Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

10:04 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

Nice day for a…Wife Petting….

10:06 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

Billy Midol gave one last bear hug and suddenly the pool hall resonated with the sound of slickened billiard balls hitting the vinyl tile floor.

10:09 am March, 19 Phil said...

I thought the premise here was that there would be a hot chicks…

I see none. 🙁

10:17 am March, 19 JoeDO said...

for cross-ref: http://ballyhooligan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/toilet_brush.jpg

I’m fully convinced that his head would be more effective at cleaning porcelain to its original bright sheen than the most advanced toilet brush in existence.

Props to Brush Head for realizing this before us all, as is evident by the oxidized hair. Larger, more durable bristles will allow for ultimate cleaning pleasure.

10:17 am March, 19 El Caganer said...

I need asspear. These gals slipped him a roofie.

10:18 am March, 19 El Caganer said...

I pooped in her purse.

10:27 am March, 19 Mr. White said...

He squeezed so hard that a ringworm squished out of right girl’s nose. Quit yer mocking, assholes. He’s a healer.

10:30 am March, 19 Deltus said...

Yo, TBH, Billy Idol called. He doesn’t want his look back, but he abandoned it for the good of mankind, and he’d like you to do the same. He says you have 1 week to stop, before he goes over there himself with a Glock and wipes that look off the face of humanity once and for all.

db1, please, bring on the ass pear. I could really use some right about now.

10:32 am March, 19 Troy Tempest said...

Brush-head SMASH!!!

10:33 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Looks like the top of his head is on fire.

10:33 am March, 19 Troy Tempest said...

He’s an all american Poo stain. Makes up for his vegetarianism.

10:43 am March, 19 Adolf Skroatler said...

Mr. Scrotatoe Head, thank you for remembering me.

Yes I’ve been gone. Seems that DarkSock wasn’t kidding when he said that ge wanted to lock me in his basement.

After escaping, I couldn’t sit down for week!!

ASvB

10:53 am March, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Reports of Corey Haim’s demise appear to be premature. I’d say he’s like Elvis or Jim Morrison, but they’d have have the decency to appear with Hot Chicks.

11:13 am March, 19 Champy Malicious said...

Maybe if he squeezes them hard enough they’ll become part of his being.

No, I don’t like that idea.

11:40 am March, 19 scrotum pole said...

Billy hugged his friends for what would be surely be the last time. For he knew that the next time he attempts to bend over the pool table, Lamp will lower his full 120 volts of ungrounded vengance upon the top of his metrosexual, hair-gelled scalp.

11:54 am March, 19 Wheezer said...

Eagerly awaiting March MadnAss Pear…..

12:06 pm March, 19 Chad Kroeger said...

His hair was green after I passed my festive beers and potatoes and plugged the potty. After bleeching, he and the girls are much less fun. he has a tiny head. Sting.

“Roxanne, you don’t have to put out the douchebag….. Roxanne, you don’t have sell your soul for the porch beef.”

12:29 pm March, 19 Crucial Head said...

Lämp the Father, Lämp the Son, and Lämp the Holy Ghost hovered silently in the background, patiently waiting for the recently summoned Pale Horsemen to dispense his judgement uponst this choad.

3:14 pm March, 19 nona said...

Lämp also knew that it wouldn’t be the volts to fry Billy Midol; the Amps were the shit that would get him.

.

…

Yes.

I know.

Mr. White was in a band called “The Amps”, just before he graduated to lead guitar for “The Nerdy Softy Penises”.

5:36 pm March, 19 HollaMcBalla said...

I live in minneapolis, minnesota and there are tons of duchebags here. These choads used to pick on / beat up the people who they now are trying to look like, what losers. The sad thing is…. the girls should be saying ‘no’ but instead they say ‘yes’ and by saying yes they are perpetuating the problem. All these douchebag and bagetts need to be shot or electroshock or something. I hate them all and I hope they all die a horrible firey deaths.

7:00 pm March, 19 Minnescrota said...

I agree with the above post, as a Minnesotan, I will say there are far too many douchebags around here…now that the heavy jackets are being put away, the Ed Hardy and Affliction T-Shirts are coming out…

9:04 pm March, 19 Comex_Preacher said...

in another dimension where we are all dumber, i would have this hairstyle…psyche!

10:03 pm March, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

I see a rack of balls begging to be broken.

10:28 pm March, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Medusa is right.

And why is his shirt the color of cue-stick chalk?

Gotta give ’em a grip…

4:40 pm March, 20 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Of all the things to ‘wannabe,’ I can’t think of many more pathetic than that skeeze Billy Idol. It is to vomit.

11:51 pm March, 20 Steve L. said...

Minnesotan pool halls, lacking hotts since 2007.

but hey at least there are (seemingly) no Ganguros. blurgh.

3:16 am March, 22 Blair said...

It’s a sad, sad day when an Offspring fan goes corporate.