Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:13 am May, 10 E-blo's Last Thought said...

Is his left hand grossly out of proportion to the rest of his body?

11:46 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

This asshole has totally ruined many consumer goods and one trim little babe.

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HB has sullied the name of Rock Star Energy Drink with those trunks, Subaru automobiles, Motor Craft boats, 7-11 Sunglasses and chocolate milk. Chocolate milk? You asshole! The fucking nerve!

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On top of that, he’s ruined this little tart’s Left Nibble Area (LNA) from her ear to her upper boob with his greasy/sweaty/stanky/cavernous underarm.

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Go away moose, you’re scaring the kids with your horse laugh

11:52 am May, 10 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

That’s Britney Spears on the left and Brooke Hogan on the right.

11:59 am May, 10 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

URC muses:

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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You other brothers can’t deny.

12:08 pm May, 10 tall guy said...

“Craw! Not Craw! Craw!”

12:17 pm May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

The blue feces rose from Jan’s ample backside , splashing into the frothy mixture below then disappeared in a sinking haze of douche soup and fuel mixture

12:21 pm May, 10 Baleen said...

Notice how all of the boats n choads are mysteriously gathered aroung those pillars in the distance, not unlike the primates reaction to the monolith in 2001 A Space Odyssey.

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Also, as a proud owner of a Subaru, I died a little when I noticed the brim of his hat.

12:28 pm May, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s about as straight as his arms will ever get.

1:04 pm May, 10 Fatness said...

Nice cellulite ass, Nadia. Nott.

What makes this dork a douche? There are zero signifying marks.

1:05 pm May, 10 Bagnonymous said...

She certainly has a motor in the back of her Honda. I’d appreciate a nice view of her tailpipe.

1:11 pm May, 10 Deltus said...

E-Blo, you’re right, Hulkster has a monster claw for a left hand! Didn’t even see that right away.

1:29 pm May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Clearly the Hulkster, like so many douchebags we’ve previously seen contaminating our intercoastal waterways, doesn’t own a boat or he’d actually be posing in one as opposed to beside one.

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Oh for a sudden and violent swell that would push these two craft together with a satisfying SQWEERCH!

1:32 pm May, 10 Douchesquire said...

The hat and glasses are bad, but otherwise not having a problem with this guy.

Maybe I am off today

1:34 pm May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Buffalo Beast put down his tumbler of Makers, threw his boat into reverse, and piloted his dual-props quickly between the two Motorcraft boats, a red foamy plume spraying above a rapidly spreading slick of greasy orange chum and shredded Hollister swimwear.

1:41 pm May, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudo’s DB1, just the caption alone cracked me up

1:56 pm May, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

questioning his douchosity? what? oversized pink sunglasses, check. ugly hat that he got for free, check. dyed blond mullet, check. flexed abs, check. hot with red cup, check. hey, they can’t all reach the level of crosshair mcjohnson, but they can try. Douche!

2:02 pm May, 10 smackdouche said...

I want to go on record as being a huge Hulk Brogan fan!!

Hopefully he will write poetry about crushing pussy and he will be my GOD!

2:07 pm May, 10 Wedgie said...

That guy’s hand looks like part of a Halloween costume I had as a kid. I think it was Frankenstein.

Fuccen scary what ‘roids can do to a guy. Why does it make almost all body parts grow to a freakish size, while simultaneously shrinking the genitalia? Evil chemicals.

Only the URC knows for sure.

2:39 pm May, 10 Horace Dangleballs said...

Torpedo… LOS!

2:46 pm May, 10 creature said...

this guy is on diesel fuel… her pooter is called “FlowMaster”

3:04 pm May, 10 DarkSock said...

I’ll bet when she farts it has a nice baritone burbling sound……yeah…..

3:07 pm May, 10 DarkSock said...

Despite the huge dragnet, only fragments of DarkSock’s boat were ever found.

4:26 pm May, 10 Troy Tempest said...

DB1 – name is wrong.

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It’s not Hulk Brogan.

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It’s Hulk Grogan.

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As in mid 90s nadsat for TURD.

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Kids these days….

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🙂

4:32 pm May, 10 Jimmy said...

I used to take the arms off of my He Man figures as a child and attach them to the much smaller GI Joes. The result would look something like this clown.

5:05 pm May, 10 massengill said...

I would have went with just “Bogan.”

Bogan. Just Bogan.

5:05 pm May, 10 massengill said...

fuckin’ a: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan

5:08 pm May, 10 massengill said...

I bet when she farts it smells like carrots.

7:27 pm May, 10 Douches Wild said...

He’s a tool, but he’s a pumped up tool, and thats a start toward the constellation of unintentionally satirical attributes that cohere in transcendent douchehood. Nadia is less developed but redolent with smutty potential. The future is yours, kids.

10:52 pm May, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Damnit. I’m only still awake ’cause I’m waiting for the dryer to finish. And now I’m going to have nightmares about the Crab Men and their centaur lovers.

12:30 am May, 11 Steve L. said...

Hulk Brogan probably voted for GSR Greg for the pud factor. because he takes exception to GSR licking. and just for that, Hulk issues himself a nottadouche pass.

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so who the fuck told you you can issue nottadouche passes to yourself, Hulk?!

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also, Nadia is a good name.

3:13 am May, 11 Euripidouche said...

i wonder if i could convince myself her that the red bumps on her ass were nipples and motorboat that instead, its worth a shot.