Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Breaking: Two People You’ve Never Heard of Broke Up
Because we here at HCwDB like to stay current with the always insightful pop culture blogs, some people you’ve never heard of broke up.
You know these two.
They once acted in something or other.
Or maybe they’re singers.
Or they were on that show about the thing with the thing.
And then they did that thing. With the thing. And it was entertaining. Or maybe it was ironic. But either way, it happened.
And then it was written about in In-Style Magazine in 2005. Or 2006.
I’m not really sure.
But then they dated that other person from that thing who was also famous for being in that event. And that’s why they’re famous.
And that’s why you should care that they broke up.
I’m so sad. She seems to be well put together though. He is in the closet. The closet of gay poo.
Sorry to hear it. As always you people find joy in the suffering of others. Human relationships are complex and deeply emotional and can cause long lasting pain.
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Wow, just wow.
Sweet tats, bro.
These two need to keep the chickens in the barn and start scrambling eggs.
Stacy discretely fill a cup with urine, prepatory to dousing this scrote in the face.
woops
DB1, we all go way back. I owe you from that thing with the guy in the place, and I’ll never forget it.
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw them break up at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it was kind of major.
My preference is that if these people must break up in a public way, it be in a defective space shuttle during re-entry.
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What? Too soon?
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Too late?
If these people must break up I prefer it be like my poo after eating too much cheese: With a wooden stick.
If these people must break up I prefer it be on a rocky shoal in rough seas, like The Ella Fitzgerald.
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Wait…or was it The Edmund Fitzgerald? Damn you Gordon Lightfoot and your delicious fish sticks.
Breaking up is hard to poo.
They were probably in some shitty vampire movie/TV show that nobody watches. One of those ones were there’s vampires and shit.
They were in Humpees From Hell VII. Not critically well recieved, to my immense surprise.
But then again, I still rate “Ass Attack” as the best movie ever made, so WTF do I know.
I saw them on some “entertainment news” show once. There were, like, lots of flashy on-screen graphics ‘n shit, and some lady with nice legs reporting some sort of updates to me. It must’ve been a big deal, or something.
Jorge Mendoza is their family doctor.
I have no opinion on these two. Never knew who she was and he was married to an idiot.
Slow day at HCWDB? A single band tat and a not so suckle thigh? I’m going to the gym. It’s like going to the zoo to see the animals up close.
I think she got tired of him making her perform fellacio in public.
A shame that she’s been hitting the bleeth pipe pretty hard.
I am sure one of the regs broke up with a horse once.
“Whinnies.”
Get some Saran Wrap, this douche needs a Cincinnati Steamer!
bk
-will refrain from asian-bride comments at this point
Is it too late to mock them for being a Never-Was couple? Seems much funnier than mocking them for being Never-Was individuals.
lachey bag
Wait, shouldn’t they break up in front of Jessica Simpson? I mean, like, jeesh.
Derek Jeter used her as a pine tar/jism rag years ago…She’s a Z-lister with more miles on her than a 1978 Aries K-car. And he has tits.
For those of you too young to remember Dodge and Chrysler’s turdbox specials.
http://www.kitfoster.com/images/2005-2-9_1985AiresWeb-Large.jpg
i’d still pee in her butt
they broke up because she didn’t want her head always in that position.
will news become so meta and so aggregated one day that journalism will no longer require attractive reporter chicks? i would not be surprised if that happens at the hands of the douchebags.
Having recalled that there was a full box of Eggo waffles in his freezer, Buffalo Beast hurridly fed the seals the remaining fish bits and left the water park.
@ Dr. L’s TC (retch!…ack!…URP!), 1:41
Schadenscrotefreude is beloved of ‘bag hunters.
Simpson’s Daisy Duke haunts Lachey’s dreams. She makes mine emissive.
the air mattress upon which she is sitting has a leak, the only thing keeping it inflated is that her vuvuzela has created a seal that bp engineers could learn a lot from.
when she stands up, and pulls the deflated portion of the air mattress from her baby chamber, it’s going to sound like a cathedral pipe organ playing the brown note all night long .
By the standards of people I’ve never heard of, I actually have some dim awareness of these dim people. So it could be worse
DB1-
I getcha, dude. It’s amazing how there’s this recycling. I borrowed a term from an old Genesis track from the early mid 70s – I call it
The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging.
Because it is.
My SO was addicted to the reality show when Nick Lashey was married to Daisy Duke, as the good doctor mentioned. The really funny thing was that he was the intelligent one.
the air mattress upon which she is sitting has a leak, the only thing keeping it inflated is that her vuvuzela has created a seal that bp engineers could learn a lot from.
when she stands up, and pulls the deflated portion of the air mattress from her baby chamber, it’s going to sound like a cathedral pipe organ playing the brown note all night long .
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