Reader Mail: The Miami Choad Machine
(Warning: Minimal Hott Counterbalance to Extreme Dancing Douche)
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Hey DB1 all the way from Sydney.
Long time follower, first time submitter… Here’s a gem/pile of excrement from the WMC 2010 held in Miami every year… he shoots.. he scores at 12seconds… scores what i’m not sure but i was transfixed.. Douche frolicking takes many forms.. all of which are worthy of mock..
Love,
Totes DeBag
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Yikes.
Good catch on the “He Shoots, He Scores” move at :12, T.D. That may be the rankest, foulest ‘bag maneuver I’ve seen in a YouTube clip since the Guido Hair Spike Lesson.
On the flip side, the disinterested ladies wandering through the frame implies the ladies are learning to shun the douche through vag avoidance, which is a great sign. As I have repeatedly argued, it is only when Hot Chick shuns ‘Bag, that we can turn the tide in the war on scrotepud and liberation of the boobies.
Nothing an RPG couldn’t fix.
I think the Utah Jazz drafted that guy last night.
I couldn’t watch. The still image in the video frame was enough to make me wretch. I mean, really: Red Hat Tilt Guy is churning butter or cake mix…..?
@ Sweaty, narcissistic slimy shirtless dancing dude
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Trying to hard. Have a bottle of water, hang around the men’s room and you’ll find a new BFF
This video just ruined my day.
If I could go back 1700 yrs I would advice Alaric and Atilla to finish the fucking Romans off completely to insure their descendants don’t become this pile of shit.
And here I thought I could make it until noon without fuccen up my sobriety…
It’s like flies on roadkill. The first fly there doesn’t have to tell the other flies that dinner’s served. They just sorta show up all on their own.
Goodbye Sober Day.
These guys are gayer than the Streem Master Anal Douching System®. On which they chipped in together to purchase.
These guys are gayer than a butt plug made out of Liberace’s Femur.
That last pelvic thrust made me lose my lunch
Wow DB1… you better have some sexcellent pear shots for us today for posting that train wreck of a video. Horrendous.
These guys are gayer than Paul Lynde’s argyle sock collection.
these guys are gayer than tony curtis eating a creme filled eclair
these guys are gayer than clay aiken watching logo tv in a room full of parakeets
these guys are gayer than weng weng rubbing pfah’s bald head with extra virgin olive oil
(weng weng)
These guys are gayer than Jim J. Bullock nibbling Dom DeLouise’s belly cheese.
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Nice to see you again bcs!
We are not them!
How do I wash loogie off my screen?
These guys are gayer than Al Gore tongue kissing his masseuse.
these guys are gayer than semen flavored anal lube
These guys are gayer than Richard Simmons having sex with a unicorn at the base of a rainbow.
These guys are gayer than Ryan Seacrest talking.
^Okay, not quite that gay…
These guys are gayer than Brian Boitano doing…well pretty much anything.
These guys are gayer than Rip Taylor throwing dildos.
when Sydney is required to bring attention to the douchebaggery of Miami, there is no hope for Miami.
This is gayer than a leap frogging competition at Fire Island.
I’m from Australia & that is damn embarrassing..
Those guys are gayer than Barney Frank in Richard Simmons’ shorts and wifebeater.
@MsMon – relax, its from Miami. The good folk at Cronulla know how to deal with these sorts of problems.
WTF? There are medications to help prolonged seizures of this type. One medication I can think of quickly: birth control, 20 years ago
i think if these young men shopped online at “slick it up” they might have better results in achieving whatever it is they are trying to achieve.
note: do not google, you are not manly enough to handle it.
i love the dance moves on the guy in the red cap. he actually does a hoop shot, then an underhanded back pass of the basketball–nice! but the sad thing is, the only way the rest of his moves would make sense is if he were tripping out on e or a. so if he is drunk or sober, i would say that he should invest in the danny artello school of disco betamax video series and get some better ass crap, oh and get a nice suit from “slick it up”.
@ darksock, nothing is gayer than paul lynde’s argyle sock collection, (except a butt plug made out of liberace’s femur–now that is gay, or maybe it is just kinky–but paul lynde’s argyle sock collection is definitely gayer than these guys)
Sorry, what? I was busy scraping out my reproductive organs with a spoon.