Thursday, May 6, 2010
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Joey had been lecturing for years at various Ballys Fitness Centers on the dangers of the rare but disfiguring arm toxin known as “Stairmaster gangrene,” but Kelly seemed particularly moved by his plight.
One tattooed hand in the air, wave it around like you have no hair.
Otto prepared to holster his razor after shearing his hair in preparation for his new job as a rodeo clown.
I love his George Jefferson hairstyle!!!
^^That would be a Viking Yogurt Rodeo Clown.
Meanwhile, Buffalo Beast worked herself into a sweaty lather while conjuring silent mocks on the treadmill.
Dropped on hard surfaces several times as an infant, Joey had an oddly shaped head and nerve damage in his right arm; but this in no way deterred Kelly, for she knew that deep down, he had a heart of gold.
The barium dribbled down Henry’s forearm after he safely removed the barbell from Sophia’s colon.
A rare form of blood poisoning, which taint’s the mind and scrote.
Jeff Hardy!!!
Water cooler talks would never be the same with the work-out crew after Cornelius proudly displayed the fecal remnants from his auto-fisting session.
“Honey look at the wall.”
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“See it?”
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“There it is… my vaunted ‘dog swallowing donkey jizz’ shadow puppet.”
Ellen had at first been hesitant to join the “Spin-smear” class at the local 24-hour fitness. But when it was announced that Flea would be the special guest papster, she simply couldn’t resist.
“Yeah… she’s wearing my pink sock… so what?”
The spa promised “your every muscle will be relaxed and revitalized” and by God, Hector was going to make sure they lived up to that committment, even if it meant meant destroying Ellen’s taint in the process.
Rebecca quickly realized her mistake in signing up for a Personal Tainter.
is that pro wrestler jeff hardy? that’s pretty much his in-ring attire, which begs the question: does he get a nottadouche pass? in the past we mentioned leniency for wrestlers as there is a ‘performance’ aspect to their appearance and behavior. but what happens if the in-ring and outside-the-ring persona are one and the same? i kind of want to give him the pass just b/c if you watch some of his matches you’ll see him do some bat-shit crazy stunts.
♫ Pulled his fingers outta her shnizz and called it macaroni ♫
Whoever he is he can be heard singing:
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you’re my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you’re my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go douchey!
Crazy Town-bag is working out in his wife beater and jeans. If that doesn’t say tool I don’t know what does.
Kelly was new to the gym and unfortuneately was yet unaware of Joey’s reputation as an anal date-rapist.
I find it hard to keep my concentration type sometimes when I look to the left of these posts and see “Ass Pear La Plante” and “Hall of Pear”. That’s because I love me some pear.
KJW and Condouchious for the admittedly sad observation that this is in fact Jeff Hardy of professional wrestling fame. Had to look him up via Bing to confirm but the tatt sleeve and receding hairline are a perfect match.
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His mother, though embarassed to be caught trying to hide her ritual post-aerobics shart, is happy for him nonetheless.
I’da liked seeing this guy’s arm much more sliced out of a dead bear’s stomach
Indeed that is Jeff Hardy. Is his notadouche pass revoked since he is about to go on trial for trafficking meth steroids and pain killers?
After staying at a Holiday Inn Express, Kelly was pretty sure she was a victim of false advertising.
Damn, Tommy Lee sure has let himself go. Says Marie to herself, “Wow, my mom really thought you were hot once.”
“though smiling on the outside, Kelly secretly wished her towel cover extended beyond its present state.”
i revoke it since there is no difference between his in-ring appearance/persona and his real life…except for the drug trafficking charge.
Because of Joe Skidztain’s tattoo completely covering his arm, he was unable to notice that his giant, inner-facing baby-blue wristwatch was cutting off his wrist circulation.
Fortunately Hannah Welsh was there to notice his freakish cranium had disgusting purple veins throbbing out of it, and got him to loosen his watch before it was too late.
Despite spreading necrotizing fasciitis, Dieter refused to take off his prized Swatch that he won at the annual Billy Zane Impression tournament 50+ division in Kalamazoo
After repeated warnings, Jasmine finally broke up with Chaz after coming to the gym right after work as a Leprechaun semen extractor
“I’M THE FIRE-SHARTER”
After the press died down following his daring rescue of an Axe factory, Leo Procucci AKA “Bile-Hand” relied on appearance fees at local businesses to fund his growing meth addiction
Bally’s? That looks like the “gym” at a Holiday Inn Express.
yeah, they call me Fister… what of it
“Wanna smell Vince McMahon?”
let me tell ya honey, I administer elephant suppositories… it’s an important job, it pays well & the fringe benefits… whoa! fuggedabowdit!
BVG… winner!
” Cindy, Wait a minute girl, you mean I didn’t have to give myself leprosy to get a part in Ben-Hur on Ice”
Here is a short list of professional wrestlers that get a nottadouche pass:
“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka
Captain Lou Albano
The Iron Sheik
The Honky Tonk Man
The Road Warriors
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Mr. Perfect
“The Model” Ric Martel
“Ravishing” Rick Rude
Ted DiBiase
Jeff Hardy? Fuck no.
@ creature
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Thanks, but I actually winced when I typed that. I love the WWF, and have ever since Bob Backlund was butting heads with Don Muraco. (Except during the late 90’s during the reign of Scotty 2 Hotty/Grand Master Sexay, when I had to turn it off because my doctor told me I was getting too much gay.)
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But then I remembered that Vince MacMahon makes more money in an hour than I’ll make in my lifetime. So I’m sure he can take it. (ba-rum bum.)
And yeah, I did mean the WWF. Fuck you, penguin.
@ massengill
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You’re gonna give Rude a pass and leave Hacksaw Jim Duggan off the VIP list?
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You’re dead to me.
Thumb Wrestler Jeff “The Claw” Hardy demonstrates the championship form that has eluded him ever since contracting Ectrodactyly.
Brutus The Barber Beefcake?
^^If nothing else, for the sweet name. Almost as good as Crucial Aloysius Head.
Jeff Hardy does not get a pass. The man is a certified douche.
“Yo, Vin! Miss Johnson on treadmill 6 is runnin’ a quart low!”
“The Glocker”
–VS
the wrestler Jeff Hardy
Maybe it is just the angle
But douchebag’s face and arm look mangled
Forgive me if I stop and stare
But has scroteface got toilet seat hair?
Damn, that Jack Nicholson does get around.., tatt-parlors, workout-rooms, and pickin’ up Five Easy Pieces while wearing a wife-beater.
Joey is just showing Kelly which fingers he uses to wipe with, on those occasions when he chooses to.
Usually, it’s Tuesday.
I can guess what you had for lunch… got my technique down & everything
If you’re working out at Bally’s to pick up chicks, it’s a turn off to have the grease from your lunch calzone on your wife beater. It’s also not good for any unfortunate HCwDB commenter to accidentally see that because it’s a leading cause of Keyboardus vomitus.
Just saying.
long after going out of business, the manufacturers of the Emergency Hair Loss Compensation Kit finally discovered its only customer.
“….so that was a hattori hanzo sword.”
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When Dusty Rhodes wants to make the Mello Yellow move back at the hotel, you’ll start to wonder what the fuck you got yourself into.
Back to the captioning…..
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“YO! Dis is wut fuccen happens when you mooks don’t wipe yer sweat off da fuccen machines when yer done widdem!”
“yo, they tell me I can help ya wid dat prostrate thing”
…but that’s notadouche. Professional wrestlers get passes. And that is Jeff Hardy.
“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!”
The Charismatic Enigma.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Hardy
He’s not a fire starter.
I have no caption, but this is the dude who played, “Big,Oily Bohunk in 16 Candles.”
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3656556288/nm0438127
“wtf”
Dude, Thats one of the Hardy brothers, Jeff hardy
“hey you, smell my fingers”
Oh hey that’s no douchebag. That’s former WWE Champion/current TNA Wrestler, Jeff Hardy. He’s awesome …. well except for the drug problems but yeah lol.
I’d fuck me