Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Sinbag Fails the Seven Seas
Arrrr!!! Ye matey is a douche!!!
Get thy bar wenches away from this scurvy dog, arrr!!!!
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Is he eating a bar of soap? Douche, you’re doing it wrong.
That hott on the right can sit on my lap anytime.
My face too.
His. Hands. Are. Not. On. The. Hotts? WTF?????
…so that’s where plinky has been hiding…in her bikini…
I would eat tandoori paste on a 110 degree day to have them escape on my dinghy.
“No Mildred.”
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“I didn’t say ‘pussy’.”
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“I said ‘sleeve’!”
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“You wear your heart on your sleeve.”
Parlay?
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Parlay me arse!
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Yaarrrrr!!!
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This be Cap’n Blue Balls… and these two wenches are me beard so me deck hands don’t smell the queer bait I packed in me peg leg, mate.
He’s biting a very small pillow. Take from that what you will.
Inbred nitwit. Combo that tatt sleeve with the dull stare and we got us a zombie.
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Hide your brains, he’s getting hungry and that bar of Lava he’s about to taste is just going to make him edgy.
Too self important to recognize that his second mates are having more fun without him. Now that’s a douche.
After a young woman has had three of four kids out of wedlock – even if she’s only in her early 20s like the bleeth in the peach bikini – she should not be permitted to wear a two-piece bathing suit of any kind, especially a string bikini like this tubbo is wearing. And please, all fat ladies out there lose the bad navel jewelry especially when you a sporting a world-class gunt.
Yeah, I’d give hott on the right all my guineas, doubloons and pieces of eight.
Wut hes chewing on looks like a box of matches to me!
Question: Why in Sam Hill wuld someone chew on matches?
Answer: Douche drank too much of tat trendy Ed Hardy beer and is trying to breathe fire like a dragon. Silly douchebagger!
i’d go israeli camando on those flotillas…orange would work the day shift and rainbow would work the night at my gaza strip club.
right hot’s little mermaid is trying to make an appearance, i see you down there, you know i do!
this pic would only be a disgrace if orange small tops gunt was in it….no man here, and i’m doubting any of the women, would kick her out of bed.
“the lenny” lives!!!
@ Euripidouche–You’re right. I wouldn’t. Fat chicks try harder. I’d make her paint the walls with her squirt. And then I’d work on her little friend there.
In what world would peach bikini be considered fat?
Honestly, I think you should all be honored to lay eyes on her. I doubt any of you have even come CLOSE to getting with a girl who looks half as good as she does.
While we’re mocking on these Waterworld rejects lets take a moment to reflect on the passing of the great Dennis Hopper – perhaps the most insane character actor of all time and a guy who would absolutely never take any sh!t for any of these twerps.
“Heineken? F#ck that sh!t. PABST! BLUE RIBBON!!!!”
Gunt notwithstanding, she at center is a healthy and refreshing glass of orange juicy.
@Ash: Agreed. I would have sexual intercourse with peach bikini. I would also have sexual intercourse with the other gal, who apparently is a big Deadmau5 fan. As for the douche, I would take a 9 iron dipped in HIV and f*cking bash his head in.
Sinbag toots his harmonica to call for inspection, as the two Bleethettes comply by raising their arms for cootie-check.
A backwards cap, a vacant stare with eyes that seem slightly lazy, a tat-sleeve, outlet mall jewelry, and an atrociously crass swimsuit, and biting what looks like a bottle of medicine (probably caught Montezuma’s revenge on this trip) lead me to the inevitable conclusion that this chap is a certified turbo douche.
Is it Vagintine’s Day already?
Fat? I don’t think so; not even by Somalian standards.
A pooch ain’t a gunt either; jeez. I fear some of you have been brainwashed into accepting antler bags with bolt-on cans and court ordered ankle bracelets as the néw Hawtness.
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Eh whatever; I’ll leave those stick worshippers among us to fwapping themselves raw over Ann Coultier photos; I have several maps of the Aluetian Islands to make on those almond shaped girl tummies.
@Dark Sock
Most girls would suck my right nut for a gunt like Peachey’ which is still a nice view. They get all Burka’d up to go to the beach with Spanx on that.
Peachy would ride twice wild as Mr. ABdul on right.
Arrrr! Yon wenches shiver me timbers and hoist me mainsail!
“If vaginal nonsense be something ye wish,
Drop on me dickk and flop like a fish”
@DarkSock Thank you.
Upon further creeping, I’ve decided that peach is either in the early stages of pregnancy, or is just in an awkward position (most people have a tummy when they sit down). The tiny bit “fat” everyone has been pointing out seems out of place, especially because the rest of her is quite thin.
Pregnant or not, she still looks fantastic. Good day!
If she were pregnant, I’d still do her, and hope to get a handjob two-fer from the fetus.
Okay, yeah, that went too far. It was wrong, and I apologize. Sorry everyone.
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