Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Toilet Brush Head

Haunting Minnesotan pool halls since 2007.

They Like Pina Coladas

I have nothing to really add to this standard tropical Hottie/Douchey Bleethy/Fratty pic other than the fact that those drinks deserve their own show. They amuse me.

Friday Haiku

Sickly burned glow skin,

But boobs reassure.

Don’t look so surprised.

Those girls don’t really like you.

They just hate their dads.

— Blair

Despite the two tabs he dropped

And vacant dilation

Cleavage goes unnoticed

– Baleen

drinkstrong’s charity

ed hardy drive, brynne donates

her cans for the cure.

– Euripidouche

The hills are alive

with the sound of music. Ken

can’t hear the music.

– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Kim was the last girl

Devon would ever serve a

Flaming Aqualung

– Mr. Scrotato Head

Clueless question face

Aggressive girls scare douchebag

Boobies go untouched

– MC 900 Foot Douchebag

Ian Ziering choad

Camden 08108

MTV next fall

– Vin Douchal

Lazlo and Jake Finally Throw That Pool Party They Were Always Talking About at the Frat

Lazlo is so excited, he’s showing off his patented “Groin Shave Reveal: Thai Style” (GSRTS).

Breaking: Oscar Winner Sandra Bullock Married to a Douche Nozzle

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Now I’m not one for keeping up on the latest Hollywood gossip.

Heck, I don’t think I’ve seen a Sandra Bullock film since she left the cast of “Cheers” and gained all that weight. Although I did love her performance in “Summer School.”

But apparently after winning her Oscar, Mrs. Bullock was shocked to discover that her beefy biker husband, who goes by the name “Jesse James,” was cheating on her with a tatt’d up stripper. Yes, he gave up the Oscar Pear for this Bleethy ‘Baguette.

And, since I like HCwDB to stay topical with the latest Hollywood gossip, I thought I should post something on this fascinating and highly engaging entertainment news story!!

Yeah. You’re right. Who gives a frozen rabbit turd.

Back to real people.

Caption This Pic

The power of Joey’s chest sheen termporarily blinded Emily enough to cause her to collapse during the second chorus of “You Give Love a Bad Name” at “Karaoke Jovi” night at the Tube Bar.

Attention Canadian HCwDB Fans!

Is She Really Going Out With Him? Season 2 starts on MTV Canada on March 22nd at 8:30pm!

Checkitout, and let your humble narrator know what you think.

And notice I didn’t make any “eh?” jokes? Because really. I’m above that.

Jesse’s Girl

Hey Rick, you might love the 80s. But word on the street is the 80s think you’re a ninnypud.

Euro Sandra deserves better. Like a tasty soda. And sound college advice. And awkward emails with headers that read “Hey, whatsup?” from me when she turns eighteen next year.

Jesse's Girl

Hey Rick, you might love the 80s. But word on the street is the 80s think you’re a ninnypud.

Euro Sandra deserves better. Like a tasty soda. And sound college advice. And awkward emails with headers that read “Hey, whatsup?” from me when she turns eighteen next year.

Pinkhead Still Parties Like its 2008

Recession? What recession?

Try telling that one to Pinkhead’s tri-vag chin pubes.

Mmmm… Hawaiian Kaya. How I would Don your Hos and Lei your Mai Tais. You are ambiguous tropical island uncanny hott, and for that, I rub your kneecaps and slap your brother.