Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Hot Chicks with Douchebags and Chipmunks

One of Roy Disney’s lesser known dream projects.

# posted by douchebag1
4:16 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

Damned Furries….hell who am I kidding…. I’d still fuck ’em both. And the girl also.

4:17 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

Three out of the four in this photo enjoy gnawing on wood.

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The fourth has a vagina.

4:18 pm June, 8 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

These indie rock bands just keep getting lamer.

4:20 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

Jason became increasing self-conscious as the ravenous fuckchucks hungrily eyed his man nipples and licked their razor sharp teeth.

4:20 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

Jason had a fetish for hairy beavers.

4:24 pm June, 8 mr.reeve said...

Nothing says “Westside” like wiggers and chimpmunks! Tube top hottie would be better off with the Chip or Dale at this point.

4:34 pm June, 8 Crucial Head said...

It took a few tries, but eventually Worf would nail the Vulcan hand sign.

4:35 pm June, 8 Crucial Head said...

Alvin was pissed his girlfriend didn’t warn him when Simon and Theodore stole into his bunk the night before and shaved off all his fur.

4:50 pm June, 8 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Actually, this is one of the funnier pictures that’s been on here in awhile.

4:50 pm June, 8 Victor von Douche said...

Nothing shows off your ubercool like making gang signs while standing next to disney mascots. This guy makes me want to start sharpening my shovel.

5:03 pm June, 8 Sweetcrackcook said...

Nice headband, cocksock..

5:20 pm June, 8 soy bomb said...

Every once in a while, a special douche comes around that gladdens my heart. ‘Chumley’ here is such a douche.

5:33 pm June, 8 Turdacious said...

Douchie Scissor Fingers

5:36 pm June, 8 Turdacious said...

I performed a double jack on these to chipmunks and now my fingers are stuck together.

5:37 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After he was diagnosed with adult retardation, Chumley’s mother Gwen finally got in touch with the Make A Wish foundation, here his dream came true. And douchebag with his mother or cougar. I like these stinking badgers though.

5:37 pm June, 8 Turdacious said...

spellcheck would not have caught that one…damn!!..2 chipmunks

5:43 pm June, 8 doucheywallnuts said...

If this foursome got down and dirty and crossbred we’d have Douchemonks and Chipbags.

5:49 pm June, 8 Wedgie said...

Showing Chip & Dale how many merit badges he has earned so far.

“And my next one is for felching”!

5:52 pm June, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Chip…Dale…Alvin….ALVIN….ALVINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

OH-KAAAAAYYYYY!!!

5:54 pm June, 8 Doucheasaurus Rex said...

Its nice to see mothers still taking their sons to Disney World. I would totally hit that BTW. The mom, and then Id bunch douchebag there for good measure

6:00 pm June, 8 Turdacious said...

How old are you billy?

I’m this much!

how old is that billy?

3

6:28 pm June, 8 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Chi, Chi, Chi, Chip N’ Dales Douchey Rangers.

Most people under the age of 24 will get this. Those of you unfamiliar with early 90’s cartoon classics…sorry.

7:02 pm June, 8 OMFUG said...

“Nice Marmots”

7:22 pm June, 8 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed he’s wearing a chick’s headband or whatever you wanna call that thing. No offense to the gays, but a dude who wears a headband like that is a total fag.

8:13 pm June, 8 Bag Margera said...

Harmless, married tourist from illinois bag.

8:53 pm June, 8 Douche Bauer said...

Well if you could arrange…to keep the change…for my kids…

9:02 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck off wordpress and gravatar. I only unplugged my computer.

Death to Justin Bieber.

9:14 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

test

10:06 pm June, 8 Stephanie said...

With his fingers he’s just showing what his IQ is

1:14 am June, 9 Euripidouche said...

i think this classic clip from johnny carson speaks to this better than i can

classic carson describes douchebags with chipmonks

4:11 am June, 9 G said...

Douchey, the 8th dwarf

4:49 am June, 9 scrotum pole said...

Seen here on vacation in Orlando, Young Rabbi Horowitz poses with his wife and his pair of trained attack badgers.

6:06 am June, 9 melvil duchi said...

rescue rump ranger

6:48 am June, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Roy’s wife was happy that he felt generous enough to treat his rabbi’s badgers to a Disney vacation this year.

7:08 am June, 9 Deltus said...

It’s not perfectly clear, but I think this hott is a lot hotter than she looks in this picture. Which makes a sweet hott like her being with choadscum like this even worse. Dude, you don’t douche it up at Disney!

8:03 am June, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Little did Daryl know that he would soon upset the delicate truce by starting a gang war between the 13th Street Cripmunks and the Watts Chipbloods.

11:17 am June, 9 lucious lupus john fears for his life and soul--redemption draweth nigh! said...

crap. i did a hand pose photo once. i am going to wind up on here, then i get to mock myself. crap.

11:45 am June, 9 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ Darksock 4:17

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Three out of the four in this photo spend their day swallowing nuts.

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The fourth has a vagina.

10:26 pm June, 9 Steve L. said...

there are reasons why the Alvin movies scored so badly with the critics. this is one of them.

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