Friday, June 18, 2010
Natalie's Eyes Could Fuse Carbon
Is Guess Jean-Jacket wearing, ear licking, pudwack, Todd, a douche? Perhaps.</p
But I post this pic for Leopard Print Natalie. Her sultry gaze warms the cockles of my hearth like a protonic nuclear electric nadsack Cambodian torture volt.
Natalie doesn’t like to use two syllable words and orders milkshakes for dinner, but I would find that adorable. I would gaze uponst her eyes, and then, later, after she has three wine coolers while listening to Rihanna, I’d awkwardly paw her bosom like a homeless man dumpster diving for pizza crust.
The cool thing is that Protonic Nuclear Electric Nadsack Cambodian Torture Volt are opening for The Whiskey Shits in Biloxie this weekend.
Her eyes tell me that, yes, indeed, she would ignore me until a restraining order was warranted.
I want to motorboat Natalie’s knockers.
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Just for fun.
He’s not going in making a move, he’s passing out because Diego Maradona behind him just let go a chili fart that sounded like a vuvuzela .
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The bummin’ chick on the left has also begun to reel but Leopard Print Natalie has done so much blow tonight she’s impervious
Natalie’s BFF: Heeeshmi guy. He’sh f*ckin…f*ckin awsuuuuuuummmmmm. Yesh he izzzzzzzzzz. An Nati, gawd Nati is the bestshesthebestthebestfriendintheworld. In. The. WORLD. Mutherf*cker. I. I. I luv her, she’s just the best. Anyouknowwhut? They luv metooooo. ‘N they would never, ever, evereverevereverever cheat on me b’cuz they love me too.
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Blaaaaach! Chakkkkk! Glaarfff! AAAAAKAKAKAK! P’tuuu. They f*ckin….p’too…p’too…f*ckin love me.
Natalie’s website says she provides:
GFE, PSE, BBBJCIM, Russian, Pearls, DATY, Golden Showers, Roleplaying, MPOS, BDSM, Tour the Greek Isles.
Natalie’s friend’s eyes could fail the “E” section of the vision test.
Enjoy the ass pear, fellow ‘hunters/’huntresses! I’m off on a couple of errands and then work…..save me a few looks (and fwaps)!
@ Wheezer
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Your special “douche recall” is requested in the Forum in the “Feedback for the site…” section.
Stunner.
A newly slimmed down K-Fed still finds it hard to impress the ladies with Popozao even after most of them thought he was dead.
Her stare better generate a pressure of greater than 10 GPa at a temperature of greater than 4000 K for her turn turn that lump of shit in front of her into a diamond.
I think Natalie’s friend is so waisted that she’s already barfed all over herself. Look at her shirt and face.
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BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Usually leopard print is auto-bleeth in my book, but I’ll make an exception here. Boooooobies….
Natalie is one of those girls who might not have a brain in her head, but she’s well aware that she has every man’s attention in the room. I’d stalk her like celery.
Natalie, ooh lass lassie.
Blueshirt, oops, pass passy.
Todd-Lip, tongue-lash lashy.
If Natalie’s eyes fuse carbon, then her boobies pasteurize milk.
^Pasteurize Milk… LMAO
Natalie personifies the old saying, “hurtin’ for a squirtin’.” Sorry, nothing to coy, ironic or whimsical about it. I’d impregnate her.
Natalie’s friend looks like an easier option. I love the way she is holding that glass.
“Hi Natalie’s friend. Have we met before?…”
Natalie’s eyes can turn my cockk permanently into carbon nanotube. that way i won’t need Viagara even if i’m as old as Hugh Hefner.
Natalie’s friend looks like an easier option. I love the way she is holding that glass.
“Hi Natalie’s friend. Have we met before?…”
She has that same look that Deathtongue’s girl had…
I’m a fan of both girls…mmm. Fusing carbon…
Those scheming ,cunning eyes are the eyes of a lying, theiving, no good troublemaker. I would know.
Kelsey on the left is Todd’s fiance- He is so smitten by Natalie that he could not control himself. Natalie smiles and places another notch in her stilletto-she knows her power and uses it save women from long term committment to douches- Natalie would look wonderful in a Wonder Woman costume
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