Thursday, June 3, 2010
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If there’s one thing Tony had learned in his years as a bouncer, it’s that there’s only way to remove an ass hickey. And it involves lemons.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Two Girls, One Choad – Tony is committing the cardinal sin of biting the butt that feeds him.
Not the usual way to check for a gas leak.
Having run out of ink, Tony decided that he’d use the “patterned bruising by biting” tattooing technique.
What’s with the purple bracelet, did he just get out of the hospital or something? Probably had an adverse reaction to the extract of horse testosterone he was taking. I’ll bet the girl is thinking “you can’t get herpes from an ass nibble, can you???”
Vh1’s new show, “what did she eat?” has yet to really catch on.
Elizabeth experiences instant evolution as she sprouts wings and attempts to free herself from the grasp Tony the Ass Biter.
Taking a hint from current events, Tony tried to cap Vicky’s explosive diarrhea with his tongue as a containment dome.
Still under the effects of the epidural, Shawna had no idea that Tony had attached himself to her ass.
Two Girls, One Cup XXVII was filming away quite smashingly until Marvin ditched the cup and cut straight to the oral receptacle scene.
Gattdammit Wheezer – you cunning little bastid!
With the tip of his tongue flickering like an epileptic rattlesnake, Herbert continued to coax the gerbil race onward towards the descending colon finish line.
“Honey, this pimple is much tougher to pop than I thought.”
Abby thought she was taking a dump. Little did she know she was giving birth to a doucebag.
Aloysius had a strange habit of gnawing at all the structural posts in a building until the figure of a semi-nude female was made manifest.
“I can’t believe I just sharted.”
Early adoptors for Eurosilicone’s new gluteal implants were saddened when they learned that the FDA was requiring more durability tests.
Captain Blue Balls made sure he always carried the figurehead from his pirate ship around like a cat holding its kitten by the scruff of its derriere.
Crimson Ted says, “Ur doin it rong.”
Waldo could barely contain his excitement as his blow-up, real doll reached full inflation.
Dr. Melvin Von Mudbiscuit kept the packed-ice in close proximity as he continued harvesting Shirley’s organs through her anus.
The irony of having drinks at the Tao of Poo was universally lost.
Grant felt exceptionally awkward each time he came back to the throat lozenge asshole-dispenser.
Even without the aid of his trusty air compressor, Stewart valiantly continued to power his lift until the last roof truss was set in place.
Bleeth’s ass leak continues to pump out an estimated 20,000 douches per day. Resulting oil spill causing unprecedented damage to Vegas’ fragile ecosystem.
As a skilled bassoonist, Bubba attempts to blow a lovely sonata in C minor, through Shirley’s rectum.
effing gross.
Agnes reached for the sky to summon all her energy before power crunching a thunderous expulsion of molten fecal matter into the anticipating mouth of her love.
Noted proctologist, Dr. Herman Sphincter attempts a rare poolside hemorrhoid removal.
The Food Network’s newest show, ” Guess What Was Scraped Off The Floor of This Dive “, had to be canceled due to the unfortunate incident where judge “Big Tony” Scarfolo suffered second degree burns about his face and neck from the flammable sharting produced from Contestant Cathy’s Kung Pow Kimchi.
Surprisingly hard to come up with a good caption for this photo, isn’t it?
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As a person who gets freaked out a bit if someone hands me a drink with their hands smearing the rim, let me just say I am totally absolutely freaked out by the still life of grimy infected glasses, cups, and ice bucket in the foreground. Sharing drinks and reaching into the ice bucket with your hands is a great way to ensure your return home from your “island adventure package tour” is followed up with a visit to the doctor a couple days later.
Officials from The Guiness Book of Records wait with baited breath, as Susie attempts to excrete an entire meal of enchaladas and tamales through Tommy’s waiting digestive tract.
“Hold still, I think I can get that last bit of dental floss you swallowed last night.”
“Waiter there are crabs in my clam!”
Results of Bobby’s attempt to stop Jenny’s explosive diarrhea, with his own version of “top kill’ seems more effective than BP’s.
“I’ll be damned, it only takes two licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll.”
Dr. Hyman Kapowski attempts to perform the world’s first anal abortion using only his wits and his teeth. Unfortunately, Stackhouse was still born. *rim shot*
Dr B, did you say stillborn?
WIN!
Always abreast of the latest colonoscopy techniques, Dr. Cornholio is able to perform one anywhere, anytime.
Casting call for Godfrey Daniels’ new movie: Pacific Rimjob
With one final grunt, Andrea’s oversized labia transfered the last wedge of lime from her vagina to her rectum then into Tony’s waiting mouth to complete the magic trick
Wow, Julianne Moore’s acting career really is in the crapper.
When did Dana Delaney turn bleeth? Who knew..?
Riiiiiiiccoooollaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
“Hello? …hello? Echo! ….echo!”
“Now batting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota.”
Doctor Tony is a known worldwide homopathic Guinea worm remover. Here he shows his specialty removing a worm from the ass of a stretchy gunt.
Tony just about completes full inflation of his new life -like inflatable bleeth.
As Tony giggled and bellowed “Blow all ballast tanks, dive, dive!” Vicky realized he had no idea of what she meant by “anal play”.
barista tony was experimenting with a double civet method coffee,whole green coffee beans were injested and shat by employee of the month cathy, tony would injest the beans without allowing them to air out, and they would go through him as civet 2…..
roast to just before the second crackle, grind and serve.
Much to the gathering crowd’s delight, everytime Tony gathered another purring blast of Vicky’s flattus into his lungs he would then raise up and recite SpongeBob quotes in a high reedy helium voice.
“POO-ROSCOPE…UP!!!”
Alice already felt her knotted and spastic colon relaxing as Tony Vincini, Starfish Whisperer, worked his craft.
Alice smiled, amazed at what some guys will pay to eat a PayDay bar out of her ass.
“Hold still, Honey; me ‘n th’ boys is outa minnows so we figger we’d switch to worms”.
Dingleberries: The Breakfast of Champions
Lance huffed and he puffed but Shirley remained a b-cup.
“HER-HOLE-LAH…CORN GOOOODNESS…”
Tony and Shirley learned a painful lesson, all too late, about the highly adhesive nature of Donkey Jizz.
Ass to mouth – you’re doing it wrong.
One word – Assmunch
Kegeling – you’re doing it wrong.
“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthole!”
I think this is the only time I wished a hottie would take a hot steaming dump
@DS 2:55 lol dude…you’re on fire today..no really you’re on fire.
Tony’s first day at the anal health screening clinic was going fantastic judging by the line of patients waiting at poolside. He is shown here performing a hemorrhoidectomy during his lunch break on Mrs. Stackhouse for free. Unfortunately, it still lived.
“Hey Hott, let me suck the man gravy my brah left in your ass last night…”
“One…last…drop…of…Goose…in…there…”
“Honestly, babe, this is how I floss using my fellow douche’s ass hair…”
Tony shows Alice his technique before he auditioned for a role in “The Human Centipede”…
Shooting for the 2010 US remake of The Human Centipede was going well, until an unfortunate accident involving two thirds of the starring cast saw actress Holly Veldigest overload her co-actor Mike “Biggun'” Bonehead’s oral cavity with the product of her lunchtime chili rampage.
Cop
Tara’s raised hand, pleading for a doctor, goes unanswered as the ass leech, or its Latin name “L.V. Palmsus Douchbagus Hirudo”, buries its proboscis deeper and deeper.
This BEGS for a limerick per se
A douche licks some ass, oy vey!
He found a ‘nuggat’
and he kinda dug it
Causing me to vomit all day
The Douche licked her ass in this pic
Which is making me kinda sick
But he scored a load
Which labels him a choad
And most of us would agree this is sick
The douche has tats on his arm
Which might suggest he came from a farm
But he has a purple band
Which signifies he packs sand
So don’t sweat where he came from, no harm.
The Bleeth stretches for the sky
But its his move that grabs my eye
How can a choad
Bite at her load
And not do her front, ‘the pie’?
At first, when Tony said he could suck 14 novelty drink glasses out of Maggie’s ass, no one believed him.
Crimson Ted’s ass-licking lessons finally pay off.
Tony the Tiger usually has a tiger in his tank, but this time it’s poop.
He’s up shit lick.
Rachel’s hemorrhoid cluster vaguely resembled the night janitor at the cannery.
constipation, it’s a hell of a malady
“Hey! I found Waldo! I think….does he look like a miniature Gary Coleman?”
“NOM NOM NOM’
*Spretch!”
“GROMMM-NOM-NOM”
*frepp-pap-pfhaff*
“YOMMNOMMOMMM”
“i only eat calafornia rolls wen it comes 2 sushi bcuz
thats how i fuckin roll lol”
^ holy shit there’s a way to stick pictures IN the threads?…. I done found a new toy…..hawt damn….
G @ 3:58 – The act you describe is called “felching”.
This is known as a “Cincinnati Blowfish”
😯
“The snozberries taste like snozberries. And asshole. Definitely some asshole in there, too…”