Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Froggy Puts a Wart on Lily's Butt
And somewhere, deep in the grassy tree lined hills of outer Monrovia, a woodland fawn sheds a single tear for the future destruction of the natural world.
For Froggy has dishonored the purity of the Ass Pear.
And the Gods will not be so forgiving this time.
Uh oh, Froggy. If you touch ’em they want an extra $100…
That’s it man! I just can’t take this turd touching this fine ass. She may be a bleeth but his presence is just rancid.
After the sight of Emo knobwrench Nick made me almost vomit my raisin toast & coffee breakfast, the holy vision of Lily’s fine arse appears, by comparison, only slightly soiled by the hands of Froggy da hat-tiltin douche. Hall of Hott material? I’d need more evidence. Hall of Spank? Morning glory…
For every douchebag that despoils ass pear, God smears another pelican with BP oil.
You may think I’m making a joke, but by my cosmic karmic calculations, it indeed works out perfectly.
BTW, the fat chick face dance video from Friday is working today.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/28/woman-face-plants-while-w_n_627934.html
“This doesn’t feel nearly as nice as that Thai boy’s ass that I have locked in the closet.”
“How am I supposed to pee in such a tight space with my 1″ weenus?”
Her look of disappointment speaks volumes.
The thrill is gone from their butt-peeing…
Maybe she’s crapping in his urethra.
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That is kinky.
Why do I see whigger Dale Earnhardt jr. here?
Fleeting are these years before she starts working at a day care and puts on 89 lbs and he works as a auto mechanic until he gets fired for his increasing Oxycontin addiction.
I want to punch him all the more. Rage boiling…
He’s toggling his lil’ joystick inside her cavernous butthole. A butthole that’s seen more cocksfights than a ring alongside a dusty Tijuana alley.
He’s just a bad-ass mutt with his mitts on her bum, and I’m ready to take him down and that shredded dog-toy hat of his, too.
This makes me angry. And why am I always suprised that these women will take these kind of photos? Are there that many stupid, sluttly, mildly hot women in the world?
Wheegro trash is the worst kind and the previous Vishnu of Surburbia makes me cringe for humanity.
I realized why Froggy here looks so familiar: he tried to sell me a steering wheel cover at Pep Boys.
oh froggy, if you are prepping for a weekly you are gonna have to try harder, and by harder i mean… well i’m not sure what i mean, but so far you have shown me you can’t douche your way out of a wet paper bag. try more hand gestures, balnkstares, tribal tats and possibly a wristdanna… or multipul rings especially thumb rings Oh yeah THAT’S how to ‘bag!
Oh yeah, this gut wrote the 1997 best-seller “The Care and Cleaning of your Crack-Pipe”. He has since moved on to smoking copius amounts of meth.
No, really, just look at him. This dude’s a fiend.
that is one wart that will not go away for a long fucking time.
Froggy got that hat after spending twenty bucks on skee ball at Chuck e Cheese.
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Her face looks like a docking port.
Yep, Lilly is a stripper as suspected. Good job Froggy. Enjoy all the cum, candy body spray and glitter you now have on yo ballin pants dawg!!!
Froggy’s actions are a crime against bleeth-manity….
she’ll appearing soon on RedTube
She may be a bit of a butterface, but she has just the right back curve that makes the angels weep. Too bad she has been tainted by that asswipe