Wednesday, July 28, 2010
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And suddenly Suzanne understood how “Lake Herpasaurus” got its name.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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FIRE!
AIM AGAIN!
Run! Run! As fast as you can!
But you can’t catch me!
I’m the unleavened wad of amateur stripper!
“Somewhere amongst this giggle gaggle of hearty jigglers Spring Breaking from U. of Georgia is a pink-flotation device wearing douchebag.
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Look closely. Can you find him?”
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Hmmmmm…..I think we all know why the Boss writes these things instead of me.
The pilot smiled as he fired up the F-18’s engines, knowing that this would be his quickest and most memorable combat kill.
Ginger never considered the alternate meanings for “heartfelt”.
(Hopes Dicy notices the school I used.)
Tony knew that tapping a 5, a 2 and three 1s was not the same as hitting a 10, but that’s not how he told the story.
Cindy hoped the hearts-on-nips look would attract attention away from her triple-jointed left leg.
If you’re the fattest one of your friends wouldn’t you wear more clothes, Lady Gaga wouldn’t even wear that to Target.
Melanie demonstrates the correct way to hold your iPhone 4 for perfect reception.
Raul knew exactly what to wear to his/her post-op ‘coming out’ party: that cute new teal bikini.
Gretchen thought it would be funny to sunblock her entire body except two heart-shaped areas around her nipples.
MARSHALL, Mich. (AP): The oil slick floating down the Kalamazoo River toward Lake Michigan is discovered to be much more toxic than originally thought.
While Luanne knows that hot chicks always have an ugly friend on hand, she hasn’t yet realized who holds that position in her circle of friends.
Suzanne was so excited to have found enough Cherry Red #13 to paint her gigantic nipples, she didn’t even notice that her baby was coming out feet-first.
Holy shittles, whose disembodied foot is the topless chick sitting on?
Mike was criticized for being hypocritical for his “Safety First” approach as he wore water wings while going 40 mph through the no wake zone.
Good gravy. I never wanted chrome boat accessories to be gatling guns so bad in my entire life.
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BVG @ 11:13 FTW. The only hard piece of wood I can imagine going into her is a fucking rolling pin. Ladies, please note: If your waist is wider than both your hips and your bust, it’s time for a strict diet and to re-assess your wardrobe.
If I was to list these ladies in order of which I wanted to see wearing pasties to which I would least like to see wearing pasties, the one who I would least like to see wearing pasties would actually be wearing them.
I’m proud of women who are comfortable with their less-than perfect bodies. I am horrified by women who desperately seek affirmation by making a spectacle of their less-than perfect bodies.Get that dough back in the sack, Jiggles. Getting fucked by a hundred drunken spring break douchebags isn’t going to make the pain go away.
MooMoo on the Beach.
I would say that I usually get a tingle when looking at HCWDB’s pictures.
Not with this one: everything turned turtle.
WTF is wrong with these people?
Mike insisted on wearing the pink floaties on the offchance he might hook up with heart nips and fall into her gaping vagina.
Even though her stint at the Jenny Craig clinic did not have the desired effect, Becky still liked to show off as much of herself as legally possible.
“On the count of three, I want everyone who is homosexual to raise both hands.”
Elmer’s younger brother, Elroy Fudd, orchestrated his firearms so his prey had little chance of escaping.
Meanwhile, DarkSock stared in disbelief at the spectacle taking place on the boat across the water, before going back to mending the hole on his grounded fishing boat.
…and in this picture, Andy eloquently shows us the next direction “Charlie’s Hemorrhoids” were headed next.
@Baron:
I think you must have the resolution turned up to 11 on your monitor if there is a five amongst this gaggle.
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Well, I take that back. There appears to be one on the fantail of the boat in the background.
Melanie was thankful that the melanoma on her areola’s had morphed into such cute shapes.
someone under suzanne is screaming tapout but not loud enough
Captain Ahab and crew are filled with jubilant celebation after finally capturing and landing the White Whale.
I’ve always heard that the fat ones try harder…I guess it’s true.
I demand a wasp waist. Puh-LEEZE, spare us the chubs, it’s bad enough when the douchebags are stuffed. Two days’ wait for the ass pear damages, they better be damn good this week.
Sigma Phi Epsilon’s annual lake party took a bare-faced turn when the infamous “House with the Heart On” stripper showed up barefoot and pregnant.
Waterwings Walt couldn’t find anybody to man those torpedos.
Moments after this picture was taken, Hedonism Rick stopped by to grind on Sarah’s leg, at which point she put her shirt back on…until he left.
I went on a frat ski trip and all I got was these lousy heart stickers…
Hollywood destroys yet another classic with their Summer release of Bag’leship Pootempkin.
Melanie’s one deformed left foot wasn’t nearly as strange as her matching heart-shaped nips.
I was really trying to figure out what’s wrong with this photo, when suddenly, I spotted it: The blonde is wearing NO sunglasses!
I heart nipples
Q – How much of the Concorde did this group really design?
A – Very little.
A new game has taken the beaches by storm this summer: Bleeth, Bleeth, Douche.
“Lolita” with her heart-shaped sunglasses and coy pose by the pool had let herself go, and with 21st century flair, repurposed the lenses into other useful items.
America, armed to the nips.
While blondes may have more fun, brunettes have better taste and cover their eyes in modesty while being bushwhacked by blondes.
No one on the boat had the “heart” to tell Fred that there wasn’t a sixth Spice Girl.
Fred started the cruise with a “Woo!”
And the girls started to pose right on cue.
Each tried to look cool
while surrounding this tool
even the transgendered gent in blue.
Maestro Walter conducts his Rhinemaidens barefoot and backwards, but nobody gives a Gotterdammerung.
The fifth year reunion of Bakersfield HS drama club met at lake Havapoo this weekend. In this photo they are reprising the closing moments of their favourite musical, Titty Twanker and the Wandering Jews”, a light hearted musical based on the life of Savonarola.
If you wear pink floaties on more than one occasion, we should be aloud to put you down. Any chance this guy does anything besides lift trucks for a living? I vote heart nips for hall of hott, just for being drunk enough to think that was a good idea.
Who’s up for a game of “Shoots and Ladders?” shouted Ted.
This is my boat ! These are my cockk rings! These are my bitches ! Smile for the camera, bitches!”
On this episode of Mythbusters, Jamie proves once again that a 10 degree hat tilt, hot pink water wings, and a chubby blonde with pasties STILL cannot provide enough buoyancy to keep a douchbag from sinking straight to the bottom of Lake Broverkill…
As the boat reached cruising speed, Chad said “There it is again…that empty bottle whistling sound…”.
As the Dildo Gatling Gun firing lever was cocked into place Cindy lunged in front of the crowd, leaving behind a rooster tail of Astro-Glide®.
1 Swimless Douche
1 Hearted Lake Rhino
4 Hots
= Priceless
I’m am sitting here laughing at the chubby broad with the pasties. You can’t make this shit up.
Troy 1:17,
“Lake Havapoo”
{{snicker, snicker}}
That chick with the blue top is sporting a surprise in her pants. She is a dude.
Ahab, quick grab the harpoon… white whale HO!
Chubby McPasties surely regrets those late night BK runs that magically grew from “just a salad” to “3 whoppers, large fries, and a diet coke.” Yeah, diet coke… cuz it’s healthier.
I’d really hate to see what Blondie looks like when she’s not sucking her gunt in.
Look, I could comment on how blue bikini is a tranny or the humor of douche-boy’s stunning pink floaties and how it appears he is about to be turned to douchedust by an airplane, but I won’t. I’ll just say fwappity fwappity fwapp regarding the chubby blonde with the pasties. I say bravo to her daring in these up-tight times.
before being executed with a multitude of cannons and rifles, the cabal of war criminals were granted their last wish.
@Wheezer
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I so noticed. And if the way the girls dress dt Athens is any indication, that girl is probably my classmate, ha. Seriously I know I’ve seen girls dressed like this midwinter. Its almost impressive, their dedication to skank-wear.
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As for my picture caption:
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“Look at me! I have daddy issues!”
I’m on a scrote!!
How can I get people to stop staring at my gunt…
I’ve got it!
^^^
Darksock?
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But really, I have a GHD straightener. They are really nice. Not sure I feel as strongly about them as this guy…
for some reason the anal probes only breached the men
This is a mixture of bad, worse, douche and hot. I am so confused.
i’m gonna have to disagree with the consensus, not everyone was born to be an 8, sixes and sevens, even fours and fives, need something to compete.
speaking heterosexually, most men have an even simpler scale, its yes or no, i declare that fun though you might make, boughblonde would be able to bang just about any guy who posts here, and secure drinks cabfare and breakfast, in advance….
now, knowing that she is a yes, though admittedly flawed, i suggest that most of us would also enjoy seeing any chick we deem a yes, naked, regardless of context.
what i propose is we allow the less attractive women, a chance to equalize the scale by being more naked, thus securing more of the horny attention than the system currently affords.
I’ve got nothing against thicker women. In fact, I prefer them over the rail-thin, anorexic bean-pole build that appears to be “in” these days. But just because I prefer that build doesn’t mean I condone the decision that led to this pic.
Seriously…put on a freakin’ shirt already.
^Well said MD.
Whoop Di Douche @ 12:24 – love the SPE reference.
EPHL @ 6:19. There’s *some* merit to what you say.
I used to have 1 rule. If her gut is bigger than mine, she’s a ‘no’.
She used to be a ‘no’. I’m a little bit bigger now, sure, she’s a ‘yes’. But she shouldn’t be showing off her big beer belly like that. Well, she can do whatever she wants, really.
the talent agent asked “what do you call the act?
douchebags replies “The aristocrats!”
This is the last pose before they mounted those guns and were shot over the lake.