Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Star Blazer
My god… It’s full of choad….
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Does that say “Herpersistence?
“Hep-Cistence?”
Shouldn’t Ronnie Mund be hacking this guy up for kissing Bawf’s wife at the book signing ?
I think it says “Resistence”, as in “My venereal disease is resistance to penicillin”, but his spelling suffers from resistance to intelligence.
She should be a little more resistant to this choad.
Save yourself! Run for your life!
Where are these fucks coming from? This may be the worst (best) week ever.
She’s pointing out the vacuum of space.
Pardon me, I have to go yak up my lunch.
Hey…the HCWDB’s diet.
The tattoo starts on his back and wraps around to the front. It reads “Voltage = Current x Resistence” Spelling notwithstanding, he’s a big Ohm’s Law fan.
God she is hot. Skanky, but incredibly hot.
“Who needs self-subsistence?” Not you Ronnie, not you.
“Nonexistence” with a big arrow pointing down.
Is that a balrogon his side?
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His “persistence” in his “existence” is lowering my “resistance” ti violence. (I almost got it.)
Otto’s mind was drowning in the throes of hot, thick arousal – his thoughts seasoned with curious gender-confused elation, as the growing bulge in the crotch of his beloved ground mischievously into his hip.
@Vin,
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Are you saying that’s Beth Ostrichsky?
There is a gay porn star (whose name escapes me) who has gothic script writing above his “special happy good fun zone”, which this douche’s tatts instantly brought to mind. I leave it to the individual to infer what he or she will from that similarity.
pestilence?
@ Crucial
She is from Philly. This choad looks like he’s from some fucked up burgh out that way
Could this be from her pre-Queen Of All Media days ?
She looks like the valkyrie I expect to see waiting for me when I die.
You may be right. That could be Sal The Cockk Broker she’s making out with.
Meanwhile, is everything okay DarkSock?
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You mentioned an MRI in an earlier thread and something about Spinal Meningitis a few days ago. Can that be contracted through a horses butt? If so, I think a few of us here need to go get tested stat.
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Don’t die on us dude.
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But if’n you do, can I have your mescal stash?
Billions and billions of choad…
His tattoo reads: “My mom regrets my exsistence.” He never was the best speller, but his tattoo artist didn’t want to correct him. Obviously, this guy is okay with making body art mistakes.
This is a classic photo from a Douche Wedding.
Creature, you beat me to pestilence.
This ‘bag is more evidence of the lack of “existence” of a god.
Douche Wedding could be the follow up to the couples that stay together and marry after being on Is She Really Going Out With Him?
No, no, no
You can see the letters lift on the right. So they are pointing down at the start. The word is
“Impotence”
His doctor told him that and he is very proud to have his doctor’s esteem and be an impotent person!
@ Crucial:
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The MRI is because of persistance back pains. The doctor asked “Have you had any trauma to your spine in the last few months” and I said “Hmmm…nothing I can recall….”…
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Hence my Lortab prescription…sweet pellets of pain relief.
So…I guess every time you fellate Fish Slap you get a free star tattoo then?
Ancient Atroplotic Indian legends state that when the stars on his chest align they will signal the coming of the Douchity-Christ. He is like the Anti-Christ but smells more like Axe.
@ D Sock
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I had the disechtomy @ L4-L5 after a few of them MRI-y thingies. Changed my life, hence the candy dish brimming with Hydrocodon
I think it says “Pestilence”
In the proud tradition of Existentialists Jean Paul Sarte – who by the way said “Au revoir, Gopher – Simone de Beauvoir, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, and Albert Camus, this fucking douchebag’s tatt does in fact say “existence.” He is a philosophical sort and is trying to say that his existence requires a new category in order for him to be described in the modern day since there are no valid constructs in which he can accurately be placed…Capice?
Don’t know how to follow up that 2010 reference, db1, except to say I’m glad we’re not sending spaceships to other planets yet, because we really should get a handle on the Virus infection before we go to other planets.
…actually I believe Pfah was called to the great ‘Galactic Council Meeting of 2010’ somewhere in the Pleiades to seek a cure for our global outbreak of the Greico virus…but, the Leather Godesses of Phobos have taken him prisoner. Lucky bastard.
Well, at least I still have his mescal stash…
I’m going with “Past Tense”, as in “I had a good life, then I got these f*cking bozo tattoos”.
@DarkSock
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Try standing more erect when you’re working the horse. Keeps your discs aligned and reduces stress on the muscles.
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Or maybe lie on your back and have the horse mount you for a change.
I’m going with “Essence”. As in “Essence of Summer’s Eve”. Good choice of cologne in this mucky weather.
I’m going with “Influence”. As in “All that gay porn is definitely an influence on his wardrobe”. Good choice of colors in this mucky weather.
I’m going with “Incompetence”. As in…..Oh, to hell with it. Good choice of mock in this mucky weather.
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@ DarkSock 12:07
And now there’s proof that you DO walk on water. Try telling that one to Mrs. Sock, though…..
The tat continues around his back, and it says The Persistence of Memory He’s a big Dali fan.
I’m going with Anime-you’re doing it wrong…As in “You want another star? Really…that’ll be $2000 please…”
I can be persuaded to contribute to such fuckery…but for a price.
…Hey man, I got five kids to feed!
one of the four horsemen of the “Douchecopolis”
@ Darksock
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Maybe you should try one of these the next time of pretty little philly comes your way.
^ Hey fucktard, put in the link this time.
http://www.betterhealthinnovations.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/ez_mount_hang_dismount.jpg
“So beautiful…no words…should have sent a poet…Stackhouse.”
JCVD is on fire with the Wiki Weirdness as of late.
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@ DBHD You mean Filly? Or Philly? Honestly, I’d pee in the sandwich.
^ @ Medusa
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I judge no man by his choice of micturation media.
To be fair to the guy, his body art is only half finished. He’s still missing the centerpiece to this composition…
I see Mr. White beat me to the Dali ref, but mine was gonna be “The Persistence of Douchery.”
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Har dee har
JCVD beat me to the “Star Blazers” thread, but I’m willing to strap this rectal wart over the Wave-Motion Gun and open fire. Who will help me?
“incontinence” from the repeated anal rapes?
gg Darksock on that last link, that shit was WAY too funny.