Friday, March 26, 2010
Friday Haiku
Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
— End the Haberdouchery
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.
— Anthony LaBaglia
Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
— Bag A
Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
— scrotum pole
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
— Justin
Bo and Luke don't know
about tranny party in
Vegas. "We're cool!" they think.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
I could match her suit's
technicolors with my spew
From his swirl-ass tat
subconscious: "nice racks!"
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
The brunette in the
middle bring new meaning to
the old phrase "boy toy".
The tired and horny
cougars tried to find some men
but only got douche bags.
If I were a chimp
From the poolside I would cast
My Poo Before Swine
The age old question:
"Why does poo float"? Let's find out!
Fill the pool higher.
I am all for crowd
control with a high-pressure
water hose.Blast now!
Karen Carpenter's
Amazing recovery
From bulemia.
Green algae stick to
Douche Left's Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
Is it just me, or
Brunette's suit diagram a
belly vagina
Conventions are great
fun to me new people. Here
shit stains meet trannies.
Bad news, left-side Douche:
Looks like the infection's spread
Cockk-to-arm it goes…
Hot chicks heard Water
Polo. In fact they pose with
Water Polio team.
They'd all like some fame.
But, the brunette's green cooter
Is really the star.
Bert and Ernie don't
know what to make of cougars.
Bert's blank face tells all.
Since it's apparent
They're not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
Why the bathing suits
If you are not going to swim?
"We're too Cool For Pool".
Clorox was the main
sponsor of tonight's party.
Stocks shares go through roof.
Rehab knows the deal:
Shallow pools bring shallow fools
Aching to bare skin.
Douche in Middle's shorts
Are cameouflage for backside
Black stripes hide race strips
This pool needs sharks with
frickin' lasers on their heads.
Blind them first then eat.
Biohazard guy
And Wonder Woman chica
Look pretty normal
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma's donut.
Sally Kellerman
was good in "Back to School". Look like parts have dried up.
Dudes don't give a fuck
what surprises await them.
Trannies sporting coccks.
Like a litter box
Girls should step away from turds
And let these two flush
Blondie will regret
This when she's fifty. By fif-
ty I mean next year.
First four are dudes, all
They each have at least one ball
Uma licks my taint.
"I feel a tingle"
says Bert to Ernie. Too bad
it's due to Ernie.
Arm tattoo
Makes eyes swirly.
Boobies make me better.
Righty is tighty,
The leftys are all loose-y
Her forehead will accomodate my extra-large glistening load.
(Sometimes you just need a few more syllables…)
Up to necks in douche,
Knee deep in lighter fluid.
Someone got a match?
Steve and Chuck wound up
At the Booby Olympics
Go for the choad, guys!
What I wouldn't give
To grab those bikini bel-
ly straps and pull up
Last 'A Chorus Line'
Act ends bad with 2 nut kicks
Orange had it comming
Besides a bad tat
And weird swim suits, let's face it:
We hope these guys score
They're in the right place,
The shallow end of gene pool,
Open up the drain.
Superhero girl
Stopping Grieco virus spread
Fails to save her friends
pool water ripples
choad fell in a brier patch
crotch attached to boobs
Darwin had it right.
The origin of feces,
Crawled out of water.
standing in water
atrocious bathing suits worn
she needs a neck muff
The best night ever
Standing in a filthy pool
kiss my ass daddy
I can think of no
greater moment than this one
making wrinkled toes
arm tattoo creeping
fast moving from choad to bleeth
neck muff will fight back
Chad's orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
PUR would make millions
If they could somehow filter
The Grieco virus
Orange shorts too loud
For toaster to burn tat boy
Heavy charge might work
Bodies of women
Topped with heads of ugly men
Get 3 paper bags
Jesse James just called to say that the bleeths need more tats to date me!
^Roscoe 7:41 AM FTW
Junior League meets with
The Jersey Shore convention
Surprises for all.
All five asshats here
Each deserve no better fate
Than pee in their butts.
Show last Waldouche post
This skank-o-pot-o-mi pic
Girls, it's your future!
Only an uber-
scrolled tatt-armed Waikiki shorts
wank outguns bare babes.
The proper amount
of chlorine to clean this pool
would burn their suits off.
One cannot discern
why such wanks don't wear Speedos
to balance broads' bras.
architectural
swimsuits confuse, but suckle
thighs enlighten all.
how 'bout that, a Sunday haiku for a Friday.