Wednesday, April 7, 2010
They Were In Miami Bitch
I’ll take “Redundant T-Shirts” for the block, Tom.
And circle gets the square.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
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- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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“Miami” is Yellow Hat’s name.
And by “in” he means driving his turgid torpedo up the Cadbury Crud Tunnel . Repeatedly.
It’s not redundant at all. It’s his cast and crew shirt from his days playing “Submissive #17” in the indie porn flick “Miami Bitch.”
Ten bucks says he takes off that T-shirt before Momma sees him.
Brunette on the right appears to be an undercover ‘baghuntress. Seconds after this photo was taken, she whipped that .45 out of her purse, popped three caps in their asses, and got the hell out of there.
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I saw the story last night on “Most Wanted… ..To Ride on My Crotch.” Or maybe it was just a dream.
If that shirt is for his first day back at work so he won’t have to repeat himself 20 times about his vacation to various coworkers, some of whom he barely knows, I understand. But he’s still a tool.
Thanks to teaching by phonics he thinks it says “Miami Beach”.
Dumbhole.
They are at a Bestiality Convention and he’s promoting his girlfriend – a female Labrador named Miami.
It took about two weeks in America for the Al Quaida operatives to say “fuck this”, shave their beards and defect to the douche side.
I think this picture must be a left over from the late 1980s by evidence of the color of the “Miami Bitch” shirt and the striped “garments” worn by the Z-list bleeths.
Mohawk, shoestring backpack, and neon oversized t-shirt referencing an LMFAO song. Way to not sell out, Broseph Goebbels.
I gotta wonder what she is hiding under that circus tent.
Right, just because someone is brown that makes them a terrorist. Wow. Just wow.
@Anon 1:28pm
No it makes them Hispanic Bestiality experts, duh.
anon 1:28 – Get over yourself; go make some mint tea and find another corner of the interwebs to get your feelings hurt.
Whine. Just whine.
Midol-chewing Assneck.
Anon 1:28
They are terrorists. In fact very ingenious terrorists. Who would expect a terrorist to be wearing yellow hats and “I WAS IN MIAMI BITCH” Shirts?
Huh, smart guy.
The terrorists are now, ” thinking outside the box” and it’s driving the boys down at Homeland Security crazy.
Besides, they’re really not brown, they’re kind of orange.
@ Scrotum Pole:
Right, just because someone is male that makes them one of the “boys” down at Homeland Security. Wow. Just wow.
I’d really go off on you but I can tell by your gravatar that you are one of the Native Americans whom we stole this land from and then insulted people from India by wronging given said Native Americans the moniker of “Indian”. Wow. Just Wow.
Oh, now you’re calling pumpkins and citrus terrorists? Wow. Just wow. I am more sensitive than a clitoris about these non-PC statements. We should all chide ourselves.
@ Anon 2:28
Please stop taking life so seriously bud, that’ll make things a lot easier for you.
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Thnks.
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Er, Anon 1:28.
I supponse I’m some kind of Time Racist now or something.
@Anon 1:28
I’m not so sure DarkSock is a racist. I mean, has anyone ever confirmed that he has indeed raced? For all we know, he could drive extremely slow. Perhaps he does not drive at all – and like a conscious citizen, partakes in public transportation.
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Oh wait, there was that one boating accident.
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Hmmmmm.
I hate on all creeds and colours equally.
Dammit, there I go spelling “colour” the anglican way which is a slap in the face to non-Britians everywhere.
Wow. Just wow.
I’m not giving up until “Wow Just Wow” becomes a short-lived site meme. Believe it.
Just say no to horizontal stripes ladies. And you under the douche umbrella…I mean Redbull umbrella I see you with your horizontal stripes too. Pasteldouche.
DarkSock,
Please accept my humble apology for the racist and pumpkinist remarks.
But dude, my wife’s clitoris is about as sensitive as a Mack truck. Wow. Just, Wow.
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BTW, Doesn’t saying Wow JUST wow discount everything else being said in that post?
What anon really meant to say was……..Wow
I tried to stimulate my wife’s clitoris with a Makita belt sander once and she just fell asleep like usual.
To be honest, I think anon is racist against dark-skinned men with giant mouse ears.
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What’s next, anon’s going to hate on smokers too??
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Pssshhht.
Yessss. The meme begins.
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Cuz that’s how I roll
With my dick all swole
Yellin’ “Fire inna Hole”
While I’m sparkin’ a bowl.
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OK so architects can’t rap.
Was he the guy David Caruso was standing over before making a pithy comment?
Wow
I call em Domestic Terrorists for using our airway system to transmit the D-Virus across the country.
That looks like Junior Seau in the yellow hat, he’s a douchebag in is own right
Wow. Next you racist f*ckers will tell me you hate clams too.
Fuck off you turd loving terrorist
I was a Miami what?
And Easter was fun my wife let me eat bunny ears out of her ass. She’s an old broad but she’s fun . And fuck off you turd colored terrorists.
My neighbor is a Paki and he’s a little too friendly. Wow. Just wow.
Dear god. Revenge of the Mumu.
God, the stench from that picture is enough to kill a rhino. POOO!!
Its Ricardo Fugs and Sonny Crotchett working their doucheness 1985 style. Chick on the right sewed that dress out of a beach towel evidently. These ‘bags make me want to put my head out the window as I drive through a narrow tunnel.
congratulations on reaching Miami. tomorrow you’re getting thrown back to Cuba.
Adrianna in the red and white stripes, on the other hand, gets a Green Card automatically and is eligible for naturalized citizenship in 10 days.
let it not be said that i’m an anti-immigration prick.
I would like to point out that anon 2:52 said “Wow”.
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Just “Wow”.
you guys seriously have know lives and are probably losers who take pics of guys they are jealous of if u had a life u wouldnt be sitting on the computer jacking off to my picture!
Ironically you got an erection AND an itchy asshole after typIng that.