Saturday, April 17, 2010
Your Saturday Douchegoggles
Like hipsterbags, Groin Shave Reveal, orange tans and the use of the expression, “I know, right?,” douchegoggles is another of the more troubling trends to emerge from scrotological development in 2010.
He looks like he could use a sledgehammer to the temple.
^ Yes, and I could use a barf bag.
Nottadouche.
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I give a pass. Seems normal size for glasses.
I love short shorts.
Can someone delete poops-cums pow=pow cow=waw because I may have to murder.
And dudes cannot wear white glasses unless they are gay, She is all that is luciousness and pure.
That is all I have to say about that.
Douche or not douche he reminds me of a particular type of excrescence commonly seen in my neck of the (Australian) bush. She’s alright, by which I mean I’d like to give her a bloody good seeing to.
do those douchegoggles have hypnotic powers or what?
i’m glad i’m immune to them.
he looks like he can use a cyanide-laced drink.
One of the things a man should never do is wear white rimmed sunglasses.
Instant douche….
The pic is a little blurry, so I won’t call buttaface. In any case, the body would make up for it.
He’s a poop-stain.
No pass for this guy. The glasses and shirt and white pants seem enough to me. More than a protobag, but just a Stage 1. Douchestain nevertheless.
And yeah, she’s tasty enough.
Sunglasses? What sunglasses? All I see is a pair of honey glazed hams, begging to be slathered in my leering eyes, filthy calloused palms, and saliva (amongst other creamy coagulated body fluids).
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I would gladly burn my $300 Gillian Anderson look-alike sex doll in effigy for the chance to hand feed rice to the 8-year-old Tahitian child who lost the tip of his left index finger making succulent Sandy’s $5 Icings bracelet.
Hips like those are meant for grasping firmly, roughly massaging, and making baby’s that will resent having me as a deadbeat dad.
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Dear God I sicken myself.
*babies
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fuck
Don’t you just hate it when you run over a pile of dog shit with your lawn mower?
That’s the ACORN pimp you always see on Fox News.
Holy sweet 18-year-old suckle thighs, Batman!
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I’d be pitchin’ a teepee in those track pants if I were him.
Tommy proudly displays the Army surplus sunglasses his grandpa used when he witnessed the H-bomb detonated over Bikini Atoll.
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Strange, Tommy’s hair started falling out after this, and his sperm count dropped significantly
I like pie.
Those are some tasty gams.
hey douche;
you look like you could use
a blackjack to the knees, and a tire iron to forehead.
she looks like she could use some bangs.
Thank you for bringing up the “I know, right?” scourge.
When he gets a pair of douchegoggles for his ballsac scrote-pair, then we can really begin to worry. And say, didn’t Truman Capote wear black sunglasses with white rims at his famous Black and White Balls? See…right back to the ballsac thingy again…
I have something to say about this lady. I would strongly consider eating a bowl of her leg shavings.
$12.95 glasses at Walmart special
Goldman sacks is a collection of elder jewish men getting GSRs
Tommy proudly displays the Army surplus sunglasses his grandpa used when he witnessed the H-bomb detonated over Bikini Atoll.
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Strange, Tommy’s hair started falling out after this, and his sperm count dropped significantly
amy
not if his sperm count was taken by anal swab
Anal Swab is a pretty good band.
again…what’s wrong with goggles