Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Lissa Tags a 'Bagling
Lissa writes in:
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He refers to himself as “T-Grant”. He drives a Range Rover, dubbed “Rangina”, and is never spotted in anything other than Burberry or Ed Hardy. He fits each of the “10 signs you might be a douche bag” yet nobody can admit he is one.
Hopefully this changes things, as he checks your site almost daily.
– Lissa
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This Suburban ‘Tardling almost gets points for naming his Range Rover “Rangina.”
Almost.
But not quite.
T-Grant, if you do read HCwDB, lose the bookmark. You’ve learned nothing, and are hereby banished to looking at TheDirty.com from here on out.
I’ll be the first to admit he’s one…
WOW i think this kid idolizes all the douches instead of learning a thing or two from them. Face it kid, loose the shirts, the douchie head band and the homo erotic piercings.
he’s so douchey the girls dont even look good
It’s an English ‘bag. A bag nation that’s definitely in the Top-3 bag nations worldwide. His barely legals will quite likely be pregnant before too long. By which I mean possibly before I hit the submit comment button. Thereafter, it’s a life of terraced council housing among similarly knocked-up wenches, excessive booze on a daily basis all while squeezing welfare benefits out of a reprehensible government. Chavs: putting the Great in Great Britain.
Good looking kid who doesn’t need a mandana, fake bling in his lobes, big watch, Ed Hardley shirts or forget it!!!! He’s fucking hopeless!! The chicks are too young to comment on but the one on the right looks like a young Kendra getting ready for Playboy.
I dont like the notion that Burberry and Ed Hardy can even be appealing to the same person.
AoD
Opie,
Take your arms off the hotts and slowly step away. Now, find a mirror. Don’t preen ya little shit just look at yourself. Now ask yourself, “Do I want to spend the rest of my life being a douchebag or do I want to be normal?” Think hard about it. Do want to spend countless sums of money on all the latest fads to try and keep up with what is “cool” or would you rather have some serious dough, real friends that you can count on to get rid of the hooker’s body after the bachelor party, and still marry the smokin’ hot girl? Do you want to make only $36K a year for the rest of your life? I know you’re young and the future is “like a million miles away” but it will come. And when it does, its a bitch. You’ll be in massive amounts of debt, suckin’ face with that barfly everyone refers to as “Wrinklepuss” and then you’ll brag to your “friends” at the Thrifty Rental Car desk that she was an 11. It will be here before you know it. BUT, you can reverse what you have started. BURN all your stupid Ed Tardy, Affliction, etc. shit and see just how good it feels to not be a sheep. Act normal around girls your age and see if they like you. If not, there are always more of them. It takes time but when you find the one that WANTS to deal with your shit, marry her. Find others that are not willing to be sheep and start mocking those that do. Don’t give in, you’re way too young.
Hold…I think there is a crucial error in your assumptions DB1. He is clearly douche, yes? And he checks the site daily per the tagger…if he is half as slow as the picture suggests, he likely is incapable of reading coherent sentences with anything close to proper grammar. Therefore, he may actually see the site and ASSUME that the site is here to give “mad props” to those who are ready to “pound pussy” and “get some”…maybe just his picture and huge bold font “NO!” will work…thoughts?
Hey Doc, are you nuts?
He’s a wigga sheep. No salvation. No way he’s able to tackle the Thrifty Rental Car desk computer never mind the phones.
This turd will be 47 living in his parents basement , just like all of us hunters as noted by douchebag takedown requests , only instead of posting borderline grammatically correct statements on a website he’ll be watching Mayberry RFD on TVLand 3 thinking it’s a new show.
“Hey Dad! Can we go see Don Knotts next time he’s in town?”
It’s “T-Grant” because whatever he wishes for his mom grants to the absolute frustration of his dad, who lost a shitload in the market last year and is barely making the recently reduced child support payments. T-Grant doesn’t notice because everyone tells him he deserves everything he asks for, which is typically not what he wants for himself but what they want from him. What he’d really like is to be able to talk with his dad, maybe throw a baseball around, play “Gears of War II” until four in the morning on a school night, drink a couple beers without mom finding out. Maybe even talk about the girl that he likes, the one who sits behind him in Social Studies and next to him in Biology. She doesn’t really talk to him, and never comments on how cool his look is like all the other girls do. And when he throws out his best “broheim” lines she just looks at him like she feels sorry for him, which he just doesn’t understand but which only makes him like her more.
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But dad walked away years ago and the gulf that’s grown with every passing day has become just to. deep and too painful to fill, even with Range Rovers and college funds.
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The boydana covers up the stitches from his lobotomy because pre-lobot T-Grant couldn’t look at himself in the mirror all dressed up like everyone of his “friends” without realizing how absolutely phoney he truly was.
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A point you already know, T-Grunt, but refuse to accept: dressing and acting like everybody else doesn’t make you an individual, prove how responsible or mature you are, or signal your independence. It just proves you’re a sheep, a follower, lackey, posse pussy, and an easy mark for all the Christian Audigiers of the world. And it makes your dad think you’re an ignorant dumbass bent on spending his every last dollar without so much as a second thought.
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You’d get just as much, hell probably more, high school tail by changing your clothes, losing the douchecoutrements and the scrote personality, and just be yourself. I guarantee the sex will be better because they’ll be f*cking YOU, not some Hardy’d up clown…er…clone. If that’s what you want, of course. But I’m guessing there’s a part of you that would rather get to know that girl from Biology and have a real relationship for a change.
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And maybe, just maybe, you’d have the courage to talk to your dad and he’d finally notice that you actually were worth more than a monthly check in the mail.
Put him in a big burlap bag with a bunch of cinder blocks. Drop him off a bridge into the river.
I refer to my sweet 1994 Plymouth Voyager, as Voy-gina.
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It runs great, and still has the original “Baby on board” springy sign on the rear window.
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Sadly, it hasn’t gotten me laid for quite some time.
I’m just fascinated by the Eye of Horus on top of the iron cross. WTF? Do these T-shirt designers just throw any random shit together they want? How about Gandhi with a swastika on his forehead? That’d totally be badass! Or Malcolm X with a fleur-de-lis where his left eye should be? Or Goatse Guy with me peering out of his anus with a Star of David hanging out of my nostril?
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By the way, that last one is going to be on sale on my website later.
He comes here all the time as research. He wants to find out what the latest fashion is in douchebaggery.
T-Bag is young, but very thick with the douche. He’s quickly reaching the Choad of No Return line.
T-Bag? You listening? You gotta give up the taintstain attitude, and I mean cold turkey, and I mean right fucking now! Or it’ll be too late.
Such a shame. Such a waste.
And Mr. White, I’m with you. These shirt designers just throw any random crap together, and the sheep lap it up without the first understanding of it. It’s pathetic. I’m psyched about your Goatse/Star of David design though! Sign me up for a shirt!
You’ve learned nothing, and are hearby banished to looking at TheDirty.com from here on out.
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Soooo…you’re banishing him to reading HCwDB posts second hand?
It’s not the accouterments that bothers me about the kid; he’ll outgrow those.
It’s that fuccen Business Major sneer, that frat-boy snide grin, that has to go. Whether it’s by growing emotionally inside or whether it’s removed by a dredger chain, that “got it made ‘cuz I’m a vanilla white guy from money” face has gots to go.
I was out of stuff to read during my daily poop so I picked up the “Risk and Insurance” magazine I leave out in the lobby to bore the shit out of my clients so they’ll be dead fish when I finally see them in ..
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Some sacastic Brit has hit the douchebag nail on it’s mohawked head “:
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Excerpt:
“So mankind is going to hell in a hand basket. What else is new? Your great-grandfather played the piano and could recite half the Bible by heart. Your grandfather invented chemical processes and read Dickens and Proust. Your father went to the theatre weekly and read the Saturday Evening Post. You have a metal bar through your nose and read lottery tickets. Your child thinks books smell funny and would rather wait to see the movie on his iPhone. ”
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If your interested in the rest:
A href=”http://www.riskandinsurance.com/story.jsp?storyId=379473603″>Risks of the Great Indoors
That is the kind of trust funded douchebag that grows up to be Stackhouse. He is a lost cause. Fuck him in his faggoty, blinged out ears.
@Vin Douchal ^3:25
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I didn’t know Tijuana Pinksock/Crushed glass and staple gun cage match clubs had lobbies.
T-Gunt has amazingly small and dainty hands. He’ll make for an exceptional proctologist.
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And by exceptional I mean he’ll charge by the pint to give your prostate a hand job.
If he loves crosses so much, I will gladly crucify him. Any volunteers for an assist?
I would like to ask T-Grant a possible life-altering question: Would you rather be a man, controlling your own destiny, or remain a mannequin; a walking billboard for Ed ‘Tardy?
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There is only one correct answer, young ‘bagling. May you choose wisely. And may the Zima flow freely for you. That is all.
Somehow when I read “Range Rover called Rangina” I interpreted it as “Ford Ranger named Rangina” and almost gave him a notta.
LOL! ZZZSTAPHINFECTIONSZZZZZandSHIT @ S Head 3colon40
inb4 TheDirty tags T Grant as “tool who gets chick”.
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for an infinitesimal fraction of a second there, my conscience told me that even T Grant deserves better than being trampled over by Nik Ritchie.
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that’s why i killed my conscience for the duration of this post.
One young hott, one young nott.
Damn, I wanted to be the first one to say, “Yup, T-Grant, you are a fucking douche!”
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Now send an e-mail full of spelling and grammatical errors requesting a take down you sad sack of douche.
I have known this kid since middle school. For srs.
He IS the epitome of douche.
This makes me want to cry tears of joy.
this kid is a faggot. he wears obey and that crap ed hardy and thinks hes sick. says unfunny jokes and is an alcoholic
“banished to look at TheDirty.com from here on out”?!!! … Good Lord Almighty DB1 – I would never – NEVER have guessed you could be such a cruel, CRUEL man, devoid of even a crumb of MERCY – sending this baby-faced bagling to the lowest pit of hell!! I’m going to find Bra and ask him to plead the young dude’s case! – AND I’ll remember to NEVER get on YOUR bad side! lmfao
this picture was from sophomore year from a punk rocked theme bus…
Oh, man….a Demolay demotion is due here.
That’s WHOREUS, not HORUS, AKA as “The Hairy Eyeball.” Apparently the Masons have gone to the depths of depravity and are smirking all the way. To take a perfectly good mandala such as the Iron Cross and then top the head with a mandana with an “echo” oval is mandates a beating with a pyramid, triangle and compass.
Oh, and the babes are the best Job’s Daughters I’ve ever seen, and way too racy for Eastern Star.
What about the people around this budding turd? Why aren’t they mercilously mocking T-Can’t” in his “Rangyna” (that he obviously didn’t earn the money for) until he cuts this shit out. If someone you love is in larval stages of douchebaggery, it is up to you to make them feel like the worthless lemming that they are becoming! Young hotties, I’m looking at you!!! Encouraging this kind of behavior by not making him feel like a worthless piece of shit is as irresponsible as swinging an Ebola infected monkey, bleeding from its ass, around a school playground. It will only get worse; infecting others around him until he has “matured” into a self-loathing, bad poetry composing, date rapist.
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Or….you could get him that Ed Hardy B-Plug for his birthday and his journey to the dark side will be complete.
I DONT WHERE ED HARDY GOD DAMN IT!
i think his range is sick.
T- Grant is the awesomest, best guy friend anyone could ask for. He teaches youth basketball and serves his community. He is also really hot, and all girls know that, sorry all you jealous boys T-Grant will steal any girl you would dream of dating. It appears that everyone else is more concerned with his wardrobe than he is, I think you guys should take notes from T-grant on how to get girls, because if you actually could get them you wouldn’t be on this site commenting. Get a life all of you stupid little people, T-grant is way sicker than any guy Ive ever met.
xoxo
@PS
’nuff said.
its funny how you all are so insecure you take your time to post shit like this. yeah hes a fucking douche somtimes but not to the extent of what you freaks think. And the crucify comment, jesus fuck your a loser
Mr. Socrato Head, I think you should step away from the computer and into the light maybe put away your porn and lotion, and socialize with some actual humans. You are probably a fat pedophile thats why you enjoy looking at pictures of high school kids:)
for the record, this picture is from 3 years ago from a themed party. Tgrant likes to have a sense of humor, and has the confidence to pull it off. I think all these comments about violence are evidence that all of you weirdos play too much Halo and will probably be the next virginia tech shooters. Have fun playing WOW, while Tgrant is getting laid
Okay I’m friends with Taylor and I do admit he can be a giant douche sometimes but he’s a pretty nice guy.
I admit that he’s a cutie and he knows it. Yes he has a massive ego but he’s not as bad as all of you people think. Stop basing your opinions on something you read online.
its funny cause he only wore that outfit because it was a PARTY THEME. besides isnt it supposed to be HOT CHICKS with douchebags? there not even hot trust me
Huge Ego. Huge Penis.
I be choking on his cack like err single day
Tay is a sweetheart to pretty girls, cant say the same about girls who are not as fortunate.
i think he’s a genuine guy
i hooked up with this kid…twice.
DUDE I BASICALLY SUCKS THIS GUYS DICK EVERYDAY HES AWESEOMEEE!!!! 8===D p.s. im a faggot
Don’t forget the mocking DB1. The endless mocking. The fact that nobody around him can admit he’s a douche is one of a true douchebag’s signifiers.
And WTF is this teenager doing with a Rover? Is he even legal to drive? Honestly.
okay enough with the motherfuckers using other peoples names on this shit. Just because your a pussy and cant show who you really are since you really are scared of taylor, dont go try hiding behind other people. bitch
Taylor is a little cocky and is materialistically spoiled in every way. He is an asshole and does have a plethora of slutty girls around San Diego. But if your friends with him you know he’s a softy at heart and is a friend who will always be there. <3
he needs a tan
Literally every single one of you are faggots for taking your time to talk shit about taylor. Sounds like you guys are a little jelous and have way to much time on your hands
^Well said, anonymous. You go boy.
O(rangina) stole that name from this site. And T-anything is bogus for a white guy. Unless it’s “T-Cell”, then it’s acceptable. If you are a doctor or HIV researcher.
Otherwise, fuck off. And send Olivia Newton-John her headband back.
^whos the virgin
Whoever put this up must have been denied by him or something, this picture is so old which means they must have lurked deep into his pictures. Taybaby is a sweetiee and is even cuter now then he was in this picture from back In the dayyys
How many of you think all the “T-Gay-Rant is the greatest” posts are really him trying to show how cool he is!!?? 🙂
And better yet, how many of you care?
This is a satirical site, stop taking yourselves so damn seriously!! Jeeze!
BTW, to give yourself a nickname is ultra-gay-douche!
I sucked his small dick at prom a while back. He burst out of his 2 inch dick in like three minutes…..
This is fine with me. But the comment above me. I didn’t go to prom last year so that didn’t happen.
Hey FAGGOTH Anons. I know you don’t think that T-Bag is a scrotewank or that he’s on the douchey path but I’ve got news. He’s wearing a fucking mandanna and he named his ride Rangina. That sounds like some scalp disease. And no, this bagling probably coudn’t eat pussy properly if his life depended on it. Go on back to Ebaums World. And may your fondest memories have the longevity of Saturday night’s drunken text messages.
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Also, T-Grant, I’m just gonna take that sunburst Les Paul and Marshall tube combo in the corner there. Since you only played it twice in three years after dad got it for your birthday. “It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll…”
prick.
You can always tell the depth of the douche by the loudness of the protests.
San Diego suburbanites, please. Take advantage of your parents’ wealth, go to school, walk over to the other side of the tracks and see how the other side lives, the real other side and not the one you hear in 50 cent albums, and you will soon see the light. This kid is pure douche in the making.
I have nothing but utter disdain for parents who would buy their child a car that costs more than some families make in a year. I have even greater acrimony for those same children, who pout and sulk that they didn’t get something nicer. And as I’m out in the sun, laboring behind a lawnmower in the yard of the house I purchased myself after being forced to do so since the tender age of 15, I’m thankful. I’m glad I had parents who didn’t think the sun rose and set on my ass, who didn’t think they owed me anything but what the law requires parents to provide their children, and that anything extra had to be earned. I’m glad than when I speak to clerks at counters I reflexively address them as “ma’am” or “sir”. I’m glad that I had to do without so many times that I eventually got tired of it and decided I’d figure out how to keep that from happening. I’m glad I came home from work exhausted and weeping after twelve hours of being tortured and called every name in he book by scumbags as I clawed my way up from the bottom of what was once a cutthroat industry, especially for women. My car is a little battle-weary, but I paid for it, every cent. I earned everything I have, and I still issued plenty of “thank you”s along the way. I can’t hate on this kid, but I pity him. He’ll never know what it’s like to feel the pleasure of real reward, of a job well done. When I was his age, I had no idea what that would mean, but someone at home always made sure to keep on me about it, and now I know. I wouldn’t trade that for a Maserati.
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P.S. The only thing worse than having no friends is having a bunch of chickenshit, two-faced traitors for friends. Mr. Grant, I suggest you find yourself some new friends. Because it seems most of yours are liars, and they’ll say to the whole world what they’re afraid to say to your face.
A Burberry choadling, he’s rocking Ed Hardy
He’s got both his ears pierced, this punk is retardy
The ride that he rolls in may be called the Rangina
But look down his pants and you’ll find a mangina
this kid should be driving a daewoosh, but, because he lives in england its hard to get all that upset. its easy for english people to seem gay and/or douchey….but they were born that way, so its ok.
Herman Blume said it best in his speech about what to do with these punk pieces of shit.
I find it very amusing when T-Bag’s “friends” come on here saying, “Yeah, he’s a giant douche, but not really” or better “he’s really sweet if you happen to be a pretty girl”. In fact, I find such drivel to be as amusing as T-Bag himself.
@deltus
Agreed. I love praise like, “He’s a great guy, except all those times when he acts like a complete prick, which is usually.”
I also love the excuse that this was a “punk rock” party. If this is how he dresses to be punk rock, then he’s an even bigger douche than we suspected.
I would just like to add that, far more pleasing than all T-bag’s teenage harem fan-club’s venom, was the one kid praising the heavens and thanking us for a tag well done. For in that gratitude we know, and they know, that there is hope yet for our race.
the intellectual qualities of this thread declined sharply and drastically once the teenage “haters” and defenders of this young lad got word of its post and flocked here to state their piece…I think i just hate all teens unless/until one goes through my thorough “you’re not a fucking moron” screening. Sorry to pre-judge you all, it’s just statistically reasonable to do so and you can’t argue with math.
AoD
9:42 pm May, 4 Anonymous said…
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okay enough with the motherfuckers using other peoples names on this shit. Just because your a pussy and cant show who you really are since you really are scared of taylor, dont go try hiding behind other people. bitch
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I love how Anonymous is calling out the bitches for not using their real names. I do love me some irony. I’ll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
haha this guys super tight. So tight he feels it necessary to defend his honor on HC with DB. What he fails to realize is the overwhelming evidence of douchebaggery, displayed by concerned individuals this bag may mistake as friends. By the power possed by Raw Dawg, i declare you Guilty of all 10 counts of Bag. I’m sure you wonder why “rangina” keeps getting her windows bashed in, and rocks dragged across her pretty paint.
@ Medusa 12:24 AM
I would swear I heard “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” while I was reading your post. Run for office, woman!
those chicks aren’t even hot in real life this is just a good picture i guess, but taylor is a douchebag in real life sooo it should definitely just be douchebags.com
You guys made my day by posting this… actually my entire year. The funny part about TGrant is that he made the Varsity basketball team only because his parents were fundraising and giving money to them. He sucks ass at basketball and he didn’t play at all and in practice the coach would flip a bitch on him about him sucking so bad. It was hilarious to watch, I assure you
dude I made up the name Rangina so anyone who is saying that he got it from a website is wrong
To those who ask the suburbanite kids who spend their parents money to walk on the other side of the tracks, why the hell would anybody want to do that? we are paying for your welfare, medicaid, and food stamps..You should be grateful
for the record, there are no intellectual qualities of this tag, so whoever is complaining that this thread digressed when people started defending t-grant should probably read a book, rather than this website
@ PS:
I don’t know if I’d ever take take credit for Rangina. You aren’t helping your cause.
As for the going to the other side of the tracks? I think you might have missed the point- that you haven’t done a day of real work in your life. If you had, you wouldn’t have such obvious disdain for those who do. As someone who worked to pay my own way through college, I can assure you I fought like hell to avoid the aforementioned government programs. You ask the majority of people on the site, and I suspect that they’ll say the same thing.
Once you’ve put in a little work and your balls have dropped, then come back to the site and put in your two cents. Until then, you will be mocked. This might be too late, but don’t be a douche.
people like him make me want to move to mexico
Probably Im guessing he’s some burnt out high school basketball player, who hasn’t worked a day in his life because he spends his time drinking keystone light while driving his expensive ass Range Rover, that his submissive father gave to him for getting a C average on his report card.
Class A MUTHA-FUKIN DOUCHE!
Have fun dropping outta community college and selling all your ed hardy shirts for cash”T-GRANT”.
tgrant catch my fade
-JStaxx
keep the douche up tay or whatever else your doing because you continue to pull while the shit talkers continue to play with themselves on fridays and saturday nights
Booger Mountain
This kid really isn’t that bad in real life. He looks absolutely nothing like the picture. This was definitely for a party a long time ago, and he is actually going to a respectable college, contrary to what some of you may think.
And the girls are pretty… I played volleyball with the one on the left. she looks much better in real life.
HCwDB… I love reading you. But themed party pictures really don’t count.
OLE MISS is not a respectable school
@PS,
Don’t make the assumption that just because somethiong was published by a publishing house makes it superior to UGC in all cases…but you’re young and youth festishizes the notion of legiality and officiality.
Have you red Man’s Search for Meaning recently?
AoD
Yup. PS just proved my assumption of well bred teenage douchbaggery. Has the world so handed to him on a silver platter, he just assumes everybody’s as lazy as he is and lives off food stamps.
Sorry choad. The rest of America works their asses off so you can drive your stupid Rover and play high school harem games while living off your parents’ welfare.
@K^
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I hope you’re right about T-Grant being an okay guy. Not everyone who rocks the douche style ends up riding it out to the bitter end. But, the PARTY THEME defense doesn’t carry much weight around here; too easy and too threadbare. Besides, if it really was a party, T-Grant looks way too comfortable in his “costume” to make the argument very convincing, that and a Blondie t-shirt and button down vest don’t really scream “Kappa Wooo Hott Party!!!” to me.
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Unless of course they aren’t wearing any underwear.
taylor is actually a really great guy, he has his moments but all around he’s really a great guy.
@awww taylor
then why did one of his friends pull a “Judas” on him and post him on a site where he’s labeled a douche and a tardling. Also for other people to ridicule him with harsh comments?
hahahahhahaaha T-Bagg, sucks bro
T-GRANT RULES!!!!!!!
taylor is a cutie
This kid is so gay. He thinks he’s cool with a dick in his mouth.