Friday, April 2, 2010
Friday Haiku
Stallone Douche says “yo!”
Shows toxic Groin Shave Reveal,
While Pam’s boobs implode.
Those pink ta-maters
Give me wood this fine morning
Douchebag kills the mood
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Flesh-eating worms grow
big in each abdomen. Feed
on Axe and plastic.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Her name is Nena
Not all of the poofed balloons
Are long, white and bent.
– Wheezer
Weather looks steamy,
A polka-dot bikini,
One tiny weenie.
– scrotum pole
Today’s episode
Of Douching for Dollars is
Brought to you by splut
– saulgoode42
Her boobs are legit
As Gypsy Three Card Monte
Using three d-cups
– Vin Douchal
man, my contributions this morning were on fire. sad to see theyve disappeared. oh well. in the name of progress i suppose.
Ratio of pol-
ka dots to tatts is best stu-
died on naked boobs.
Giant jugs and wash-
board abs available for
Jug Band ensemble.
Amanda, rethink
uber-chode. Instead we can
play connect-the-dots
ohhh I see a teeny inny weeny polka dot bikini! …and i like it, i like it a lot!