Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Tommy Bagling in Shop Class
But then, at the end of the semester, Tommy pulled the ceramic elephant’s trunk, but the lamp didn’t turn on. So he pretended he slept with numerous women in the greater Niagara Falls area.
Tommy’s mackage on the not-yet-legals continues in:
and
Do Us Forget About Him.
Must. Not. Want. Jail. Bait.
I’d like to show that little Laura Prepon hott my drillpress.
they may not be legal yet, but i think one of them is already pregnant.
i hope Tommy’s dad breaks his legs before writing out the cheques to pay for child support.
This is what I teach my teenage son not to be. It’s working so far but the douche has spread through his high school so I still fear and try to protect/teach him daily.
This kid has no hope and will probably turn up at my door step in his mid 30s to deliver me my pizza with his arms fully sleeved and giant fake bling in his ear. I blame his parents for letting him turn into a giant chode stain.
to quote an old song:
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“Your admirers in the street
Gotta hoot and stamp their feet
In the heat from your physique
As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers
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And I thought my heart would break
When you doubled up the stake
With your fingers all a shake
You could never tell a winner from a snake
But you always make easy money
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And I argued with the judge
But the bastard wouldn’t budge
Cuz they caught me in your pudge
And you never told me once that you were
a minor…”
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So, gentlemen – tread lightly on this picture…
at the end of the day, though, i sincerely hope that the lamp really didn’t turn on for Tommy so that his dad wouldn’t have to pay for child support.
it would still be highly gratifying to see his dad break his legs, however.
On a very special ABC AfterSchool Special we have the story of Billy Different and his quest to make it aboard the longer bus.
Poor bastard. How’s he gonna make the scissor sign when he loses those two fingers to the bandsaw while he’s posing for pics?
^ Oops.
Suddenly I have a taste for a pixie stick and Cap’n Crunch sandwich. With a side of jailbait..
3 breakfast club references in one post. DB1 is on his game today.
fatties need to hit the track
I love the Breakfast Club…well done.
Oh to be 15 again. If I could shed a few years, I’d definitely hit that young’un on the left. ANd remembering when I was 15, “hit that” meant carrying her books and calling her house only to hang up when her dad answered. Back in my day, that how we “hit that” and we liked it!
Hey, I’m not as young as my typing indicates.
Now get off my lawn you ankle biters!!
Mmmm. Such tasty little dumplings they is. If I had half the chance to corner one of them cuties in a dark corner, I’d insert my 403 Forbidden!
Request forbidden by administrative rules
and clean up the mess with club soda.
aww come on guys, he’s just a child. Is that what HCWDB has really come to? Has the net been so overtrolled that all that’s left are these dregs of mock? Is there not some other middleaged orange glo freak monster out there that is more deserving of your pointed commentary? For god sake! They’re just children! I give a notta for the harmless puberty-rage pursuit of high school ass.
excellent breakfast club reference.
No mercy for the ‘Baglings! They must be stopped while they are still young!
High School girls that know about the shocker. My favorite type of High School girls.
Absolutely no mercy for the baglings or their shit-for-brained parents. If you dont have enough presence of mind to know what your kid is doing (acting douchey) then its your fault that your kid is a douche, and you shall all be mocked.
Of course Tonguey McBuzzcut’s daddy probably has a closet full of Ed Hardy, runs with the goose, and lists Jersey Shore in his favorites on Facebook.
Stupid, worthless, no good, freeloadin’ son of a bitch, retarded know-it-all asshole jerk!
And that’s just what I say about Tommy Baglings’ parents.
And no, I didn’t forget ugly, lazy, *or* disrespectful.
This next generation of douchebags start around 13 these days. Even in my hometown I am moving to from Niagara in 6 weeks, my second cousins and nieces already have the kissylips and the Ed Hardy dudes on their Facebook profiles. Shaking hand signs and bottle service are starting early. No Mercy. Be thirsty my friends, the Crusade is long.
The shop class picture really serves to illustrate what power youth has, in that the girl in the front has quite a gunt going, but it’s not disgusting as it would be on a woman 10 years older.
Also I really would have liked to see a red cup in at least one of the pictures.
i can’t comment any further than this or my probation officer will make me go around to all of the blogs in the wordpress neighborhood and introduce myself.
I would sacrifice Tommy and his Eminem hair to the currently halled Pancakes Tasty Syrup Cutie
Must. Not. Want. Jail. Bait.
Ah, but within 4 years, they’ll be legal…
I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp?
No. You’re a genius because you can’t make a lamp.
“ButterSauce said…
aww come on guys, he’s just a child. Is that what HCWDB has really come to? ”
He’s wearing an earring.
He’s infected.
Have we really stooped so low as to target children? Even if they douchebags, I still feel its partially wrong. But then again, stopping the douche virus is not a task for the faint of heart…
It starts earlier than age 13. It starts way back in kindergarten or first grade. I think some of their teachers are also infected and passing it onto their students.
Chickie in the middle may already be carrying the next generation of hott-doucheosity in her rounded belly. Or just in need of some ACTIVIA.
It’s just a matter of time and they will go all douchey and pollute the earth in larger quantities, if we stop them now, and let them know how idiotic they are,they might think….oh wait, forget it. They’re tongues are hanging like a Ren and Stempy cartoon and there’s no hope.
That’s bullshit. It’s all part of his image.
Tommy is the kind of kid that gets his taint handed to him on a weekly basis by the starting defensive line. And he never seems to learn…
Nobody is above an ass whuppin.
Hmm definitely a chemistry class. But definitely a douche.
“aww come on guys, he’s just a child. Is that what HCWDB has really come to?”
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Wait a minute? So what is being said about the girls and what the other posters are emphatically denying they want to do to them (OK, one of them) is OK but taking the piss out of some kid ins a YSL hoody throwing a hand sign at the camera is wrong? Did I just walk through a mirror or something?
Nobody is above an ass whuppin.
kudos on the BC ref, DB1. I’ve never felt so old as the day I learned that my neighbor, who is a mere 4 years younger than I, had never seen what I consider to be one of the best non-action movies ever made and a staple of my youth.
I see GUNT – such a shame at a young age, must be all the shiat that kids are being fed at schools –