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The Carrot

Diana heard that beta carotine was good for the skin. The Carrot heard that fake tanning would turn him a strange, ethereal glowing shade of crimson.

And somewhere ‘tween the two, the universe found dissonance.

Where’s Pooper Mario Brothers?

Somewhere in this pic of chaste sapphic cuddling quality U. Mass Communication Major Sorority Girls, I’ve carefully hidden the Pooper Mario Brothers.



Look closely.



Can you find them?

Where's Pooper Mario Brothers?

Somewhere in this pic of chaste sapphic cuddling quality U. Mass Communication Major Sorority Girls, I’ve carefully hidden the Pooper Mario Brothers.

Look closely.

Can you find them?

The Nipster ‘Bag

There are good nip slip revealing shirts. And there are bad nip slip revealing shirts.



This concept breaks linearly by gender.



And Danny is unclear on the concept.



While Cowgirl Ronnie inspires rodeo clowns to bitchslap pedantic panhandlers with nunchucks. Which doesn’t make sense. But, boobies.

The Nipster 'Bag

There are good nip slip revealing shirts. And there are bad nip slip revealing shirts.

This concept breaks linearly by gender.

And Danny is unclear on the concept.

While Cowgirl Ronnie inspires rodeo clowns to bitchslap pedantic panhandlers with nunchucks. Which doesn’t make sense. But, boobies.

A Nomination for the Hall of Pear: “Hourglass Pear”

FDD calls for a quorum to consider Hourglass Pear for the “Hall of Pear”:



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DB1,



I think you need to immediately grab last week’s Mirror Pear (?) and give her an automatic nomination to the Ass Pear Gallery. She was the one in sheer grey, with peeks of ass and boobie?



FDD


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This was actually in reference to early April’s Hourglass Pear, but the nomination has been made, and according to the bylaws of HCwDB, the Quorum must rule on said nomination.



What say you?


“Yea” or “Nay” on Halling this Pear?

A Nomination for the Hall of Pear: "Hourglass Pear"

FDD calls for a quorum to consider Hourglass Pear for the “Hall of Pear”:

—-

DB1,

FDD

—-

This was actually in reference to early April’s Hourglass Pear, but the nomination has been made, and according to the bylaws of HCwDB, the Quorum must rule on said nomination.

What say you?

“Yea” or “Nay” on Halling this Pear?

Jed the Creepy Wankscrote and Penny Thank You for your Vote

To celebrate their win in the HCwDB of the Week, Jed the Creepy Wankscrote and Penny went for a swim.

Emerging from the water, they’re confirmed that the water is relatively warm today, that the current is light, and that there is no God. I will now go light a hamster on fire.

Hannah’s Kneecaps

Sparky here isn’t much of a douche. The silly hat tilt qualifies him for stage-1, but that’s about it.



Then why post the pic?



Because I would construct a shrine to Hannah’s kneecaps out of bamboo driftwood, twine, spittle and a mixture of clay and bark beetle, just for the chance to anger the Gods who laugh at human folly.



She has the haunting eyes of brunette boobie dreamland. And for that, I acknowledge my puberty as both a blessing and a curse.