Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Aimee Is Trapped by the Limitations of Her Environment
Maybe in another life, Aimee would’ve made it out of suburban Indianapolis. Gotten that scholarship at Bennington and a chance to major in costume design.
Instead, Aimee will just have to accept the limitations of her world.
Bros with sharpies, and posters of beer pong.
get big or die tryin???
I once PADDLED these BRAS WITHE MY TAINT WHISTLE
B = blows
P =pygmy
T = taint
“Get big or die tryin” So is he telling us that he is willing to “take one for the team” because this isn’t working?
Alejandro Chavez y Chavez De la Rocha Ruiz never allowed his feces excreting tear duct slow down his social life.
^ Really? One more time…
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So is he telling us that he is willing to “take one for the team” because this isn’t working?
nah Boss, in 6 mos. she’ll be serving me coffee for $4 a cup here in Manhattan Beach
On the one hand, it’s just marker… so it’s not like they have a permanent douche stamp. Technically that means there is still hope for change. However they did just use marker to fake tattoos, in order to strike terrible douche poses. So technically there is no hope at all.
Lily Vanilla — a milli vanili tribute band coming soon to a holiday inn near you
This picture was the only evidence presented by Aimiee’s left handed defense lawyer during her trial for the murder of bras Jean Claude and Van Damme.
Again! More white walls! Dammit, I need to call my broker regarding Glidden Extra White.
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And WTF with the writing on the walls? Did Aimee fashion her dwelling out of my 9th grade yearbook?
Dude!, you’ll never get big enough so please just get on with it
Your buddy “Peckerbutt “goes by a different motto
Get Big Or Cry Trying
@ Bagnonymous
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Q: Why do all these choads’ apartments have plain white walls?
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A: It’s the lease they could do.
So, what are the odds on getbig’s heart exploding thanks to steroids before he hits 35?
Here is one vote for “die tryin”.
@ Charles
Musclefucks lack of nads will happen first, hes already worried
hmmm …Musclefuck and Peckerbutt…has a ring to it
May I ad an addendum to Wedgie’s vote whilst seconding it? That being: ‘By Fire.”
@’Sock and ‘Bagnon,
“Why do they all have white walls?”
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“It’s the least they could do.”
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Exactly. Those walls merely become a canvass when Lämp makes his final visitation – armed with a scythe, the Glaive of Krull, and several small cubes of rhinoceros lard.
Ok, maybe all these douches are starting to look alike, but wasn’t the guy on the right on the site a couple months ago with an oversized jesus t-shirt on, posing next to a asian girl with huuuge breastesses? The guy’s abnormally small head is what made me question it.
Sharpied tattoos? Is this some new douche thing? Gun tattoo? WTF is going on here. What kind of fratbags are these two?
Is the fake tear drop to symbolize how many fratbags he blasted? That chick is a hot version of Juno. Run Juno!!!! Run!!!!
The members of “Poucho Marxx” a Black Eyed Peas tribute band pose after finishing the hit ” Shut Up VagBlam Pow… Ow!”
odds are these two frolick… at a Kmart parking lot… after midnight
odds are these two frolick…with each other, much to Aimee’s disapointment…
COMING THIS FALL ON NBC….Hard Street Justice has a name, and that name is…Musclefuck and Peckerbutt.
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THEY make crime PAY….in BLOOD.
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Rectal Blood.
Episode One: East L.A. Reacharound
Aimee likes stuffed stools, so she taught them how to write. On walls. And I would nibble on her butthole like a three toed sloth addicted to cheese and caviar.
What?
These guys have mascara tears painted on their faces. The pool iis open, I have rope and two cinder blocks.
All kinds of material here. We’ve got the double peace signs (played out). The hand next to the nuts with the tricep flex, Mini-me on the right has a Milli Vanilli headband going on, and I guarantee you McJuice on the left never does lower body. The jawflex scares me every time.
Maybe in another life, Aimee would have made it out her wifebeater, but accepted the plunging vee-neckline as a signifier of her extra-marital taint.
@DarkSock
Season One
Anal passage is a right of passage
Episode 2
It will stop hurting when the pain goes away
Is there a relationship between monochromatic apartments and douchebags and bleeths? It appears this white on white color scheme is a favorite among the douchebag set.
Couldn’t even finish the word “trying”. Now that’s effort. Too busy getting pudgy?
Get Big Or Die Trying? Let me help you with that. You’ll die trying to get your asshole big enough to accommodate my entire right leg, tactical boot and all, in your colon.
“ya git corn holed in, ya git corn holed out… ya fucked up Bra & joined a gym”
ironically, “get big or die trying” comes on the day we learn that 50 cent has slimmed down to 160lbs for a movie role.he loves acting like wiggers smoke shake.
For some reason, I’m looking at that air vent and think to myself, “Baleen, you should secretly replace the a.c. refrigerant with Zyklon B or a stash of anthrax spores.”
OK, I’m reaching here (and not just for her boobies…..and the boobies in the pic above…..am I digressing? Again?)…..
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As I was saying (sort of), I hold out a sliver of hope that this is an early (and I mean earrrrrly) Hallowe’en submission. The fact that these guys took a magic marker and drew stupid “tatts” on themselves makes me wonder. Maybe it’s an “HCwDB”-themed moving out party?
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OK OK, I’ll go back to reaching for boobies.
Get Big there is grabbing at his crotch. I wonder if his “tattoo” is in reference to some penis growth elixir he’s trying, on account of his micro penis?
if i stole these assholes’ pen and circled all the places on her i’d like to jizz, it would run out of ink