Friday, May 21, 2010
Daft Punk
“But baby, don’t think of it as a stalkery shirt! Think of it like a mirror made out of cotton.”
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Vin Douchal
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- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Shortly after being processed through customs at LAX, Samantha Ronson pointed at Li-lo’s tummy and wondered how much longer they’d have to wait for the coke-filled balloon to pass through her digestive track.
Red Dong.
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Oops, wrong thread…
Have we witnessed the first Lez-bag sighting in recorded history?
What do you call a lesbian who’s gone full douchebag? (Other than Steve).
It’s wonderful how his behind-the-ear-tat matches his pre-pubescent-cheek-zits.
Joan hopes to finally connect with her fourth attempt, at a cockk punch on Timmy’s tiny testicles.
Cocka-doodle-poo!!!
that chick looks badass with that mohawk
Can somebody call Google to turn the fucking pacman 30 year aniiversary bullshit off.
Salma Hayek warned her baby sister about bad PR. As she is trying to get into show business, Lucia recalled her elder sister’s advice and decided against turning down Rooster’s offer to dance.
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Now she’s reconsidering that career in mathematics Mr. White advised her to pursue.
Her hands are more manly than his.
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Ugh. Head hurts so much.
She looks like Mila Kunis spliced with the brunette daughter on Too Close for Comfort with Ted Knight. He was a decorated vet in relation to the last thread. And She is decorated with lusciousness. The dude needs no comment as the Fuck of Seagulls has flown away long ago.
He:”It took me two hours to get ready for my shot on HCwDB and thats the best titties you can bring?”
Her:”yea”
Getting closer to ASS Pear.
Get Some
That shirt? Yeah that’s not weird…
seriously how long does it take to get that mohawk up and douching?
Simulated Tit-Punch Construct
Him: “Like yeah, I’d rather be dancing with that guy over there at the bar drinking a water.”
Her: “Yeah, whatever. I’m pretending not to be with you any way. That’s why I have my eyes closed.”
Quiz time fellow hunters.
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Devon’s finger smells like:
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a) his asshole
b) her asshole
c) Stackhouse’s asshole
d) four-day-old donkey jizz and Elmers
or…
e) All of the above.
Is the girl on the t-shirt wearing a boxing glove or is she suffering from Ectopia Cordis?
http://www.unboundedmedicine.com/wp-content/ectopia%20cordis.jpg
“and to answer your question, yes, I do get my hair this way by wiping it up Rhinoscerous crack”
My wife would like me wearing a shirt like that, with her pic.
Only added would be “Don’t F*%# With My Husband!”
Oh, and @doucheywallnuts, 12:30 pm, 5/21
The glove more closely resembles an omphalocele.
e) All of the above.
Even the picture on that shirt is leaning as far away from douchester’s head as possible.
Lezbag methinks.
Dr Douchie, I’ll defer to your medical expertise, however, I think the brown color of the omphalocele makes it more likely we’re talking Ectopia Cordis…Although I know your mother didn’t send you to douche medical school so a non-douche doctor like myself could argue with you.
RUFIO, RUFIO, RUFIO…
His head is great for cleaning and dusting my stereo controls,like an old toothbrush.You know sometimes these young ones can be useful.
I’d enter him in the State Fair. I’m sure he’d be the hit of the poultry barn, not to mention all those exotic chicken aficionados with cameras.
Come to think of it, her shiny black mane would be good competition in the pony barn.
@ Whoop-di-douche 9:40 PM,
i was gonna say, biting the head off of a chicken at a carnival suddenly became an incredibly respectable profession.
not that it wasn’t already a respectable profession. just so much more respectable now.