Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Sophie's Bad Choice
Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history:
The Holocaust and this.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Gaybag.
maybe we should show compassion to those with brain injuries.
Where is the hot chick? Is she well hidden in that shirt? If I stare at the shirt a little crossed eyed does she pop out?
Normally, I’d need 3 douche indicators in order to label some one a ‘bag. But if the subject is exhibiting one of 3 characteristics, it’s an autodouche. Those 3 are: 1 – Wearing Ed Hardy or Affliction garb 2 – Any sort of reveal (ab, groin shave, etc) 3 – Wearing sunglasses indoors or at night.
To break it down mathmatically:
Sunglasses + Indoors = autodouche
“Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history“…
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Ummm, death of denim shorts in the 80’s?
Multiple choice. What can’t be found in this picture?
a) Cleavite
b) Boobies
c) Hot Chick
d) All of the above
The Holocaust is a distant second to this.
I would comb her eyebrows as a form of foreplay. I’m hoping it would distract her from the fact that I’d be discreetly humping her thigh whilst doing so.
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She might not be a “hot chick” on the level of a Real Doll, but she appears to be–in fact–real. …And attractive enough to sack, so let’s not get too bent out of shape over her.
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Speaking of “bent out of shape”, I’d like to make his spine such.
Darksock, what are you talking about? Them’s my attire for casual Fridays. He looks like a douched up Adam Richman from Man v. Food.
The space between her eyes is so wide she doesn’t have depth perception.
The space between her eyes is so wide she rents it out to billboard companies.
i’d merrily streep her
She looks like a girl in this comp lit class I took. I really hope it’s not!!
The space between her eyes is so wide you can never be sure if she’s winking or blinking.
The space between her eyes is so wide the Air Force keeps her on the Reserves payroll in case they need an emergency landing strip.
I have a general belief that if a girl wears hoop earrings, she generally knows what’s up and is making an honest effort to appear sexually attractive. I tip my penis to you, Sophie.
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That being said… I’d look her in the eye and tell her that I love her. And then I’d turn to the side, look her in the other eye, and repeat what I’d just said.
6 million Jews died, so that he could dress like a gay pirate.
With a little eyebrow maintenance and a trip to the hair salon, she’d look just like my latest HGTV crush, Sabrina Soto.
Try that again?
^Ah yes.. I do speak-a the html.
I think she’s cute.
Nearby a brightly colored Robin sang out with glee from its perch amongst a cluster of willow trees which rose from the fertile soils of the coastal meadow. A solitary eagle, its golden feathers warmed by the soft glow of the springtime sun, fed wriggling worms to her chicks that were nestled safely in the furthest reaches of a neighboring pine. In the distance, there was a low rumbling and a thunderous crash of the mighty Pacific upon stones that were hewn by Mother Nature over millions of years.
… and yet none of this registered in Ernie’s stroke-adled mind as his nurse wheeled him outside for his daily dose of UV rays.
Dear Hunters, I have finally upgraded in the world and have bought a lovely new laptop. As soon as I have finished setting it up, prepare for even more trolling from yours truly!
Also, Sophie is cute, we shouldn’t give her a hard time!
Her jaw is so narrow, she could stab this douchebag with her chin.
@ Bagnonymous
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Agreed…. I’m kinda digging Constance Ramos , too
Hey, get off Sophie’s shit. This is the picture she’s going to take to the judge so that she can get a suspended sentence and community service for running over this douche.
I love it when the photo is so dark that the top of his mandana appears to be the very crest of his skull.
And I always remember that dark glasses indicate “shit up to here” status for anyone wearing them indoors.
It may take an enemabag to clean out all that douchery.
@ Crucial: Funny, funny stuff sir.
it takes a real douchebag to be equated with the Holocaust.
Most women with stupid men – that is, most women – don’t get their men are stupid looking and stupid being.
And that is the most obvious thing ever written.