Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Cindy's Earwax Problem

Well, that’s one solution.

HCwDB in the Matrix

Looks like I gotta rebuild my server from the ground up. And just when I was ready to launch 2.0. Unbelievable.

I want to take my frustrations out mocking this clowny scoliosis sufferer, who actually shaved lines in both his temple and back of head area.

He’s also popping Tiny Pink Woody, which, ironically, is also the name of a new flavor of Peeps.

Meanwhile, Surfer Carol is drunk, confused, and has a thing for guys with dysfunctional servers. So I got that going for me.

Where’s Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes ‘Bag

Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.

But look closely.

Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.

Can you find him?

Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.

Where's Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes 'Bag

Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.

But look closely.

Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.

Can you find him?

Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.

Where’s Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition

While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:

Where’s Waldouche?

Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.

Where's Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition

While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:

Where’s Waldouche?

Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.

Cindy’s Earwax Problem

Well, that’s one solution.

Cindy's Earwax Problem

Well, that’s one solution.

HCwDB in the Matrix

Looks like I gotta rebuild my server from the ground up. And just when I was ready to launch 2.0. Unbelievable.

I want to take my frustrations out mocking this clowny scoliosis sufferer, who actually shaved lines in both his temple and back of head area.

He’s also popping Tiny Pink Woody, which, ironically, is also the name of a new flavor of Peeps.

Meanwhile, Surfer Carol is drunk, confused, and has a thing for guys with dysfunctional servers. So I got that going for me.

2.0 Relaunch Snafu

Hello folks! Your humble narrator here.

The relaunch just crashed the server, so I’m redirecting you to the old site’s backup until we fix things.

Hang in there.

In the meantime, enjoy some Boomer Pear.