Wednesday, April 14, 2010
A Nomination for the Hall of Pear: "Hourglass Pear"
FDD calls for a quorum to consider Hourglass Pear for the “Hall of Pear”:
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DB1,
I think you need to immediately grab last week’s Mirror Pear (?) and give her an automatic nomination to the Ass Pear Gallery. She was the one in sheer grey, with peeks of ass and boobie?
FDD
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This was actually in reference to early April’s Hourglass Pear, but the nomination has been made, and according to the bylaws of HCwDB, the Quorum must rule on said nomination.
What say you?
“Yea” or “Nay” on Halling this Pear?
Sorry. I’ll vote once my hands are free again. Might be awhile.
I vote “Yea” on Hourglass Pear, and with a private swearing in ceremony for her in my bed.
Those are ass mangos. And man, could I go.
I big HUGE YEA!!!!
Yea. O, yea. Time to stuff the ballot box.
What about “Sky Pear”? I still pine for that glorious worm’s eye view.
No Question….must be a yes!!!!
yea and yay!
glad to see this one a second time
Hell Yeah!
It’s not a matter of yes, or no. It’s simply a matter of where I can find more in a timely fashion since my pants just happened to be down.
Mmm, yes. Oh, wait, was there a question? Yes to that too.
I vote no. She’s hideous
SPURT! And by SPURT! I mean yay.
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And WHEEEE!
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And WaHoo!
After much “discussion” , Brawny, Jergens, and myself give a stiff Yea…
Nope. Lets just put them all in a gallery and be done with it. We can rate them there, with the top ten appearing in the hall. Not enough votes and they drop rank.
Yea.
I like the idea of an asspear gallery with all the asspear being ranked by our votes.
I am trying to speak but can’t. My jaw just keeps swiveling on it’s hinge. I am trying but can’t utter a sound, only a slight squeak. I try to raise my hand to vote in the affirmative but I can’t seem to get it away from my groin. It is being pulled there like a very powerful electromagnet. If it wasn’t for the experimental telepathic “mouse” that I have interfaced to my computer right now I wouldn’t be able to even cast this…….SPLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE………..oh sorry.
I think I just like the idea of more asspear. There is no such thing as too much.
Yea!
I’m gonna have to go with a yea for now. I might change my vote after I finish cleaning up all the drool. Every time OI see that pic a gigantic puddle suddenly appears.
Yea.
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Hard work such as hers should be rewarded. And by hard, I mean my johnson.
The answer is obvious: Yea.
Death by drowning in Axe body spray
to anyone who says nay.
Oh hell Yea.
Absolutely -yes
Please give fair warning on the site when presenting to us such great pictures of ASS Pear as my work computer melted.
yea
vote early, vote often
She’s been my desktop background since she was posted, so an emphatic “yes” from this long-time reader, first time poster.
Does Stackhouse like to talk about himself? Hell yes!
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Two thumbs up. (Her bunghole.)
Give someone the Full-Res version of the photo to check with photoshop.
For some reason, it looks like her curvature’s been exaggerated abit with “Liquify” or some other warp-type effect.
Reserve judgment until that’s sorted.
I’d like to think that this has been posted because it’s my birthday, and DB1 is just graciously providing me with Birthday Pear.
I vote yes for HOP.
Let’s Hall ass!
What a pooper – by acclaimation.
Absolutely yes. And can she be quickly followed by Coquettish Pear?
Here’s her face: http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6219/lamadredemuchosculosfv4.jpg
Would say it’s an improvement or the opposite?
Yes indeed.
@Ashfish
Your postage stamp sized avatar, combined with my failing eyesight, has me thinking you’re sporting a new hair color. If so, I like. If not, then I really do need glasses.
@Mr. White
Happy Birthday. Hopefully you get your birthday wish this year and there’ll be a pony on your doorstep just perfect for peeing in.
Identified: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orsi_Kocsis
Hellz yea!
@YA
Nice work. Makes me think my family was wrong to flee Hungary in the late 1930s, given the quality of ass pear. I wonder why we did that again…?
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Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Resounding Yea…
hall the pear. id like to do much more than just that
Yea, verily!
As much as I would like to yes, I would go against the majority and say no It looks fake, I would also prefer an unphotoshoped shot
Nice Photochop on the arse..it’s actually half the size..
http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/533/1300533-orsi-kocsis-picture.htm
She is tall, almost rail-like. She is garnished in threads of a splendid smoky dusk, woven by fantastic Wyverns on the looms of demigods. She is a willowy sorceress touched by all manner of ineffable golden glyphs and silver sigils. Her Nefertiti-like shoulders, her umber flesh, her lower back arched like an unplumbed abyss, her toast-tinged auburn hair which falls over one shoulder and down beyond her gown – all make her seem like the Siren that she is indeed. In my mind, she embodies the haunted, other-worldly figure of perfection that is only fit for the god of my loins.
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All hail Hourglass Pear!
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In other words, yes to the Häll.
**clicks on**
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Are you kidding me?
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**clicks off**
**clicks on**
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Yes, by three-hundred tugs to my pull chain.
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**clicks off**
@ Steve – nice catch… still quite the turd cutter…
Yea…”we need the dues!”
Wait! I don’t want to miss my own nomination!
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I’m fwappin’…I’m votin’…I’m fwappin’…I’m votin’…I’m fwappin’…
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UUNNNNGGGGHHHHHUUUUNNNNHHHH
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one vote yay for FDD.
(God, I feel so tired….)
I’m not at expert and I did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but is the potential for a picture being Photoshopped considered as a negative on such a vote?
That ass does not look human.
OH DAD, YES, YES, YES, HOLY ME H. ME DAT AZZ JUST TURNED WATER TO WINE AND WINE TO . . . SPLURT!!!
Yaaaaaaay, for all of us.
We gotta say notta…
Probably a butterface…hence the decapitation
But of these details most of you seem unconcerned…
Still, there’s something just to bleeping fake about the whole pic.
A definite “no”
I once said, “Fear not…”, or some such bullshit.
You can quote me on this too:
If the picture pleases, into the Hall it eases.
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A day when we see Playboy and Ass Pear without a little Photoshopping or airbrushing of hair and acne, and blemishes and wrinkles and all that is naturally imperfect is a day that will live in Infamy!
Yeah it’s ‘shopped. The natural version looks damn nice too.
But, for my money, this absolves her of all sins:
http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/g/y/gyslmwj8hrmvmrj.jpg
(NSFW)
I vote yes to the hall of pear….In addition I NOMINATE MAUREEN to hottest hott of all hots…all hail her oily perfect hotness!
She makes me want to break with montheistic religeons and kneel before her thighs worshipping her with offerings of my tongue.
@Steve FTW!
But, thanks to @YA’s link and some, er… Research(nsfw),
She still belongs in the hall.
OH HELL YES!
i came into the jury box with one question, was there enough of a body of evidence, for this gland jury to indickt that ham sandwich of ass pear. while the case is strong based on brown-eye witness testicle moaning, it was the tautness of the amicus briefs on this manner, that fwap the case together.
i do indeed indckt this asspear….
@ fatness, 2:44 pm, April 14:
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Yea to the ‘pair!
Vote the rascal, er, ass pear in.
Yea.
1000 times yea.
HELL, YEAH!
YEAH!… Nice Turd Cutter!
@ Mr. White
May you have a Bad Ass kind of Happy Birthday!
Speaking of fleeing…
Photoshopped?
Coyote Date?
Butterface?
WHO GIVES A CRAP?
It’s not like any of us are waking up next to her.
YEA!
As evidenced by the research of The Mars Vulva, Ms. Kocsis unadorned and untatted is the Anti-Bleeth.
Oops. Forgot to reiterate that the above link is NSFW. Remember that in these times you are not alone in being unemployed.
I presume that those who refer to Ms. Kocsis as a “butterface” mean it not in the usual sense, but rather in reference how her face is like butter:
Great to put my member into shortly before I erupt.
Errr…I mean, how some people like to do that. I’m no dairy fetishist.
Oh Hell Yeah!
Casa La Douche says Yea and Yea again!
Most definitely a yea for Hourglass Pear.
Thank you Mr. Vulva…that was…enlightening.
If she isn’t worthy of The Hall then there is no justice in the world.
http://tbocro.com/Celebrity-Model-Picture-Sets/2/OrsiKocsisPoolsidePhotoshoot500-1024.jpg
I think this is why the Hall of Pear was started, though we knew it not. So – Hall her well & thoroughly!
All Hail Pear!
Hell yea
i now declare that, from this point on, September 6 will be known as Masturbate to Orsi Kocsis Day. in addition to being my birthday.
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hey, i’d like to think that i’m not that easy to bribe. but damn. sharing the same birth year and birth month and birth day as me? whoa.
props to Douche Howser M.D. 4:54 PM for the Wiki link, of course.
Why, yes… she is boinkable.
not only is she bribing me by having the same birth date as me, the ever so delectable Orsi Kocsis is also bribing me with lots of super bangable ass pearage and boobage.
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bribing me with boobies and ass pear in a Hall of Pear nomination?! unthinkable!
and how DID she manage to make those 36B boobies look so fucking big?
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Hourglass Pear for Hall of Pear. i’ve been bribed. thoroughly.
I say Yea…to the both of them! And the ass too!
I just strangled my cockk until it puked…. that’s a yea… duh
OK, so I see her booty was enhanced by Photoshop to get the photo over which we’ve all drooled. Seeing the original photo, though…..renders no fuccen change in my vote! She’s in!
And I’m slappin’ it. Yes, her ass and my cockk.
After looking at her again, I didn’t even get a chance to whack off again. I was done in 1 minute, twice as fast as normal…I am stuck having the after-wank cig drooling over the pic…I vote yes
http://kocsisorsi.freeblog.hu/
You have to check her blog…pictures are in Hungarian, but I think our Hungarian is good enough to translate the pictures
Oh, yea.
@Choad the Douche Sprocket
“We gotta say notta…
Probably a butterface…hence the decapitation
But of these details most of you seem unconcerned…”
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Uhhhh, you may want to ‘concern’ yourself with some of the links a few generous chaps here have posted regarding your hasty ‘butterface’ claims.
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Get some… ass taste out of your mouth.
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Don’t worry, your hasty presumptions may get you somewhere at some other time and place.
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Dillweed.
Yea.
Mrs. Kroeger may have been accented electronically but I still tap it. Thanks for the publicity. And she is a butterface, but loves it in all holes and is a fine mother. I think she is going to get the insomniac surprise NOW!
@Chad Kroeger
“Butterface”?
Please envite me to the planet you live on, because I’d love to leave Earth and live there.
Yass.
Thats a big yes
So, taking a quick view of the votes, I think the yes ones slightly outweigh the no ones. Marginally.
It’s rare to find the female body where you’re honestly torn about whether you’d like to motorboat the boobs or the butt cheeks first. But on this one, I cannot decide.
That’s a big 10-4. Epic pear.
Yes Please! Boobies FTW!
Affirm the vote.
100!!!
HOURGLASS FOR HALL O’ PEAR.
HALL YEAH BAYOOOTCH!!
I vote for yea! All day long.
Yay! I mean Yea! I mean Yay Pear!
Yea. For the love of god, YEA
Jesus Titty Tapdancing Christ YES!!!!!!!!!
Im gonna sit the fence and say MEH, nothing special. my dick did not do much, perhaps im desensitized by the media nowadays…
i say no because it is unclear to me just how authentic this image is. an hourglass pear which is digitally enhanced is no hourglass pear at all, even if the clock is right twice a day…its still wrong.
@the last two posts,
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*one eyebrow raised*
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Good god men, it’s not there’s a Hollywood prop stage collapsing in the background. You sound like OJ’s jurors. We are not disecting the Zapruder film. Doth you aim the same sceptical gaze at the lads on this site? Methinks the answer may be yea, to that one.
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Have you not clicked the links by Turdacious, Mars Vulva, et al…?
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Don’t worry, they are legit links, not Bcs-esque.
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…and don’t worry, even though you evince some homosexual tendencies, the rest of the pics showing this glorious woman may straighten you out.
Yeah
Hell yes. That’s a picture that belongs in EVERY hall of fame.