HCwDB at the Scarsdale Temple Beth-Sinai Spring Social

4:03 pm May, 4 Steve L. said...

we’re so polite to underage douchebags.

4:21 pm May, 4 massengill said...

Blackberry Manischewitz in that cup, I’d bet money. Kosher, yes.

4:22 pm May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Pass

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On a non-related note, I think I’m in love with today’s Barstool Sports.com Local Smokeshow of the Day – Natalie

4:22 pm May, 4 Steve L. said...

maybe if i pretend i’m 16 again, i can put on my kiddie gloves and break his glasses.

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what do you mean you’re not supposed to do that with kiddie gloves?

4:36 pm May, 4 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

She’s a nice little package indeed, all curvy & flirty & what-not. He should be hit with something. Perhaps a frozen yak lung.

4:38 pm May, 4 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

@ Vin, Thank you for that. I’m not getting anything done for the rest of the day. Can’t work with an IOB.

And Shoshanna looks like she could break your pelvic bone while using her ass a pile driver on your Johnson bar.

4:44 pm May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Disturbing photo of the day :

Perez and Liza yuck it up . Nightmare!

5:08 pm May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

That’s it, closing up shop for the day.

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I’d like to screw Christina Aguelera cross eyed. I mean me. Screw her while I cross my eyes so I could see four boobies a-bouncing.

It’s Martini time.

Fuck Fish Slap

6:20 pm May, 4 Just Sayin said...

Is that toilet paper hanging from the back of her dress?

6:22 pm May, 4 doucheywallnuts said...

I cannot imagine that the Temple Elders at B’nai Jewschbag would allow this traif to enter their sacred place. However, that is some kind of outstanding Kosher Keester.

6:24 pm May, 4 Troy Tempest said...

This girl is totally hammered. I bet she threw up all over his car before they even got to her place. And when he got her in bed, she passed out while doing it doggy style, and fell off the bed. He spooged instantly and then, with no one to talk to, he got dressed and left.

7:59 pm May, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh Lord God, Adonai, of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob,

oy vey schmear. Smite em’!

8:14 pm May, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d like to see her dancin’ the whore-a, er, um , uh, hora.

8:27 pm May, 4 mr.reeve said...

It’s simple…..white pants = takes it in the ass. Male or female. No exceptions to the rule!

8:50 pm May, 4 douchesquire said...

@ SteveL-

No politeness here. Kill both these pieces of crap. The world will thanks me.

8:50 pm May, 4 douchesquire said...

..and by thanks me I mean kill them…

9:42 pm May, 4 Wedgie said...

Oy Gay.

10:34 pm May, 4 lupus john wilcox st wort said...

is that a french fry in her hair?

10:36 pm May, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

Ha-bra nagila!

10:36 pm May, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

Ha-brah nagilah!

11:24 pm May, 4 Baleen said...

Is it “Teen Week” here on HCwDB? Anyhoo, as mentioned in previous comments, there’s a shitload of wrong about this chick. Her inner thigh looks to be bruised or something. Did she just get gang banged in the stall with wildly flailing robot jelly dongs while trying to finish shtting AND eat Mc Donald’s? Her hair is fucked up too. Top shelf skank methinks.

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Again either we have the cinder block hall of some dormitory or an undergound bleeth research facility.

11:46 pm May, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

I think it’s a bit much baleen. He’s a young brah, she’s a silly goose. Happy times with a twist of douche.

11:47 pm May, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dear God Vin, you trying to kill us or what?

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Fine. Fuck you too. Hi rez style.

12:06 am May, 5 Baleen said...

It’s time for meds.

1:28 am May, 5 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

David, Shoshanna, Beth-Sinai, what’s up?

Can a brah get a sip from ubiquitous red cup?

Dave Dog looks douchely in his best tighty whities

But I must ask you Lord, why did you not smite thee?

1:32 am May, 5 DarkSock said...

As the victorious couple waddled out of the Annual Beth-Sinai Olestra Potato Chip Eat-Off the first of many foamed shart frappacinos began sputtering down Shoshanna’s inner thigh.

5:58 am May, 5 E-blo's Last Thought said...

@ Vin for the win.

I can’t believe that chick is a chowderhead.

5:59 am May, 5 E-blo's Last Thought said...

Sorry ^ chowdah.

6:50 am May, 5 Clydes Adult World said...

It’s got to be MONEY!

7:30 am May, 5 Deltus said...

One good backhand to the face would straighten this bagling right up, I swear. She’s a little further gone down the Yellow Bleeth Road, though.

8:16 am May, 5 massengill said...

schvitzin

12:40 pm May, 5 Raw Dawg said...

White on White on douche, never fails to exercise what it really means to be a bag. Lets not look passed the fact that he is wearing sunglasses inside, lets be honest those Gucci Fag goggles are not going to cover up his uber sick bro fro-cow lick. Something about those high heels tells me Fluzie-for-life is not going to be on her feet for very long. She truly beholds the eye of the douche-bag bearing super slut, ready for dick from any and all sides.

1:52 pm May, 5 Claude Douchenburg said...

There is nothing wrong with his goggles. i think they are cool.

6:25 pm May, 5 douchers said...

haha definitely not kosher

10:21 pm May, 5 Serge said...

I don’t think there is anything douchy about this pic. Just kids dressed up having fun. Those glasses, lots of kids wear em at parties nowadays, poking fun at the whole SNL thing…