Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Starblazer Says “Not So Fast, Shark!”
The Starblazer and his hottie Astra, say, “We’ll see you in the next Weekly, Sharkboy!”
The gauntlet has been thrown.
And by gauntlet, I mean ridiculously dainty wristdanna.
EDIT: Starblazer and Astra also wanted you to know that there’s an “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” marathon on MTV today from 3-6pm. Checkitout!
Siamese Duckface: Disturbing new 2010 trend.
Sweet precious Lord almighty! That is one bodacious body, gurl!! I want to take pictures of her from a safe distance while she jogs in the park and then take them home and sell them on the internet. Hypothetically, of course. Dayyyyumm!
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Sincerely,
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Eldrick C. Johnson
Downey Savings and Loan Association
Palm Springs Branch, 3rd Floor
Cubicle 5-B
Perhaps it’s her legs and that gentle transition into the sweep of her toot mufflers… I really can’t say for sure… but my pants are tightening around the lapular region.
I think that lace around her lower ass-cheek region was knitted from the extruded albino turds of angels. They eat a lot of fiber in heaven, ya know.
nothing says class like a 40 dollar white fucton. i’ve woke up after 4 month rum, meth, whiskey, pcp and crack benders in nicer places….
i know there was a recession, but the price of pussy couldn’t fall that much…
by the way, i just checked, pussy futures are hollowing out, its time to load up on puts.
@ Euripidouche
it’s obvious… fool spends all his dough on wardrobe… wel that & rhohipnol
@ Euripidouche:
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Time to buy stock in white paint, too.
Nothin’ says class like a hand on the ass when getting your picture taken.
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Man, has Jessica Simpson’s prospects fallen that much?
Nice to see him wearing his best jeans on his date with Asstra. Only the classiest for Starblazer. Maybe the Burger King requires reservations, huh?
Quite often I find myself dressed for work in my best pinpoint dress shirt, grey suit-vest, and ripped fuccen jeans. Furthermore, it’s not out of the ordinary that I start sweating up a storm, thusly tying a “do-rag” on my head, and a second (for backup) around my wrist to wipe my glistening brow. All the while, I’ve unbuttoned my shirt and rolled up my sleeves to increase airflow.
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I find nothing ou-of-the-ordinary in Starblazer’s manner of dress. What’s that, you say? The spiky bracelet? Well, I use mine to sharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga and punch binder-holes in my TPS reports…
^ “ouT-of-the-ordinary”
Floors, walls, a door, a douche, and a bleeth.
Minimalist Poo.
Shark Boy and Llama Girl
First look at this guy was like , “GAH ! Put a shirt on!”
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We deserved this.
The vest is classy.
Congrats on the new season, DB1.
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And by congrats, I mean the opposite of wristdanna.
Answer: Mandanna and wristdanna combo.
Question: What douchecessories does one need in order to land a fuccen blazing bleeth?
This photo enrages me more than I’d like to admit.
Answer: Starblazer.
Question: Who just got slapped in the face with a purple translucent strap-on jellydong?
GIVE ME SOME CHEEEK 2 BEBE!!!!
I have to admit I would be grabbin that azz too if I was in that picture. This doesn’t change the fact that we are still looking at a living cock ring named Starblazer. A vest, mandana, handana and kissy lips all in one picture. Dickblazer is another name for this tool.
I’ll take “Delicious Asses I’d Put My Hands On, Too, if Given the Chance” for $200 please, Alex:
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Answer: Whose left eyeball would you most like to urinate into after eating an entire plate full of asparagus?
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Question: Who is Starblazer?
I’m with mr. reeve, i’d be cuppin’ that can like a hot cup ‘o joe on a frosty autumn morning, given half the chance
Star Blazer 2: The Wrath of Cocck.
Dr. Bunsen,
Justin Bieber called, he wants his sack back. Prepare to die.
A kissy-face pout and a hand on the hott-ass is worth one-half a rump rout and a limp hand up that short-short white lace skirt topping the long, luscious legs of the blissful blonde.
Oh, and with a cherry on top.
I am left almost speechless at the mandanna/wristdanna double play. Just as the Doggie Bag had become extinct, this “‘Danna Double” sighting in 2010 is just as miraculous and rare.
Can we just merge this asshat with The Shark and call them ‘Shartblazer’?
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Seriously, Shithouse is going to be bored during his Douchies cakewalk if we don’t try something drastic.
I bet she poops rainbows. Nothing foul could possibly come out of an ass like that.
CAPTION: Elin continues Tiger’s punishment.