Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

3:05 pm March, 25 Bob said...

So, what? Squeeze the boob, tilt the head with the neck, and it'll just pop out?

Cindy, you're so sweet and tasty looking. Why oh why are you with this cigarette-behind-the-ear douchewank?

3:14 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

Raid also kills earwigs.

Get some.

3:15 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

BTW, how did you get the couch out of the Jungle Room at Graceland?

3:33 pm March, 25 Crucial Head said...

The room quickly turned to panicked pandemonium once the rabid zebra awoke from its peaceful slumber in a state of famished and annoyed hunger.

3:57 pm March, 25 boatbutter said...

The index finger of the Collective Hott Concious is poised on her can of Choad repellent.

4:20 pm March, 25 El Queso said...

4?

5:53 pm March, 25 DarkSock said...

Everyone politely ignored Shelia's zebra-print vestigal spinal dorsal fin cover.

6:35 pm March, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Maybe she tastes like a Jolly Rancher…

…dildo.

11:36 pm March, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Some people forget they're in public. Some people should realize that there are certain things you don't do…in public. Some people need to be tought a lesson about how to behave…in public.

By some people I mean chicks who don't give it up at parties while reclining in zebra couches while other chicks are sitting nearby just laughing their asses off.

11:50 pm March, 25 Chaz said...

A+ for having the audacity to pull off the public titty squeeze.

8:07 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

soon Cindy is gonna have an eardouche problem. and trust me earwax is better than eardouche.

3:53 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Earplugs, my friends, earplugs….