Thursday, June 3, 2010
Lacrossebags At The Prom
No, Bryan and Pete, it doesn’t make you “quirky” and eccentric.
No, it doesn’t impress Kelly.
Now take that crap off, and good luck at U. Mass next year.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Nothing like a t-shirt over the tux shirt to proclaim one’s douche status.
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How long after this photo was taken did one or both of these trust fund dickwads date rape poor, hapless Kelly?
You know what’s really cool?
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Not these guys.
Josh and Todd, ever the gentlemen, carried Darla’s pole-mounted tit-mitts to her prom.
I have no idea what I just typed.
Josh and Todd posed for one last bittersweet graduation photo before going forth into the world as Professional Urinal Cake Retrieval Technicians.
Josh and Todd pose proudly with their new invention: the manual pole-mounted Sybian for $14.99
Kelly discovered later that evening that these two forwards are true to their positions, running with shorter sticks than the rest of the team.
Josh and Todd would soon find that due to logistical issues the sports world would have little use for their Protective Cup On A Stick invention.
Having finally overcome their acute scoliosis, Oliver and Beauford bravely removed their braces and hobbled to their prom.
Ahh the white frame sunglasses, they are to douches what cowboy hats are to bulldykes.
I always wondered if DB1 ever gets pissed when his characters names get changed up.
Darren and Todd donned their flak jackets, goggles, and equine prods, before taking their front row seat at the Mule Jizz-Milking Competition.
Say, that douchebag on the right, is he just too much of an ass hat to tuck his shirt in or is he sporting a codpiece?
Chad and Merf celebrate their promotion to Senior Executive Washroom Urinal Cake Replacers.
probably not, about now hes too fucking hammered, he barely gets the send key pushed
The Mario brothers finally caught that fuccen princess…in another castle my ass.
Gulliver and Willard were overjoyed when it failed to snow the day of their prom, but rather than take any chances, they brought their pointed snow shoes with them anyway.
Lance and Thadeus’ custom paddles showed that they were extremely well prepared for the fraternal right of male butt-bongo-fiesta later that evening.
Tanner and Elmore: Failed Toilet Plunger Idea #375.
Garth and Cornelius: Chimney Sweepers Union, Chapter 16.
Choad on the right looks like his bowtie should be spinning.
Later in the evening Bryan whispered into Pete’s ear, “I want to penetrate your tight crease with my stiff stick.”
Ignatius and Joey knew that as soon as the prom was over they’d have to rush to their job of scooping up used condoms from the love tunnel at the fair, lest the head carney dock their pay.
The Earl of Douchincourt and Little Lord Scroteleroy frolic at the ‘So you think you can powder nuts?’ show afterparty.
Octavius and Winfred ponder their future as butterfly collectors.
Tyrone and Nathaniel, of T&R Pest Control were called in to remove the rabbi’s badger which was found hiding under the buffet table.
HEY ALL YOU FUCK HEADS STOP PICKING ON THESE GUYS. THEY ARE REALLY JUST HAVING FUN AND LACROSSE PLAYERS CAN KICK ALL YA’LLS ASSES FROM HERE TO SUNDAY FUCK FACED COCK SUCKING NERDS!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Hey guys, what’s up. I’ve been gone for a few minutes. Did I miss anything???
FAILZACOPTRZZZZZ!!!!11!
Lacrosse players are gay. By the end of this evening after the little girls say no they will gang rape a black tranvestite hooker.
Too soon.
I don’t want to steal Db1’s thunder tomorrow but …
Nice ass on this gal. Really nice
Nice face and rack, too. Here’s where you find all of her photos
CLICK
Happy fwapping
Sarah Conner decides enough is enough and unleashes the T-2012Fwapperstoppers on Crucial Head for his blatant attempt at anon-impersonating.
Fucking djmick.com
Here’s the non-HTML Link:
http://www.djmick.co.uk/girls/sexy-bedroom-babe-pictures/
You gotta help yerself , sorry
This was on Barstool Sports two days ago. Weak. BUT I WOULD DEFINITELY GARGLE ME SOME LACROSSE BALLZ!!! OHHH YEAHHH!!!!
^^^speaking of stool.
Hey, Nik; watcha up to? Trolling Jay’s site for more content again? Beggars can’t be choosers.
On an unrelated note, is it unethical to hack into another dude’s comment and add disparaging text in all caps?
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just askin’……
I don’t think so. What th’ Hell? How did I…? Why does it smell like urine, the Kentucky Derby, and latex in here?
– Mr. Scrotato Head
@Nik,
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That’s why it’s called ‘baghunting. We scour the internet looking for pictures of douchebags with hot chicks and send them to Boss. I would wager the motherless goat you fuck every night, that 95% of the pictures on this site have been posted elsewhere in the vast ocean of the internets.
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Besides, it’s not like DB1 stole the entire idea for his website from from countless other pea-brained celebu-trash sites.
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What? Too soon?
Yo D’Sock,
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Can you fix my… errr that idiotic Anonymous post at 3:47pm too?
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What?
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I’m an Admin too?
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Brb…
Li Xian and Chuan Tsu pick just the right moment to introduce their pot stickers for motards.
Matt Stafford and young John Lennon brought their own whicker cockk ottomans just in case the party was a snoozer.
RE: Nik
It’s Hooman Lamas. She wears the pants, he takes the dildo up the ass, she changes his name.
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Hollywood
Try as they might, Chief Ruptured Polyp and Prances with Moose Knuckle were unable to snare young Kelly in their custom made anal hair dream catchers.
@Mutton Knuckle,
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Actually, the Boss gets most of his content sent to him by fans of the site. Can’t blame him if an occasional pick is submitted to and posted by another site.
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@Nik
If you had a dime for every time someone spotted content on your site that you’d unapologetically pulled from somewhere else your prollapsed rectum would be spilling over by now.
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Next time you’re on HCwDB trolling for content, keep your mouth shut, steal the links, and get the f*ck out.
hm i wonder is this what heaven looks like to douchebags? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6tvAWHwFo&feature=related
Pete, the team’s equipment manager and 4th-string middie, hoped that Bryan would make good on his promise. For keeping Bryan’s delicates fresh all season, Kelly was supposed to give him a hurried, awkward handie in the mop closet.
the tony montanas of the douchebag world?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCZGk8eCUk
@MILLS
I think it is what earth looks like to them except for the orange, swole, etc.
She is the young and untainted Lindsay Lohan.
They are Steve and Doug Butabi, who, themselves taints, will later taint her.
@ Sock
I’m impressed! Come to the dark side, we’ll make you Dirty Army strong!
Nik
My highschool had one of the top ten lacrosse teams in the nation. Out of grim necessity, I coined the term “lacrasshole.”
theres some real douchebags on twitter, i dont know if any of you guys have twitter? but some of the stuff people “tweet” its hilarious and so douchey (may i add that i only really started my twitter for work as a marketing tool but i have grown to like it now) like one douche “tweets” “i only eat calafornia rolls wen it comes 2 sushi bcuz thats how i fuckin roll lol ” honest to god i mean i just laughed because he was actually being serious i think, but to be honest these types of people are just funny and stupid really.
Kelly wears fishnet stockings for a reason.
Bryan’s little Blue Man on the Lacrosse net has plans.
meh. coupla Celtics fans, no doubt.
and they double as dog shit pick ups…..the mallets and the guys…..rim shot
this gaping asshole isn’t just going to fuck itself boys!
The Amyloidosis Foundation estimates that approximately 3,000 people are diagnosed with amyloidosis each year in North America and that blood cancers overall have increased more than 40% in the last decade.
Four boobs.
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Two orange.
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And two retarded.
Seriously, you’d think these jerkoffs would have a mother who’d say, “No, you’re not going to the prom looking like a douchebag.”
As an alumni from one of the top college lacrosse teams in the country…I am saddened to see that the lacrosse stick can be used as a douche accessory.
“LAXSTITUTES” or Lacrosse groupies to you slower thinking folk out there live in the wild suburbs and hot beds of hott like Long Island and MD. I started playing lacrosse not because it is a great game but also for the same reasons a kid learns to play guitar….because I thought it would get me some hott ass! And it did…thank you lacrosse!
Dont judge me.
As Jesus once said ” let thee who has done not to get the hott, cast the first can of axe body spray, and may it be the last! PU, this shit reeks!
and might I add I played with my lacrosse stick after looking at Kelly…Hall of hott nominee indeed
In the sleepy west ofthe woody east
is a valley called the Pioneer
we’re not just kids, to say the least
we got ideas to us that’s dear
like capitalist, like communist
like lots of things you’ve heard about
and redneckers they get us pissed
and stupid stuff it makes us shout
oh dance with me oh don’t be shy
oh kissme cunt and kiss me cock
oh kiss the world oh kiss the sky
oh kiss my ass oh let it rock
of the april birds and the may bee
oh baby
university
of massachusetts, please
and here’s the last five
it’s educational
it’s educational
it’s educational
it’s educational
it’s educational.
Bryan and Pete: Lacrosstitutes
^ Amy B @ 12:36 am ftw…amyloidosis….hoo boy, I’m giggling like Nik Ritchie at a weenie roast…
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What?
@ Scrotato Head:
The Wicker Cockk Ottomans are opening for Kings of Leon at Bonnaroo this summer actually
Hey guys look what I done learnt how to do….
MWU-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHH
@DarkSock,
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Thanks. Goodbye sober day…
@DarkSock,
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I have looked into the face of evil and it wears a felt cap with plastic ears.
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[Fills syringe with air, sticks needle in arm.]
@ Vin Douchal:
You’d think if the “sexy blonde bedroom babe” was that committed to taking pictures of herself, that she’d GET A BETTER FUCCEN CAMERA, FOR GOD’S SAKE. I’m just sayin’.
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@ Darksock:
There I was, enjoying pictures of a sexy blonde bedroom babe, and then I clicked back on my HCwDB tab, scrolled down, and… Whoops! No more boner! Little Dickie just ran away and hid for dear life! No fwappicopterz for me.
Re: Vin D.’s sexy blonde bedroom babe:
“Most likely to SUCCEED.”
Yes… yes, I bet she is most likely to suck seed.
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