuum cleaner. Yeah, buddy, you'll like that. And if Sunny doesn't have bolt-on tits, I'll keep her entertained…