Thursday, July 8, 2010
Live Free or Die Hardy
Question on the floor:
Have we become so inured to the cultural saturation of Ed Hardy douchewear that it no longer rankles us as the societal blight it really is?
Witness Leopold and Loeb here, previously featured in yesterday’s We Are The Sum of the Choices We Make. Normally, they’d be up for extensive mock for their lame macking on Julie and Simona. But in the summer of 2010, we barely blink at their atrocities.
Have we become comfortably numb to the Hardy scrum?
And why am I suddenly typing out trite questions in the form of crude rhymes like warmed over Carrie Bradshaw?
Buldges?
Buzzards?
Beelzebub?
Belcher?
Butter Face?
Nope, these guys are still huge douches. I guess we just like variety and go a little easy on these guys once we get used to them. But we should never grow insensitive to the matter at hand.. these idiots are mackin on hotts that must be saved!
Well.. maybe we can leave the one on the left.
Time to get back to basics: pictures of undeserving men with beautiful women. I mean, really undeserving, not just a buffed-up peacock with some crisco on his head.
BTW, got another call from the office of Jen Schwartz at MTV-NYC yesterday, looking for handouts. Put in a good word for my tunes this time!!
I believe This Blog makes a nice analogy in the obesity department.
“Maybe the ancient Hindus were hotter crystal-ball-gazers than Hollywood when they predicted the world would end not with a bang but with a big old yawn. Shiva the Destroyer would snuff us out by doing… nothing. Lazing out. Withdrawing his hot-blooded force from our bodies. Letting us become douchebags. “
Yippy-kai-ay mutherfuckers. And SJP is a stinky foot face.
So, five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky’s the limit.
Maybe she likes Buffalo Beast.
Stuff ’em all in a bag and throw them in the river. Nothing to save here…
Both of these guys are recovering from workplace injuries. Most likely blows to the head on a construction sight.
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Could it be that the same excavator blade donked both of these low watt dim bulbs on the same day? Blue Hardy Shirt diptard must have got his hand up as he got clobbered, he has his fingers taped. He is a supremo douchebag
Very douchy & not hots.
Over-n-out.
I’d like to squirt something warm over SJP’s face
nice rack on brunette, butblond appears overwhelmed by the immediacy of the whole situation. Egor sporting blue Hardy and flashing a thumbs-up has totally creepy eyes, while toothbrush head in black probably had such a hard night washing fat-encrusted baking dishes in the new five star Integration House of Roasted Monsanto Monkeys and Biotech Lab eatery that he’s still buzzing from it.
Not sure if they’re hotts. Definite douches, though.
No matter what year it is, wrist mandanna and brass knuckle bling are always atrocious.
I keep wondering how ridonculous all these spiky douchebag coiffures look when they don’t have the standard metric fuccton of hair gel in them…
Perhaps we underestimate the adversary. The Corporation seeks nothing more than to profit by instilling supposed need. We’ve no doubt been found out, and they no doubt will react. Perhaps this is more than a casual dimming of the senses. Perhaps you’re subtly cognizant of a formalized and systemic desensitization.
What the…?
The biggest problem for me is TATTS. Tatts are permanently inscribed vulgarities that scream “LOOK AT ME!” every time. The spiked hair emulates the tatts. The tatts emulate the hair.
They are akin to huge TATAs that also scream VULGAR on the hoochie-coochie who is implanted with them.
Civilized people are not supposed to be asking others to always look at them. There is such a thing as discreet behavior, elegance, minimalism, all things opposite the three-ring-circus of beasts and clown-cars that is douchebaggery-Bleethery.
Or as PTBarnum said, “There’s an ass-sucker born every minute.”
These two would be just the type that Leopold Loeb would have been looking for if they were alive today.
Buster PoinDoucher
Send in John McClane to clear out the eurotrash douchebags. Or am I thinking of a different movie?
Great New England “Live Free or Die” reference, DB1. Except I can never remember if it’s Vermont or New Hampshire who claims that for their flag. ( I can look it up, and you were just in NH…)
Oh well, Don’t Tread on Me if I slip up and don’t get it quite correct.
The sentiment is still New England Yankee anti-royalty gun-totin’ all-American. Works great in the vast Heartland, too.
I think pictures of Ed Hardy clad douches have lost some of their impact. However, seeing these creatures in person is still revolting and mock-inducing.
Why do you know how Carrie Bradshaw writes?
i could run out of punch lines to mock douchebags with. but that doesn’t mean that i hate them less.
hey douchebags don’t have to come up with diferent techniques for macking on hotties, but i have to come up with different material for every pic on HCwDB. what the fuck is wrong with that?