Monday, April 26, 2010
DJ Bello Voted in the HCwDB of the Week
DJ Bello took time off from frolicking in parking lots outside suburban McDonalds to stop by and vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Bello was so excited to vote, he even bothered to find a hottie to pretend to be interested in for the duration of a photograph.
Good on you, Frolic Boy. Now breaktime’s over. I’ll have the #12, but with onion rings instead of fries. And a large Mr. Pibb.
Er, um, uh, I like her taily-po.
Bello, uh, er, um, gets his tail elsewhere.
These two are as toxic as a super sized order of fries. At least the fries would be tasty until I shat.
shat
There is one of the Birds from Hitchcock’s movie trying to fly into her ass to escape Bello.
The goose is peeing in her butt.
She has been on here before. Wheezer?
“Winged Migration” producers followed geese high up in the sky, never imagining them doing a high colonic.
Now, that’s giving a lady the bird.
Canada geese doing a Canada goose.
US Mail, Fed-ex, UPS, there’s more than one way to deliver a bill.
There are farts, and then there are Canadian honkers.
Make no mistake: This goose WANTS to be a turducken.
(Southerners and other esoterics know what is meant by “turducken”).
Bello may learn never to pose with an upstaging hottie again.
Guys have dingleberries, gals have gooseberries, and all the rest is poo pie.
I think the geese on the wall really ads class to the Motel 6 lounge.
Wow I just looked at the photo again.. My god the goose his giving her a goose. Headfirst!!! Right on goose.
Well, at least the goose doesn’t have it’s head up it’s own ass…
Bello looks positively uncomfortable with her hugging him from the side like that. Buck up, it’s only for a bit.
If that bird ever comes out of her ass, I’d probably eat it. The bird, I mean, not her ass. Oh, who am I kidding, I’d eat her ass as well.
No one reminds me of the fact that these young 19 year old girls should be sent to the late 20’s-50’s men for sexual training and like the the boys his age should be sent to Medusa for a beating or some 40 year old divorcee to be her pool boy (i am NOT saying Medusa and the 40 year old divorcee are the same- it IS a seperarte thought) such that there’s a balance of sexual primes and minimization of wasted talent like DJ Bello reminds me of this philosophy.
Does this make me a creep, btw?
Well, there’s always BOOBQUAKE on Facebook today, if anyone is more interested in that part of the body than the she- bumpers.
When these two showed up at the pond, the geese all took off flying.
Bello’s hair looks like a trimmed divot landed smack on his head.
Bello looks like he has a hat made of hair on to of his head. Kinda like he went to the barber and said “Give me the Moe. That’s cool, right?”
She needs to chew her food better.
It’s a pelican skimming for brown trout.
Oh wait.. I just got one:
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A Partridge in a Pear (Tree)
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Yay for me!
“I’ll see your four hamsters, a ping pong ball, three goldfish, two sparrows and a large spatula and raise you one Canada Goose”
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In the world of rectal insertion poker Bello was only beaten once. But she was a worthy victor.
“Now, that’s giving a lady the bird.”
^^Hall of fame material^^.
Whoop-Di-Douche FTW in a marathon run.
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@ AOD 12:22
Well, I’m a 35-year old divorcee, close enough. And I’d be one of those ogling creepsters who would have a pool boy, if I had a pool.
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He couldn’t look more uncomfortable if he had my forearm in his ass. Then again, he might look more comfortable….
@ Medua-
ok cool. It’s just that I care about you and would simultanesuly neither want to insult your virtue nor question your sexual independence and autonomy so i felt the need to assure they were separate thoughts
the question is, would said pool be forced to master cunnilingus at the threat of a stiletto heel in his eye?
why are the geese flying in her ass and out his ear
where IS this fast food joint that serves Mr. Pibb? and why is DJ Bello allowed to work there?
this maybe a more philosophical question than i intend, but;
who the fuck is dj bello?
She needs to chew her food better.
I think she’s the hottest hott who’s ever been posted on this site. I know I said that before, but that was before. I don’t even know what he looks like: my eyes won’t look at him. Am I missing anything?
I think she’s the hottest hott who’s ever been posted on this site. I know I said that before, but that was before. I don’t even know what he looks like: my eyes won’t look at him. Am I missing anything?
She needs to chew her food better.
Eurotrash goth at the Motel 6
I feel dirty just looking at this picture. This slimeball db is so greasy I can’t believe the bimbo on his arm doesn’t just slid off onto the floor. I think I’m going to be sick.
this maybe a more philosophical question than i intend, but;
who the fuck is dj bello?