Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Captain This Pic
Just when you thought it was safe to go ‘bag in the water.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Immediately after Yung Ling’s finger was pulled, everyone within a three hundred yard radius was scalded from the waist down in boiling water.
This is why they don’t put lights inside a septic tank.
The chum bucket next to Tilikum’s holding tank was filled with a jostling horde of baitfish, slipping through the bloodied water; biting indiscriminately; ravenous and toothy, like quickened shadows awaiting their fate.
Admiral Mantitty observed the demise of his ship from the safe shallows of a neighboring reef.
Buffalo Beast takes his Corona and makes a hasty exit, upon seeing the camera.
Try as she might, Cynthia never could seem to surprise the Rear Admiral with her strap on jelly dong.
Whoops, accidentally prematurely posted the next post, but took it back off (will go up in a few hours)
I hate it when that happens. I usually try to think about baseball.
-management
DarkSock utters an evil snicker as he fires up his yellow runabout, preparing to bloddy the gulf waters with chopped choad.
This is Dog Green, this is Dog Green.
The beach is not open
We repeat: the beach is not open
DB1
, I always tell my girl the same thing.
“It will go up in a few hours.”
The chief Somali bag pirate threatens to unleash red cup mayhem direct into the water system off New Jersey.
God’s finger of Shame comes down from Heaven above left to shame Captain Scote and the Sirens of Havasu.
when the manatees were finally asked, they told us that they preferred extinction
So it WAS Capt. Steubing that lead Cruise Director Julie down that dark road.
Life has not been good for the Captain and Tenille as they are forced to play floating septic barges to make ends meet.
(Red Bikini In Back) “Gee, I wonder why I have’nt seen any of the guys walk to the restroom”?
Douche,
douche will keep us together,
think of me babe, whenever,
some sweet talking skank comes along
swinging her jugs
don’t mess around,
the axe is too strong
Just Stop (stop), ’cause I really douche you
Stop (stop), I’ll be thinking of you
Look in my ed hardy and let douche keep us together
not proud that I know those lyrics,
nope, not proud at all…
“Muskrat Cove”?
Although the water was shallow enough for even the most unskilled swimmers to be safe, Tammy, ever the considerate one, brought an air mattress along for their beloved crabs.
When worn properly, a hat on a woman increases her sexiness by at least 1 point. Ie. a 6 becomes a 7, a 7 becomes an 8, etc.
Spaulding says, “Doodie!!!!!!!”
Spaulding says, “Farts, Double farts!”
Spaulding says “I want a hamburger, no a cheese burger, i want french fries…..”
Guess what DB, “You’ll get nothing and you’ll like it!”
Judge Smails says I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
The all-powerful hand of Buffalo Beast appeared and struck down upon the infected masses with furious anger and retribution for befouling his favorite swimming hole with the stank of Axe and anchovies.
we can only hope that all the pointing fingers in this pic are directed toward gigantic falling meteors
after the Nair was proportionately mixed in the gigantic petri-douche, there was not a chest hair left on the male specimens
what captn swarthy’s mess hall really looks like
What’s with all the fuccen pointing?
Release the Kraken: Lake Havasu
This title for the Xbox 360 puts you in the shoes of the kraken, a mythical sea monster capable of epic destruction. In this installment you are unleashed on Lake Havasu, AZ, ready to destroy anyone and anything holding a red cup or bottle of Bud Light.
Yaaarrrrgghh!
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Here be Cap’n Beardless McGogglesworth, ready to plunder n’ pillage e’ry STD in these here yeller-waters!! Avast ye scoundrels and elder child cockks who can ne’r invoke the butt pirates code of parlay. For the Cap’n be tak’n a plank to his treasure chest at this very moment.
@DB1, 1:05pm:
Ya know, whenever that happens to me, I try to think about baseball, too. It only speeds things up, though. It only speeds things up…
Captain, my Captain. You are fucking gay and I am waiting for the weekly. My male horse may get peed in tonight.
If you are DarkSock’s sister, and you live in Mississippi, then doesn’t that also make you his wife?
Ahoy polloi… where did you come from, a scotch ad?
Yo bra you got my boat?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp’s the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Michelangelo’s lesser known masterpiece, The Creation of Chlamydia.
Captain Spank clenched his URC with mighty resolve: to win the threesome with Quartasian Julia Stiles and the Cowgirl Mermaid, he first had to take the full measure of their sorority sister, Thunderjugs McGoon.
The still visible fart vapors wafted skyward as Mae Lin punctuated her curse to the photographer, “You will breath your last breath, if you shoot me with this pile o’ poo!”
All the other swimmers turned their backs and prepared to move away as the lifeguard called out, “POO in the Pool! POO in the Pool!”
Ladies and gents, please lock up your daughter
For Captain Ballsack has just jumped in the water
With red cup in hand and hott on his back
His bitches be bangin’ but his scroteface be wack
Victims of the oil rig explosion meandered about the oil-slicked water in a state of bewilderedment as a Coast Guard deck hand tossed out a lit match to put a quick end to their misery.
Zeus dropping the kids off at the pool
HMMMM, looks like its time to change the blue tablet again.
Them damn things only last about 3 weeks
Has anyone seen that little Kitner boy?
Terminator 5, revenge of the flotation devices
Away, away with fife and drum
Here we come, full of rum
Lookin’ for women who’ll peddle their bum
In the North Atlantic Squadron
Sometimes….a person wishes the piranha would come north.
They all have hemorrhoids.
By now, this is Lake Havapoo.
That may be the Captain, my friends, but she thinks he’s a Rear Admiral.
That weird haze in this photo is
a) water splatter on the camera lens.
b) steam heat from fresh poo.
c) the misting of Axe spray deodorant cover-up.
d) the last breath of all the underwater-life as they expire from environmental contamination.
Sometimes….a person wishes the piranha would come north.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!
“Honey, the toilet is overflowing again!”
Beat you to it Medusa 🙂
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!
I think the the manatee in the background with the blue flotation device was actually taking a dump when the picture snapped. Because later that week, a lone fisherman thought he landed 150 pound brown sturgeon. He was eventually overcome by the fumes of cumin, methane, and rotting piquins. Silly fisherman.
And verily didst the fish and fowl of Lake Poobegone taste of smashed arsehole for a dozen fortnight thereafter and a rainbow sheen was evident to the eye for 7 moons hence.
“The Creation of Poo” (Douchesis 1.26a, 2.7.)
There’s a great joke in here about the Captain’s dinghy, but I’m too drunk on Natty Ice to figure it out…..
illegitimate great-grandaughter of the original bambino,bebe ruth calls her shot as she is about to peg for the cycle needing only to insert a 37 inch lousiville slugger into a stage three douche, having already accomplished the stage 1,2 and 4 douches.
“we sunk the Titanic, bitches!”
for once, i wish that ghosts are real.
New Discovery Channel feature:
Deadliest Catch – Opoolio Season
Love, and the Ubiquitous Red Cup, will keep us together.
Alternate caption: Douche it to me one more time.
Thurston Howell the Turd
Two ho-hos and a scrotefull of douche.