Friday Haiku
Tampa Poo Party,
Bernie’s bro bites butt of hott
Sunfish on the wall.
Iowa Staters
Get deluxe hotel package
With Pineapple cups
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Butterface stripper
and Brad make kissy face while
Paul chows down on crabs.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Paying by the hour
For both the room and the hott
Cheap love at light speed
— Bagnonymous
SEC staffers,
Bored with internet porn, hook
Up with Fannie Mae
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Star of Bleethlehem
Shines through the window in back
On manger of Douche.
— Boatbutter
pink lycra wrapped herp
blinded by list, Dave cares not
Steve makes a barf face
— Douche Springsteen
At the Motel 6,
they’ll keep the light on for ya.
I prefer it off.
— Wheezer
Iowa Staters
Get deluxe hotel package
With Pineapple cups
Gotta love Sloppy-bag. Good job pulling the Tampa stripper dude. Keep douchen it up bra!
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Butterface stripper
and Brad make kissy face while
Paul chows down on crabs.
Three men in this room
One extremely fine hotty
Let the porn begin!
Tad, SuperBlow Champ
Gets congratulatory
winners kiss from hot
Exchange of Grieco
virus is not hindered by
Charlie’s NOM on butt.
Stripper agrees to
come up to guys’ room. Them’s are
Thousand buck kissess.
LSU coaches
place order for take out. Got
sun-baked whore with crabs.
Paying by the hour
For both the room and the hott
Cheap love at light speed
Brad paid to get laid
“LSU” took LSD
Switched on The Prisoner
Douches celebrate
Earth Day removing used
silicone and plastic.
(I know last line was 6 but fuck off.)
Hi this is room 5…
Can you make pornography
appear on our set?
Dave, on the floor with
diapers, attempts to help Glen
Seduce Hot stripper.
Bleached–bleethed?–out blonde hair,
fake eyebrows and orange skin.
Turn more lights off, please.
Just found this website
Helps me write my poetry
Literacy win!
The Bed’s all messed up.
Bernie gets sloppy seconds.
STD’s X 2.
.
Skanky Kim lives large;
She throws caution to the wind.
And some crabs as well.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Starfish see the Choads
Attempt to return to sea
But…Sorry Charlies.
Lips and tongue get stuck
as Chaz and Ben likc stripper.
EMT’s amused.
Crabs and syphilis
spew forth from skanky stripper.
Dinner for douches.
Drunk Choads from Cornfield
U do not realize they bagged
RuPaul look-a-like
Bob’s wife wonders why
Convention cost five grand and
Why is his cockk orange
SEC staffers,
Bored with internet porn, hook
Up with Fannie Mae
Dave falls to floor and
gags on taste of client ass
from kiss. Tom is next.
Mr. Scrotato
FTW- Most Topical!
SEC Indeed!
Ben prefers rump roast.
Chaz prefers BoTox. Neither
diet is balanced.
pink lycra wrapped herp
blinded by list, Dave cares not
Steve makes a barf face
Ash grounded their plane
And now Ass has grounded Dane
Turbulence next, Shane!
After anal gangbang
And Cleveland Steamer contest
It’s Hot Tubbing time!
Russell Crowe looks on
From TV in the background
Jealous, Aussie boy?
ugh, change list up there to lust. I was up late with a colleague discussing Foucault’s structuralism via “The Order of Things” over a few snifters of brandy.
Actually we were drinking 40s of Mickeys and pontificating on the favorite sexual positions of the girls we work with but that’s neither here nor there.
For $200
Cherie will come by your room
And give you herpes.
Choad asks for a kiss
Stripper is more than willing
But that costs extra
Birthday party for
Dave. Complete with Stripper-gram
Crabs bring back moment
Star of Bleethlehem
Shines through the window in back
On manger of Douche.
Lackluster kissing
Gives me the howling fantods
Coupled with butt munch
Clem macks with sister
Can’t blame choad for barfing lunch
He’s sloppy seconds
Diseased couple kiss
While Buffalo Beast opens
Mute mouth in protest.
Les Miles is pissed off
His fullback in bikini
Can they just “geaux” please?
Those perfumes and oils
On dresser can’t hide the musk
Of that tranny’s balls.
Post Masters blow out
Chip and Nick trade ball washing
For Tiger’s seconds
School of Fish on wall
While awkward groping takes place
Three Strange Gays, indeed.
A whoopie cushion
Sits on empty chair for break
Of awkward silence
Diaper boy awaits
anal penetration.
Hott fluffs mid-west douche.
Banana hammock
Hanging off the chair betrays
That she is a he.
Lots of containers
But no Red Cups? Then drink from
the pineapple, Choads!
Bleeth’s burnt skin will soon
Resemble ancient tree bark
Riddled with cancer.
Dudes just played to tie
In circle jerking fist-off
Now must kiss sister
Bleeth prepares hot lunch
In her posterior for
LSU’s dry mouth.
Large yellow grenade
Ticking down on the nightstand
For once, Thanks Habib!
His Superbowl shirt
Will serve as her souvenir.
And clean her toilet.
Housekeeping! Knock! Knock!
You want real girl for threesome?
Housekeeping! Knock! Knock!
Plenty o’ pillows
here! Enough to smother each
face. Real Earth Day clean.
Hooker made douche promise
“No tongue when we make out, k?”
But herpes’ okay.
Paid-to-pose pink bleeth
now regrets lifestyle choices
and quitting colleges.
(Sorry – just woke up.)
Next week’s video
Available at two choads,
One tranny dot com.
college*
Scott Baio and bleeth:
The reason I never touch
hotel room blankets.
Lämp the father and
Lämp the son bides their sweet time
To destroy this room.
Times are good for Pi’s:
Idiot State U Spring Break
brings “GOT SOME” photo op.
I just realized
That Lämp the Holy Ghost is
Hovering above.
Just a few more weeks
Of turning tricks and Steve will
Finally be Sue.
Being conjoined at
The lips and blind did not stop
These twins from good times.
LSU guys laughs
Since his buddy can’t see the
“Fruit Salad” in back.
Oh, that’s LSU –
Matters little as fratchoads
spread clap anyway.
Backstage getting wild
At Nelson reunion tour
“Love an Erection.”
At the Motel 6,
they’ll keep the light on for ya.
I prefer it off.
It’s Friday – Ipod
Is on and I’m rockin’ out
to “Three Little Turds.”
Jet Li’s movie bombs
Crouching Douchebag, Macking Choad
Sadly, no death punch
Bikini on Chair
Lips locked tongue on her hot ass
Bros share herpes there
Grant closes his eyes
Ashamed that Donkey Jizz Trick
Was pulled on his lips.
Krappa Tau spring break
No one knew Lauderdale sucks
But has cheap hookers
As he kisses her,
The familiar scent of Scott’s
Balls wafts up his nose.
Boatbutter 8am FTW.
Louisiana,
Where beautiful Southern belles
meet chlamydia.
French Quarter party:
This is an opportune place
for DarkSock boat crash.
LSU Tigers….
Banging a tranny is one
Way to earn your stripes.
“Hey, you want my beads?”
Hard to know which one would ask,
frat scrotes will soon learn.
Later in the night
They’ll high-five across her back…
(Need help with third line)
For boatbutter:
.
…..”her” “low-five” kills mood.
.
?
Boatbutter:
.
…”among other things.”
Boatbutter:
.
“But they are not gay”
Goldman’s Vice ‘Pres-dent’,
Fabrice Tourre stays on the
downlow. Hooker helps.
Two people kissing.
Holy living fuck, what is
that thing by her butt?
A reminder that
Humans are just naked apes
Makes us all feel sad
Meet me at motel
Wear that hot pink bikini
I have a surprise
smell bunghole fart
female/male poo skin–grunts, grins
are we sexy now
yes, the hot and sexy smell like poo and burning hair, that, and the douchebag strapped to the arm (who smells like a fart and axe spray cologne). oddly enough, this is also the smell of a vegas casino.
Tranny Con ’10 brings
some convincing shemales to
Vegas. Farm Boys schooled.
Lick, Suck, Upchuck, L
S U’s hidden meaning comes
out in motel raves!
Bernie should not have
spent rent money on hookers.
back to trailer park.
Lick, Suck, Upchuck, L
S U’s hidden meaning comes
out in motel raves!