Reader Mail: The Situation
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DB1,
Attached find a pic of “The Situation” from Jersey Shore.
While reading an otherwise enlightening news story, this ass hat with his Hollywood (married?) hott appeared out of nowhere as an advert for the Washington Post. The news has been good from the front, but relying on this idiot to sell papers is enough to make a man start pounding malt liquor at 10 am.
And as much as the situation makes me want to slip into a fortified alcohol funk, I just can’t do it. For the Germans shall surely come storming and the Republic must survive. So DB1, perhaps you’ll post this pic and remind us who the real enemy is while we wait for some Friday pear and I’ll keep the Maginot Line fuccen strong and post some snipers on high alert for any roving Eurobag.
Field Marshal Phillipe Petaint
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Good catch, FMPP. The Jersey Shore douchebags have reached a higher level of awareness than any of our HCwDB legends of scrote, but I would remind all that mocking douchebags on the other MTV show (the show that came first) is far more rewarding.
And by rewarding, I mean helps the DB1 pay for extra bottles of Mogen David quality fortified wine.
Right about now, somebody is damn disgusted about buyin’ her that diamond ring…
I wish I had a magic wand that would make dicks explode. Yeahhh. not mine though. it’d need a failsafe.
i’m babbling
The Shituation
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That can’t possibly be original.
Lets elaborate on what the situation is.
Three factors are involved when this worthless piece of human trash is involved:
1) He exists
2) Some genius at MTV decided to film and show he and his cronies
3) There are idiots that watch it and drive the ratings
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This is why people like me are not programing executives, upon first sight I would have had security guards in my building pummel this guy into unrecognizable hamburg. They turn him into gold. Go figure
I got nothing!, sorry..I thought i had something then poof it was gone.
Marsha Brady has aged well.
Thats Lauren Conrad
She is now very filthy and not in a good way
http://photos.posh24.com/p/70478/lst/lauren_conrad/lauren_conrad_and_kanye_west_are_big_fans_of_sweden.jpg
but id still hump her like a morman mainlining viagra
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/07/lauren-conrad-bikini.jpg
Naming yourself “The Situation” epitomizes douchebaggery, especially when you have absolutely nothing else going for you.
Yeah, she’s quite doable, you’d just want to boil your nethers in bleach afterwards.
This doucheclown would go down with one solid lower uppercut punch to the diaphragm, I swear.
Ms. Conrad is, indeed, delicious. I’d definitely let her give me a tug, as long as it’s with her other hand, though…
Huge crush here on Lauren Conrad. Still not enough to motivate me to watch The HIlls. That’s why Google exists.
HTML Lauren test ?
Wow ^ That was weird .Try again
She puts a stiff wind in my sails…
http://auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lauren-conrad.jpg
Dammit, Darksock, I’m getting closer
Yeah!
(Looks like Darksock & Vin have figured out something cool that we haven’t learned yet.)
He is in love with his abs more than chicks. Guido.
Why do those douches go to all that trouble having all their torso and groin hair removed but miss the arm pits? If they leave the armpit hair does that make them manly?
I’m going to learn that fuccen trick, damn it!
is it too much to ask for, in this once almost great nation of ours, that a woman would take it upon herself, to perform a duty of national imperative, and castrate this douche with a sharpened surgical steel eyelash curler, specifically fashioned for this occasion?
is feminism dead?
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….and Ed Hardy underpants to top it all off. Gurrrgh.
@ Bagnonymous
Yeah but in deference to Db1 , I ain’t talking.
This blog could easily spin out of control and lose it’s “R” rating if we went willy nilly into posting photos.
Why is his name the situation? I mean does he actually call himself that or did MTV make it up for some stupid reason… I don’t understand, not that I really want to.
I’ll post some willy nilly photos.
Like fer instance if I asked , “Would you rather see Kelly Ripa’s hot MILF abs or her squatting camel toe?” you’d have the option to click or not.
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You may not like her or women her age or just may not be interested. No prob
But on the other hand, I could just say BAM! and there she is at the garage door :
@ Vin Douchal
Yea just clicking on links is fine, but when you can figure out “scratch and sniff posting” let me know first
Id like to hear that a horse peed in this guy once
darksock “tm”
I have opened a Pandora’s Box….
I thought this chick is Carmen Electra
@ Vin D:
Actually, what I’d really like to see is a “MUTE” button for Kelly Ripa. I mean, she’s one rock-hard tight spinner milf if I’ve ever seen one, but DAYUM she’d be even hotter if I didn’t have to hear her voice. (see also: Heidi Klum)
@Et Tu Douche
Nope, unless she had a breast reduction
so by touching his abs, is she giving him an std, or is he transmitting one to her
Let me sign in WordPress! Please?
Oh.. Never mind. My cell’s internet is just acting weird I guess.
looks like the situations’ situation has a situation…
The situation is, the brain does not process common commands such as breathing through his nose
the situation is, it smells like someone forgot to wipe thoroughly
The situation is, Kelly Ripa has better abs then the sitchiation
If the situation ever hurts his back from trying to blow himself, the situation will get dire for his abs
so have all the employees of the Washington Post been placed on the no-fly terrorist list yet? i know for a fact that the Washington Post had just been listed in the Axis of Evil.
The Shituation
^thread read fail, Sock thought, as he echoed D Houser’s shituation intonation from inebriation.
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