Thursday, April 22, 2010
Dave and Mitch Hatch a Plan
Dave: Bro, you know what would be rad?
Mitch: What’s that, Broheim?
Dave: If we, like, totally wore the same shirt, only, like, you wear it in black, and I wear it in white!
Mitch: Bro! We’d be like negatives of each other!
Dave: Totally. And maybe then Jenna will pose for that pic for your Facebook so the ladies will know that you only roll with the A-List Hotties!
Mitch: Bro. Totally. That’s what I’ve been telling you! You gotta think outside the box, bro. And then all that mad puss will be yours.
Dave: I know, right? Hey, don’t forget to make that rocker face for the pic! You look like such a badass when you do that.
Mitch: Totally. Jenna wants me.
Dave: You can totally tell.
Elin Woods has hit rock bottom. I’d hit her bottom.
Mad’s Spy vs. Spy, douche-style.
Her black top, in the middle of the pic, ruins the symmetry.
She should be topless.
If this were Mad’s Spy vs. Spy, douche-style, the last panel would not have, as did the original, one kill the other ingeniously.
It would have one accidentally kill himself through an act of sheer stupidity. Then Jenna would kill the other ingeniously.
Spy vs. Spy
I was wrong; the original Mad comic had one that would fit the above three very nicely:
Spy vs. Spy
Soft creamy delicious, nutritious boobies..
These two slap happy idiots are the answer to the question, “Is doofus contagious?”
Brad and Tom huffed in vigorous competition in the final round of the fart fetish game show “Guess What She Ate For Lunch”.
Brad was disqualified for wafting his ass-sodden index finger around in an attempt to throw off Tom.
Sweet chinstraps kids.
Quentin Tarantino posing on left
Mitch’s face looks like that because Dave reached around behind Jenna and inserted his fully clenched fist into Mitch’s puckered poop chute. Dave’s finger point indicates this story is true and that he is proud of his work.
Jenna appears to be in desperate need of a motorboating. This two choads appear in desperate need of an axe handle across the jaw.
Douche on the right isn’t even trying for a, for lack of a better word, “serious” kissyface. He’s trying to look like a dickwad? Mission accomplished, choadmunch.
And Jenna? PPBBBBTTTLLLPTPBPPTLLPTP! (motorboat)
Cleavage. I’m a huge fan.
^^^”These” not this. I quit.
It is guaranteed they have the same hat on as well.
She’s torn between the Grieco “angel” on her right shoulder, and the Grieco “devil” on her left.
One says: “yo yo yo beeeotch suck dis dick”,
the other says: “yo yo yo beeeotch suck dis caaaackkk”!
Oh, fwttt, Kroeger beat me to the ELIN punch.
But may I proffer Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum instead of Spy VS Spy?
Ying and Yang?
Dumb and Dumber?
The White Knight and the Black Knight?
Jizz white and poo black?
She’s got that lazy eye workin. Easier to blindside her with my man magma.
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Regarding the two penis wrinkles-well, if ever there were a finer example of arrested development. Shit, they probably hold Grand Theft Auto, energy drinks, and amiguously gay UFC Spooning as the pinnacle of human achievement.
is this dialogue gonna be in DB1’s movie?
just asking.
i was gonna go into detail about the things i would do in the theater if this dialogue IS gonna be in DB1’s movie, but that would spoil all the fun.
Hard to go wrong with a sexy black dress. Nice cleavite, darling!
Oh – there’s other people there? Hmmm… Matching chinstrap action. Tacky-ass bling. Backwards cap tilt. Yep: definitely ‘Bag-o-delic
I am watching her breasts jostle as she gigles as this two clowns.
“You’re my wingman!”
“No, you’re MY wingman!”
I typically make that face when I’ve got a crusty valver I’ve got to blow out of one nostril.
Dave:Look its our hot teacher!!
Mitch: Lets get a pic with her.
Dave: Damn this is the best 6th grade we have ever had.
Mitch: Hell yeah, we can drive, but bear and a hot teacher too.
Oh, fwttt, Kroeger beat me to the ELIN punch.
But may I proffer Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum instead of Spy VS Spy?
Ying and Yang?
Dumb and Dumber?
The White Knight and the Black Knight?
Jizz white and poo black?
Oh, fwttt, Kroeger beat me to the ELIN punch.
But may I proffer Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum instead of Spy VS Spy?
Ying and Yang?
Dumb and Dumber?
The White Knight and the Black Knight?
Jizz white and poo black?
this is a test.
test
oo! it worked.