Thursday, April 29, 2010
No More Patrick Pooing
Yesterday’s Patrick Pooing writes in:
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Where in a picture on your website and would like it removed straight away.
The picture is named ‘Pactrick Pooing’ updated on your site this morning – 28th at 9.21AM.
I don’t know how you got hold of this picture, it is a private holiday picture and the comments have been very upsetting for my girlfriend I would like it removed immediately.
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On behalf of the comments threads participants, I know that where sorry.
What is Tom Morello doing with these jackoffs?…..Bullshit on Parade is more like it.
DILFPACK?
Team Wristdana PACK?
Ahhh where better off without Patrick Pooing…Wheredo…
Boss did you actually remove it STRAIGHT away?
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Straight away could be the next Wow. Just wow.
That hott should give me a hummer.
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Straight away.
After Cindi’s “Straight Away” mace failed to disperse the boys she switched successfully to “Gay Away” and was alone instantly.
Poor Patrick Poo’s got something to say:
“Where gettin’ a lawyer; you gonna pay.”
His take-down request
at the Boss’s behest
Came faster than a NASCAR Straight-away.
These guys hate country music CD’s. They just threw her George Strait away.
It’s refreshing to know that this moron really IS as stupid as he looks. Renews confidence in my powers of observation: DOUCHEBAG observation, that is.
When do good looking Hotts hang with the JERZ BZZ bowling team?
I guess when in bowling it is all about the wrist mandanas and silk jackets..
I don’t even remember him. Sigh. so many douchebags.nothing else – just “so many douchebags”…
HURL!
I think that little bo-peep lost one of her sheep, because it “strayed away.”
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Myself, I keep my sheep tethered, lubed up and available.
We’re the fuck does that jackoff Patrick get his jerseys?
Do we really need another re-make of West Side Story? On the left we have the homeless bums playing the Sharks and on the right we have the gay’s men championship pommel horse riding team as the Jets. In the middle is poor sweet, bleethy Maria. Luckily she only had one line she needed to memorize: “WWWWOOOOOOOOOO!” Let’s hope that the ending changes to that Mayan prophecy shit.
Patrick, dude consider yourself lucky, in all of my “private Holiday pictures” I’m naked and passed out behind my trailer.
Where mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!
I love the internet.
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall as he typed in and understood that “The picture is named Patrick Pooing” was about him …. Eye opening , eh , Bub? This is how you are perceived ..
HCwDb 1 – Douchebags 0 . Fire up the parade down Commonwealth Ave and hang another banner on the wall
ROFLPACK?
After bowling a perfect game, Buffalo Beast returns his shoes to the counter, lights a cigarette, and exits the builing straight away. For he is the true Ezy Tag Dragonslayer.
Funny how he had to use a passive-aggressive excuse for taking it down, i.e. “my girlfriend…” Man up, or GTFO.
It doesn’t get any better then the take downs.
I think that where better off without Pactrick Pooing. Is he still in the running for the next weekly because where he was pooing he was also pooing.
And if the Canadians win the Cup I still will get all you fuckers a Montreal Smoked meat sandwich once I reach a bulk mail deal with the USPS. You must choose from Chenoy’s or Schwart’s Deli and you must eat the kosher pickle and cole slaw.
Waaaaaaaaahh!!!!!
Pooing himself makes an appearance at the end of the comments section of theoriginal post with the typical played out douche rants and the prerequisite poor grammar.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch grew up to be a gothy slut. And I like that.
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She needs to send these steroid hobbits back to where she found them, though.
“Holiday” instead of “vacation”, and the phrase “Straight away” indicate British-ism. So he’s a Britbag on top of it. Bummer. Hey, don’t cry in your PT Tips, mate. You’re with the only good-looking girl in all of the UK.
Dude on the left looks like Neanderthal Man after a shave and a set of dapper clothes. Nice hat!
The Hott is smokin’ hottt!
Ah Patrick Pooing, we hardly knew ye…
More troubling/puzzling is what kind of a “holiday” would one be celebrating wearing a Knicks jersey with all the douchebag accessories, including skanky bleeth? All Douchebags Day? Patrick Ewing’s birthday? The anniversary of Nik Ritchie’s/Hooman Hartounian’s DWI?
We’re did you get that picture? Shouldn’t private holiday pictures not be on the internet? Just sayin…
Does guy on the left’s shirt say “Wolfgang Puck”? I love those frozen pizzas, man.
That would be the right. Fail.
With Patrick Pooing, it’s his way or the straight away, er, um, uh, highway. We’re’s he going, anyway?
YEs, where very sorry. MY ASS.
Speaking of ass, my opinion of wristbands and wristdanas is they might just be the perfect poo wipers.
Chad @10:35
I had Schwartz’s the last time I was in Montreal. I was alone and the door guy seated me instantly in front of a line of 50+ people because they only had seats on the stools at the counter. Great food, incredibly dry smoked meat, but overall the experience was more no frills than I was expecting. That said, I will stop in there next time. Never heard of Chenoy’s, unfortunately.
I just farted in PP’s honour. Straight away.
@Medusa
PG Tips. And thanks for the vote of confidence in our womanhood.
why can’t you spell “we’re”?
WE ARE not “where”
what the fudge.
Patrick Pooing is such a funny name.
@Tony
Haven’t had a dry Schwartz’s yet but haven;t been there in 10 years. Fuckers might all be ghost deli waiters now. Used to be juicy enough to make you fear a heart attack.
yeah. where sorry? where IS sorry? i certainly can’t find sorry.
@SteveL
It is in Maine, Hancock County.
Surry about that.
this is why i never shop at marshalls.
The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me…
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“I don’t know how you got hold of this picture, it is a private holiday picture” Dude. ANYTHING you put ANYWHERE on the internet is no longer private.
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Let me guess, you took your private holiday photo and put on Facebook for all your friends to see. Facebook is VERY public. Then you uploaded your private holiday photo to Flickr, or Piseca or some other photo hosting service…again not at all private.
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The only way to keep photos private is to never post them digitally anywhere. But that’s obviously beyond you since you can’t type.