Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Raisin
The pec tatt reads:
Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of douche, I will fear no prune face; for thou art with me; My rod and my nads, they shrivel like roasted tacquitos. But do not judge me. For I had a long day at the office and am a tad constipated.
whoa a 7:02 AM post cryogenically frozen until ~ 9:00 PM?
this calls for a FIRST MUTHAFUCCKAZ!
Props to Steve L. for catching the accidental publish last night. He gets the first and only official props for a “FIRST” post.
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now back to the mocking…
-management
HOT CHICKS? This skankasauraus looks like she should be working as a receptionist for a primary care physician who’s main role is to tell drug reps that they can’t go back and see the doctor.
The hot is not, but kissy lip and wasted off Malibu Rum & coke face is douche worthy foo shoo.
Is that Jean Claude Van Douche? His career is really on the up and up.
Is that a Keltec 9mm semi-auto sticking out of her waistband? I was gonna say “notta hott”, but out of fear,
Babe, you are rocking hot!!
Poor George Lopez found out his stupid Mexican talk show was cancelled, got drunk on tequila boilermakers and fucked a crackhead.
why did i capitalize mexican
He’s either farting, or smelling a fart. Can’t decide which.
DB1, you’re obviously not fluent in Portugese. The tatt reads: This is my “taking it up the pooper and not getting a reach around” face.
@smackdouche
Maybe she’s one of those Israeli Defense Force hotts.
Tom Sizemore caught at an awkward moment when a fan tried to preform a reach around.
Tom Sizemore caught at an awkward moment when a fan tried to preform a reach around.
My bad to Amerigo – stupid computer
Vin thought to himself “Now why would they make anal suppositories lemon-flavored?”
@ Mr. White:
I’d seize their Gaza Strips.
@darsock
When the Israeli Defense Force hotts, wearing nothing but towels and automatic rifles, ask if you’d like to pee in their butts, the appropriate response is “Ma’am! Yes, ma’am!”
@darksock
I’d erect a settlement in their disputed areas.
I’d provide them with American missile technology.
As for the right Israeli Hott – I’d like to launch my scud missle at her landing strip.
Jeez, so I get to work, I Google Bill Hicks, and then I see this ass wipe. It’s gonna be a shitty day.
…er…no that isn’t me. And I nominate Shanna here for the Supreme Court…and by Supreme I mean I’d snorkel her taint with a 7-11 spoon-straw.
Googled Bill Hicks and this site doesn’t even come up in the first two pages. Jay Mohr or Darnell, you are even more pathetic than I thought.
There is a link to Bill Hicks on the left side of this page doofus. But some of you actually made some good points. Rather than idiotic one-liner comebacks like “shut up fag” and “fuck you”, many of the responses were much more thought out than I expected.
I won’t bug you guys anymore, and maybe I’ll even post a comment about one of the douchebags in a picture.
For now, I can’t think of anything as this current picture has killed my mind and soul.
His tatt reads, “I was a grape, but now I’m just a raisin in the sun.”
His tatt reads, “SPERM BANK: Night deposit slot.”
He says, “Oooooh, damn, girl, you been douchin’ again?”
She giggles. Summer’s Eve, extra vinegar.
We might be turning a corner if we see the choads beginning to be disgusted by their own poo smell.
are those IDF chix or just some girls at the YWHA?
Her: My ovaries just turned to prunes!
Him: My balls just turned to raisins!
i hope my newfound (albeit rudimentary) experience in time warping will become useful one day.
for now, i have to relieve my constipation. because this picture just gave me constipation.
see, now sh-t like this makes me question every nice looking woman i see. the trampy looking gingers i can understand being with douchelips, but seeing the mary annes confirm why i carry my own personal jr spy pap smear kit.
@Smackdouche 0740
Actually that is the tip of her cybernetic, petrol powered strap on. She’s hanging it out to cool down after running it at 110% for several frenetic minutes. Hence his face.
he must have caught a whiff of his personality