Wednesday, June 30, 2010
HCwDB of the Month on the Way Shortly…
Travel plans from West Coast to East have delayed your humble narrator tallying up the HCwDB of the Month this morning, but I should be getting to it shortly.
In the meantime, enjoy this extreme quality Young Laura San Giacomo type, and her boyfriend, Metrosexual Stupid Silk Rayon Shirt Wearing ‘Bag.
Or, as some refer to the category, “The Derek Jeter.”
Matching foreheads and bangs. How cute. If only his eyebrows were as pronounced as hers.
After pushing the Jeter Douche over the balcony, I would lay something on the Hotts widows peak.
It would be a very quick tea bag.
She’s holding up quite well considering the metal rod protruding from her ass.
Going from the top down……..
Wonderful eyes one could drown in
Warm smile on a sensual mouth
Nice firm arms with no hint of fat
Even firmer succulents
Oh lord, look at those hands, where’d she get those mitts from? Laying bricks?
I’m picking up a Rachel Weisz vibe. Maybe that’s grasping straws with the hope that some Egyptians show up and give this guy the Hom-Dai treatment.
What stage did this douche reached? is it just stage 1 (minimal spike hair, no smile, silk shirt)
We’ve got to be careful indeed and his should smile in the presence of Laura hott – but she wears a wedding ring: is there a wed couple leniency?
She is posing as if saying, “Yea, I knocked this bitch up”.
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Metro-sexual dipshits I HATE these guys. Any guy that takes longer than a chick in the morning to get ready should be shot… Seriously, I can make it to work in 14 min flat from dead sleep to walking in the door of my office hung over (or still drunk depending on how the night went), and I live 10 miles away from work. By the way, I’m not a slob. Properly shaved (face only no manscaping shit), nice shirt, slacks, and dress shoes. BE A FUCKING MAN ALREADY YOU LITTLE ASS WIPES!!!!!!!!
$20 says she could work a pint of man gravy out of me in 30 seconds flat with that hand.
I would lay next to her, one hand fondling her large breasts she hides under loose fitting clothes, the other grooming her bushy eyebrows.
he’s greasy for sure, but bag? meh
she is innocent looking in the ‘likes to get bent over the arm chair’ fashion
“There’ll be spandex jackets; one for everyone…
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What a beautiful world this will be… ”
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No, Fuck YOU, Mr. Fagen.
I have a pyramid in my lap. She makes me want to stick my staff of Osiris in her Nefertiti.
Purple isn’t just for Barney anymore….
The things I’d make her do to my starfish with that nose…
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And vica versa.
Oh, Laura San Giacomo. Completely under-rated and under-appreciated Hollywood uber-hott. The quantity of seed spilled in homage to you from this, your humble and adoring servant, would drown a hippo.
I love poo
Poo loves me
We’re a happy poo family
Let us always celebrate Laura San Giacomo’s glorious rack. I could have even gotten into her older, nerdy librarian look in that show “Saving Grace,” but from the 30 seconds I watched of one episode, I learned two things:
1. The show appears to be about some angel that comes and hangs out with Holly Hunter, which is f**king stupid. Don’t even talk to me about angels unless it’s Michael Landon in “Highway to Heaven.”
2. Holly Hunter, a.k.a., the really, really poor man’s Jodie Foster, now has a face that looks like an old baseball glove left out in the rain for three years. What a weenie shrinker.
his ass has been pegged more times than the light brite
of a poor kid with no other toys.
http://hewreck.com/paraguayan-model-larissa-riquelme-shows-how-to-hold-your-iphone-4/
^ nice photos. She is hot and so are those Paraguayan areolas.
I always felt bad for Laura San Giacomo. Just Shoot Me made me want to… well, shoot myself, I guess.
But seeing her and delicious looking giacomos seemed to make it okay for me to be watching that show at 11:30 at night. God I wish I were joking.
Also, nice pull on the Paraguayan iPhone holder. Put me down for two.
A flickering neanderthal consciousness behind those dead beady eyes. Above average slappability quotient. She has a shrine to Thomas Kincaid in her boudoir.
The older she gets, the more Laura San Giacomo’s starting to resemble Grandma Tracy from the Thunderbirds
Laura:
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Grandma Tracy:
@vin
I’d still bang her.
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Either of them.
Damn Vin, how the hell did you do that? Find the matching pics that is? Uncanny resemblance right down to the snot traugh.
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Derek Jeter shaves his chest but not his arms because he’s metrosexual that way.
Metro sexual means sexually confused in plain speak.They try awfully hard to be prettier than their girlfriends…
Why is this guy a bag?