Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Rachel Orders a Pineapple Head
When Rachel finally managed to ditch her parents by the Siegfried & Roy exhibit, snuck out back by the pool area and asked for a “Pineapple Head” drink off the menu at the Sands, this wasn’t quite what she expected.
bewbs! and a porcudouche
I halfway expect to see SpongeBob waving at me from his gaped mouth…
Shudder to think where Patrick Starfish would wave at me from…
But you know where Mr. Krabs is on his body…
I bet she has a Sandy Squirrel living in that Bikini Bottom…
Why do all my posts end in three dots…
Flabby teens make angels cry.
LOLLERSKATES
Thanks to DarkSock, my typical afternoons watching SpongeBob Squarepants with my kids will take on an entirely new meaning.
SpoogeButt QueerPants…
Oh noes! Plastic man has gone douche?!?
Hey ‘Sock? I think PoWM might be looking for some of your, ahhhhh, “horse sense.”
I get it…sunken chest haha
she looks like she has a lot of frustraion to take out on me…
She looks more like she got a pineapple soda after she woke him up with a pineapple surprise. Look it up muthafuccas.
Rachel told Pineapple Head “I want a pot belly and blueberry pancakes!”
Rachel is halfway there.
i call notta douche, just a dumb fuckin haircut.
maybe a thief though, me thinks he stole those sunglasses from ponch, I saw ponch wearing those at a dress up CHP convention
I’m going with a Notta.
The Hott does have a good set of Pineapples.
@ Bunsen —
I looked it up. Hawaiian Alarm Clock. Har!
The new VP of douchbaggery for Dole has caused a precipitous drop in worldwide demand for the their tasty fruits. He has mad pineapple disease AKA DBE (Douche Bag Encephalopathy) which it is concerned will cross to bananas and mangoes. She would be a dead fish flabby bang but I would do her anyway.
Went to Lost Wages, and all she got for it was this rash.
This guy was killed later in the evening by a drunk wielding a bottle of Malibu rum and and empty coconut shell with little umbrellas in it.
Is that a shark tooth on his chain, or what’s left of his manhood?… Or is it a trendy way to carry around an Ed Hardy Condom?
I have racking my brain for the past few hours, and I simply can’t come up with a better insult than “Pineapple Head.”
She’s not super firm or anything, but cute enough with nice bewbs. His hair makes him choadscrote. He gets no notta from me.
Who lives with a pineapple in place of a head?
She’s not even good looking. He’s a complete scrote, not on par with the memorable Jed, but the nipple piercings and tropical disease on his head (and fucking pink sunglasses) certainly qualify him.
She’s not even good looking. He’s a complete scrote, not on par with the memorable Jed, but the nipple piercings and tropical disease on his head (and fucking pink sunglasses) certainly qualify him.
Oh Rachel. Your eyes and pout speak volumes. You don’t belong here and you know it. You belong on a meadow in the Sierra Nevadas somewhere with me, wrestling for who has to cook dinner before you make me surrender to your gentle but deadly boob brushes.
Call him “Pineapple Head” if you will, but I’ve seen that haircut on a macaroni penguin. Go look up your own damn links.
She’s pouting because he stole her pink rimmed shades.
Nice tits, but careful..she’ll kill you if she had to.
This chick is a butterface.