Thursday, May 20, 2010
Eugene Throws Game
It’s near impossible to follow up the words of douchal wisdom spoken by our 2010 poet laureate of scrotewankery, so here’s a pic of Eugene throwing some “special ed” game at Kat.
Tragically, note Kat’s Ed Hardy t-shirt.
She is Bleeth with Broccoli. And I’m ashamed for making that pun.
Nice tan Asian Hott.
All is well in the Universe.
Get Some Mr Special Ed happy dude
Tobey Maguire has entered a downward spiral since hearing the Spider-Man movie franchise was rebooting without him.
Max Headroom meets asian hott. I give him a pass because I am a douchebag rock star and pastor to the needy.
She is obviously a social worker.
And that is one cool looking asian hott. Wow. I bet she is into group anal and bukkake during the Superbowl.
just wonderin i have a goatee am i a douche? and if it is “douchebag style” should i not give a shit or shave it off? the style of my goatee is similar to Brett Myers it looks like this…
http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/brett-myers.jpg
Don’t shave it. That will make you a sheep-bag.
This chick gets the thumbs up for being Asian/Stoner hot but there is Bleeth there too. Maybe the weed has clouded her judgement? Eugene is a dork trying to be a douche which is one of the worst bags out there in my opinion.
Biggest forehead ever. Ever. No mandana on earth could hide that Savannah of face flesh.
Man, I was really dehydrated when I made that drink.
@ Mr. White aka Tomas
Saw The Orphanage last night. I liked it until the ubersappy ending.
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Hydration is important. Try some Brawndo next time. It’s got electrolytes!
Eugene is just pointing to where the milk he gets from his mommy comes from.
And no one has the the heart to tell him he shouldn’t point with that finger anymore.
Eugene must’ve had a pretty bad motocross accident for his hand to be that messed up.
And I think Kat’s totally savable. You can totally reverse the bleeth trend if it’s just at “T-shirt while hanging with a douchebag” stage. But once it goes to the “Spray tan w/ Hollywood sunglasses” stage, it’s totally over.
This pic makes me wanna check here just to make sure I’m drinking enough water today.
She looks like a young Ms. Swan. He lookah like a douche.
I don’t know, she’s got a little thai lady-boy look going for her that is scaring me a bit. But Eugene rode the short bus to the club for his group-home field trip. He don’t mind.
LOL Broccoli Bleeth. I think you just came up with a new racial epithet.
more like a poo poo platter
I cam with my left-handed Parole Officer… This is my urine sample …
Androgo-hott? Whatever, I’m a cheap date.
Young, hott and asian. Nothing better.
Did she pee in that cup for him?
Brett Hull has hit hard times since his retirement from the NHL…The mandanna is a call, dare I say cry, for help.
http://imkeithhernandez.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/p1_hull.jpg
If she’s Bleeth with Broccoli then Eugene must be ordering “one from column A.”
she’s really just helping him to the cab.
Isn’t that the guitarist from Tokyo Hotel that just OD’d on Viagra?
Ed Hardy shirts can reduce a C cup to an A cup. true story.
Ben Rothlisberger’s little brother tries to give the sign for the audible play of “hott to 2nd bathroom stall” but winds up fumbling instead.
Since when did Maculley Culkin start dating Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat?
Indeed, if she is Bleeth with Broccoli he is Moo Goo Gay in the Pan.